TJ Archer
@tjarcher.bsky.social
Husband | Girl Dad | Wrestling | Football | ... I've already said too much
English Teacher AND Poker Face were cancelled today?!
THE HITS JUST KEEP COMING, DONT THEY
THE HITS JUST KEEP COMING, DONT THEY
November 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
English Teacher AND Poker Face were cancelled today?!
THE HITS JUST KEEP COMING, DONT THEY
THE HITS JUST KEEP COMING, DONT THEY
My wife started her job in WI, my business in MN is more chaotic than ever, we still have our 1-yr-old to take care of, and the most recent house showing said our house had "too much of a dog smell"
That triggered me. We're trying so hard to keep up. Dog smell doesn't come with the house, dicknuts.
That triggered me. We're trying so hard to keep up. Dog smell doesn't come with the house, dicknuts.
November 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
My wife started her job in WI, my business in MN is more chaotic than ever, we still have our 1-yr-old to take care of, and the most recent house showing said our house had "too much of a dog smell"
That triggered me. We're trying so hard to keep up. Dog smell doesn't come with the house, dicknuts.
That triggered me. We're trying so hard to keep up. Dog smell doesn't come with the house, dicknuts.
Holy fucking epic. Both Blood & Guts were absolutely insane tonight. #AEWDynamite
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Holy fucking epic. Both Blood & Guts were absolutely insane tonight. #AEWDynamite
The women really went out and had the best Blood & Guts match ever on their first try. #AEWDynamite
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The women really went out and had the best Blood & Guts match ever on their first try. #AEWDynamite
Thank GOD Blood & Guts is tonight. My life is a total shitshow right now and I need some AEW to escape it for 2 1/2 hours
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Thank GOD Blood & Guts is tonight. My life is a total shitshow right now and I need some AEW to escape it for 2 1/2 hours
There is an amendment being proposed to remove the hemp-banning language, but I'm not confident it will matter. If ACA credits ended up not mattering, there's no way hemp will move the needle back.
Being forced out isn't exactly how I wanted to leave this industry.
Being forced out isn't exactly how I wanted to leave this industry.
Minnesota’s pioneering hemp-derived THC industry could collapse if a provision included in the deal to end the federal government shutdown becomes law.
Federal shutdown deal could kill Minnesota’s hemp-derived THC market
A spending bill passed by the U.S. Senate would essentially ban hemp-based THC products nationally.
bit.ly
November 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
There is an amendment being proposed to remove the hemp-banning language, but I'm not confident it will matter. If ACA credits ended up not mattering, there's no way hemp will move the needle back.
Being forced out isn't exactly how I wanted to leave this industry.
Being forced out isn't exactly how I wanted to leave this industry.
The real question is if you're gonna make some poor commentator eat mayo-covered ice cream on camera again 😂 That was the funniest/nastiest shit I've ever seen
Hello Mayo Maniacs...
Are you ready to join your fellow super fans in taking over an entire section of the stadium?
Claim your unique uniform, swag, food (of course) and so many surprises that we can't wait for.
Tubby demands your loyalty.
MayoManiacs.com
Are you ready to join your fellow super fans in taking over an entire section of the stadium?
Claim your unique uniform, swag, food (of course) and so many surprises that we can't wait for.
Tubby demands your loyalty.
MayoManiacs.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
The real question is if you're gonna make some poor commentator eat mayo-covered ice cream on camera again 😂 That was the funniest/nastiest shit I've ever seen
Another thing they're not telling you:
If this passes the House, hemp-derived edibles (including harmless CBD) will be banned nationwide. Just a little industry-killer they snuck in there for funsies
If this passes the House, hemp-derived edibles (including harmless CBD) will be banned nationwide. Just a little industry-killer they snuck in there for funsies
Bernie Sanders: "What this Senate is about to do is make a horrific situation even worse. So let's be clear what this vote is about. If this vote succeeds, over 20 million Americans are gonna see at least a doubling in their premiums in the ACA."
November 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Another thing they're not telling you:
If this passes the House, hemp-derived edibles (including harmless CBD) will be banned nationwide. Just a little industry-killer they snuck in there for funsies
If this passes the House, hemp-derived edibles (including harmless CBD) will be banned nationwide. Just a little industry-killer they snuck in there for funsies
Hey NFL GMs, there actually is a different way to do this 🤦♂️
Both 2025 first-round quarterbacks have seen their head coach fired in the first 10 weeks of the season:
◽️ Cam Ward - Brian Callahan (after Week 6)
◽️ Jaxson Dart - Brian Daboll (after Week 10)
H/T @adamhoge.bsky.social
◽️ Cam Ward - Brian Callahan (after Week 6)
◽️ Jaxson Dart - Brian Daboll (after Week 10)
H/T @adamhoge.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Hey NFL GMs, there actually is a different way to do this 🤦♂️
On today's episode of 'Why Bother?'
UPDATE: Joe Burrow said he expects to return by Week 13.
Per Jay Glazer.
Per Jay Glazer.
📈📈📈 INJURY NEWS 📈📈📈
Bengals QB Joe Burrow is returning to practice. He will be limited today.
Per @rapsheet.bsky.social
Bengals QB Joe Burrow is returning to practice. He will be limited today.
Per @rapsheet.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
On today's episode of 'Why Bother?'
It should've been you in 2016, Bernie. It should've been you 😭
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
It should've been you in 2016, Bernie. It should've been you 😭
Stupid baseball ass score. Someone score a TD!
a grumpy old man is giving a speech on snl and says i 'm a grumpy old man !
Alt: a grumpy old man is giving a speech on snl and says i 'm a grumpy old man !
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Stupid baseball ass score. Someone score a TD!
Catching up on the weekend's AEW news and... 😂 see ya never, Newell.
You were fired by the guy you were tricked into thinking believes in you twice in three years.
Your shit does, in fact, stink.
You were fired by the guy you were tricked into thinking believes in you twice in three years.
Your shit does, in fact, stink.
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Catching up on the weekend's AEW news and... 😂 see ya never, Newell.
You were fired by the guy you were tricked into thinking believes in you twice in three years.
Your shit does, in fact, stink.
You were fired by the guy you were tricked into thinking believes in you twice in three years.
Your shit does, in fact, stink.
If you have to phrase it that way, I think y'all have your answer already
Schefter: Cardinals, Kyler Murray expected to have "extensive discussions" to determine whether to move forward together or go their own ways.
November 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
If you have to phrase it that way, I think y'all have your answer already
Meanwhile, El0n thinks he needs to be a trillionaire
November 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Meanwhile, El0n thinks he needs to be a trillionaire
Finally got my hair cut for the first time in a couple months. Told her I wanted to veer shorter, so she said she'd go finger-length.
But she went like.. military short. Now people are gonna think I'm a bigot for a week and a half
But she went like.. military short. Now people are gonna think I'm a bigot for a week and a half
a man says it 's not what it looks like
Alt: a man says it 's not what it looks like
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Finally got my hair cut for the first time in a couple months. Told her I wanted to veer shorter, so she said she'd go finger-length.
But she went like.. military short. Now people are gonna think I'm a bigot for a week and a half
But she went like.. military short. Now people are gonna think I'm a bigot for a week and a half
'Friendship' & 'The Chair Company' have sent me into a full-blown Tim Robinson kick. Idk how I ended up late to the party on this guy, I'm cracking up at absolutely everything
a man is sitting on a couch with the words it 's really really good behind him
Alt: a man is sitting on a couch with the words it 's really really good behind him
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
'Friendship' & 'The Chair Company' have sent me into a full-blown Tim Robinson kick. Idk how I ended up late to the party on this guy, I'm cracking up at absolutely everything
Awesome start to this tournament. Last night's match was a blast.
I've got Toni & Mina going over the Sisters of Sin in the finals. Where's everyone else at? #AEW
I've got Toni & Mina going over the Sisters of Sin in the finals. Where's everyone else at? #AEW
With Willow Nightingale + Harley Cameron's big win on #AEWDynamite, The Babes of Wrath will take on the Sisters of Sin in the next round of the AEW Women's World Tag Team Championship Tournament!
November 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Awesome start to this tournament. Last night's match was a blast.
I've got Toni & Mina going over the Sisters of Sin in the finals. Where's everyone else at? #AEW
I've got Toni & Mina going over the Sisters of Sin in the finals. Where's everyone else at? #AEW
"Can I get a brick sandwich on whole wheat?"
"Sure thing... wait what?"
"Just.. make it. To go please."
"Sure thing... wait what?"
"Just.. make it. To go please."
BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
"Can I get a brick sandwich on whole wheat?"
"Sure thing... wait what?"
"Just.. make it. To go please."
"Sure thing... wait what?"
"Just.. make it. To go please."
One of the BEST phone features to be introduced in the last decade is the Google assistant who answers spam calls, and then just shoots them down if their answers aren't good enough. And then you can listen to the interaction afterwards!
November 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
One of the BEST phone features to be introduced in the last decade is the Google assistant who answers spam calls, and then just shoots them down if their answers aren't good enough. And then you can listen to the interaction afterwards!
Maybe it's the policies. But maybe it's the beard.
Your move, Pete.
Your move, Pete.
November 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Maybe it's the policies. But maybe it's the beard.
Your move, Pete.
Your move, Pete.
The courts are reversing the firings anyway lmao
Also "we fucked up, but we can't admit it, so we're gonna make it look like a favor to you and then still gut healthcare" is the dumbest shit attempt at a compromise I've ever heard.
Fuck Republicans. Release the files.
Also "we fucked up, but we can't admit it, so we're gonna make it look like a favor to you and then still gut healthcare" is the dumbest shit attempt at a compromise I've ever heard.
Fuck Republicans. Release the files.
SHUTDOWN NEWS: Republicans made a new offer to Senate Democrats Thursday with a fresh sweetener — the potential reversal of federal worker firings.
@jordainc.bsky.social
www.politico.com/live-updates...
@jordainc.bsky.social
www.politico.com/live-updates...
November 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The courts are reversing the firings anyway lmao
Also "we fucked up, but we can't admit it, so we're gonna make it look like a favor to you and then still gut healthcare" is the dumbest shit attempt at a compromise I've ever heard.
Fuck Republicans. Release the files.
Also "we fucked up, but we can't admit it, so we're gonna make it look like a favor to you and then still gut healthcare" is the dumbest shit attempt at a compromise I've ever heard.
Fuck Republicans. Release the files.
I'm telling you - Trump has threatened Johnson's life over this
Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 94th day out of the last 106.
12 days of work in 106 days.
With full pay and benefits.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
12 days of work in 106 days.
With full pay and benefits.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I'm telling you - Trump has threatened Johnson's life over this
Since the new AEW National Title is being defended across lots of different promotions, I do hope some outside talent gets to hold the belt here and there. The concept loses its luster otherwise
November 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Since the new AEW National Title is being defended across lots of different promotions, I do hope some outside talent gets to hold the belt here and there. The concept loses its luster otherwise
A little PSA in "know your terms before you cock off" that I just experienced...
Caller: Hi, are you selling smokeable cannabis yet?
Me: We have no plans to go full rec.
Caller: Yet you call yourself Nothing But Hemp?
Me: Hemp is not marijuana.
Caller: Hi, are you selling smokeable cannabis yet?
Me: We have no plans to go full rec.
Caller: Yet you call yourself Nothing But Hemp?
Me: Hemp is not marijuana.
November 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
A little PSA in "know your terms before you cock off" that I just experienced...
Caller: Hi, are you selling smokeable cannabis yet?
Me: We have no plans to go full rec.
Caller: Yet you call yourself Nothing But Hemp?
Me: Hemp is not marijuana.
Caller: Hi, are you selling smokeable cannabis yet?
Me: We have no plans to go full rec.
Caller: Yet you call yourself Nothing But Hemp?
Me: Hemp is not marijuana.