TJ
@tjtheheadphoned.bsky.social
Ex-Music Blogger. Cinephile in Training. Tortured Mets Fan. Purveyor of Regular Human Beverages.
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Miller as soon as Zohran leaves the WH
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Miller as soon as Zohran leaves the WH
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
(I was moments away from posting the soundtrack to SPIDER-MAN 2, but then I remembered track 9 from that album and...yeah...)
(I was moments away from posting the soundtrack to SPIDER-MAN 2, but then I remembered track 9 from that album and...yeah...)
November 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
(I was moments away from posting the soundtrack to SPIDER-MAN 2, but then I remembered track 9 from that album and...yeah...)
(I was moments away from posting the soundtrack to SPIDER-MAN 2, but then I remembered track 9 from that album and...yeah...)
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Rangers, Astros ruled out as landing spots for Diaz and Alonzo
They’ve all gone mad.
Texas Governor Greg Abbott: “After the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.”
Texas Governor Greg Abbott: “After the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.”
November 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Rangers, Astros ruled out as landing spots for Diaz and Alonzo
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A Philadelphia legend left us today. 40 years on the premier rock station in the city, an absolutely wonderful person. Have the opportunity to be in multiple times during my internship, and he was a truly great soul.
Damn.
radioink.com/2025/10/29/p...
Damn.
radioink.com/2025/10/29/p...
Philadelphia Rock Radio Great Pierre Robert Found Dead At 68 - Radio Ink
Philadelphia radio has lost one of its most enduring local voices. WMMR midday host Pierre Robert was found dead at his home on Wednesday.
radioink.com
October 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
A Philadelphia legend left us today. 40 years on the premier rock station in the city, an absolutely wonderful person. Have the opportunity to be in multiple times during my internship, and he was a truly great soul.
Damn.
radioink.com/2025/10/29/p...
Damn.
radioink.com/2025/10/29/p...
Me, an Eagles fan after that last drive:
a man in a military uniform is asking are we the baddies .
ALT: a man in a military uniform is asking are we the baddies .
media.tenor.com
October 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Me, an Eagles fan after that last drive:
Fox's MLB pregame show background looks like an artist's rendering of an NYC subway station (right down to the signage).
Did...did anyone tell them what happened in the ALDS, or did we all just drop the ball there?
Did...did anyone tell them what happened in the ALDS, or did we all just drop the ball there?
October 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Fox's MLB pregame show background looks like an artist's rendering of an NYC subway station (right down to the signage).
Did...did anyone tell them what happened in the ALDS, or did we all just drop the ball there?
Did...did anyone tell them what happened in the ALDS, or did we all just drop the ball there?
Congratulations to A HOUSE OF DYNAMITE on its induction to the Uncut Gems Memorial "Excellent Film I Can't Imagine Watching Again" Hall of Fame
October 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Congratulations to A HOUSE OF DYNAMITE on its induction to the Uncut Gems Memorial "Excellent Film I Can't Imagine Watching Again" Hall of Fame
I get that meta-posting about Bluesky is A Whole Thing, but I've found an unanticipated joy in having a chance to hear from/engage with journalists and folks who are familiar with my immediate geographical vicinity. Makes it feel less like a giant room full of shouters and more like a local bar
October 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I get that meta-posting about Bluesky is A Whole Thing, but I've found an unanticipated joy in having a chance to hear from/engage with journalists and folks who are familiar with my immediate geographical vicinity. Makes it feel less like a giant room full of shouters and more like a local bar
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For the record: Fuck anyone (including Mets fans) invoking LOLMets or anything approximating "I knew this would happen". You're not cool or special or a smarter fan.
This fucking hurts and you're just being a dick.
This fucking hurts and you're just being a dick.
September 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
For the record: Fuck anyone (including Mets fans) invoking LOLMets or anything approximating "I knew this would happen". You're not cool or special or a smarter fan.
This fucking hurts and you're just being a dick.
This fucking hurts and you're just being a dick.
You can tell its a bad sign when even SNY has given up naming the correct reliever on the scorebug.
September 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
You can tell its a bad sign when even SNY has given up naming the correct reliever on the scorebug.
On one hand, Mendoza has made me look stupid in consecutive innings for questioning his bullpen usage.
On the other...
On the other...
robert downey jr. is asking what are we doing here .
ALT: robert downey jr. is asking what are we doing here .
media.tenor.com
September 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
On one hand, Mendoza has made me look stupid in consecutive innings for questioning his bullpen usage.
On the other...
On the other...
An idea for all the folks proudly declaring they'll keep boycotting Disney even after Kimmel's return:
Watch Kimmel tomorrow. Your negative reinforcement holds and Kimmel gets a ratings boost (which you know will piss off That Fucking Guy). A small bit of positive reinforcement, if that makes sense
Watch Kimmel tomorrow. Your negative reinforcement holds and Kimmel gets a ratings boost (which you know will piss off That Fucking Guy). A small bit of positive reinforcement, if that makes sense
September 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
An idea for all the folks proudly declaring they'll keep boycotting Disney even after Kimmel's return:
Watch Kimmel tomorrow. Your negative reinforcement holds and Kimmel gets a ratings boost (which you know will piss off That Fucking Guy). A small bit of positive reinforcement, if that makes sense
Watch Kimmel tomorrow. Your negative reinforcement holds and Kimmel gets a ratings boost (which you know will piss off That Fucking Guy). A small bit of positive reinforcement, if that makes sense
Gonna buy some stock in moving companies this month whatwith all the goalposts I see in transit
September 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Gonna buy some stock in moving companies this month whatwith all the goalposts I see in transit
Saying this now because its getting to that point: I would, without hesitation trade an Eagles comeback for, like, 8 Mets runs.
(Eagles fan followers need not reply)
(Eagles fan followers need not reply)
September 21, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Saying this now because its getting to that point: I would, without hesitation trade an Eagles comeback for, like, 8 Mets runs.
(Eagles fan followers need not reply)
(Eagles fan followers need not reply)
Hmm, a nice relaxing Sunday. Let's see about the current goings-on with my favorite sports teams...
a police officer stands in front of a picture of another police officer and says and now for a message
ALT: a police officer stands in front of a picture of another police officer and says and now for a message
media.tenor.com
September 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Hmm, a nice relaxing Sunday. Let's see about the current goings-on with my favorite sports teams...
Mom, the simulation is playing Mad Libs again!
LimeWire, which became popular in the 2000s, has been revealed as the buyer that paid $245,000 for the rights to the Fyre Festival. It’s unclear what exactly it plans to do with the embattled brand.
LimeWire, the Former File-Sharing Service, Is Buying Fyre Festival Brand
The streaming service, which became popular in the 2000s, paid $245,000 for the festival naming rights. It’s unclear what exactly it plans to do with the embattled brand.
nyti.ms
September 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Mom, the simulation is playing Mad Libs again!
...
Upon further reflection I must conclude:
Baseball? Never heard of it. Sounds like Orc Mischief to me!
Baseball? Never heard of it. Sounds like Orc Mischief to me!
September 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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How do you answer your phone?
September 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
How do you answer your phone?
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Wrote a little thing on Facebook for my non-online friends and relatives about caution around Charlie Kirk’s killing. It’s public so feel free to share it with your non-online friends and relatives too.
www.facebook.com/share/p/1DS2...
www.facebook.com/share/p/1DS2...
September 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Wrote a little thing on Facebook for my non-online friends and relatives about caution around Charlie Kirk’s killing. It’s public so feel free to share it with your non-online friends and relatives too.
www.facebook.com/share/p/1DS2...
www.facebook.com/share/p/1DS2...
Fuck it all. Fire Chavez into the sun. Get a hitting coach who'll do something worth a shit. Tell Stearns to pay for a real starter, not a fucking lottery ticket. Enough is enough.
This team has ceased being worth my time and energy.
This team has ceased being worth my time and energy.
a man says but you are not serious people in a dark room
ALT: a man says but you are not serious people in a dark room
media.tenor.com
September 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Fuck it all. Fire Chavez into the sun. Get a hitting coach who'll do something worth a shit. Tell Stearns to pay for a real starter, not a fucking lottery ticket. Enough is enough.
This team has ceased being worth my time and energy.
This team has ceased being worth my time and energy.
I remembered some New York Mets who I was told I should take seriously in the early 2010s.
September 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I remembered some New York Mets who I was told I should take seriously in the early 2010s.
Re: The New York Metropolitan Baseball Club, 2025 Edition
a man with a beard says serious people in front of a purple background
ALT: a man with a beard says serious people in front of a purple background
media.tenor.com
August 31, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Re: The New York Metropolitan Baseball Club, 2025 Edition
David Peterson acting like two young prospects doing well means he can join the Mets' Five-and-Dive club 🙄
August 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
David Peterson acting like two young prospects doing well means he can join the Mets' Five-and-Dive club 🙄