Christmas Tina 🎄
@tinatinabobinana.bsky.social
Pluviophile | Bob says meow |🐻| Creator of Sexy Woman Makeup Time
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My favorite thing about 2025 is buying weed in a store and buying eggs from some guy I met on Craigslist
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They’re doing this to me later
November 20, 2025 at 1:44 PM
They’re doing this to me later
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This is what he calls me
November 19, 2025 at 1:01 PM
This is what he calls me
They’re doing this to me later
November 20, 2025 at 1:44 PM
They’re doing this to me later
They’re taking me here tonight
November 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
They’re taking me here tonight
This is what he calls me
November 19, 2025 at 1:01 PM
This is what he calls me
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I am the CEO of Dildo Brewing & Co. The Co stands for “Corporate Ho”
November 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I am the CEO of Dildo Brewing & Co. The Co stands for “Corporate Ho”
Dildo & Brewing Co is where I work
November 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Dildo & Brewing Co is where I work
This is where I tweet from
November 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
This is where I tweet from
If I showed him my butthole and he didn’t drive over immediately, I’d die
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
If I showed him my butthole and he didn’t drive over immediately, I’d die
Good morning pocket friends
Dewey stunting in the am
Dewey stunting in the am
November 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Good morning pocket friends
Dewey stunting in the am
Dewey stunting in the am
Are you wearing 7 layers n’est-il freezing your man nipples
November 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Are you wearing 7 layers n’est-il freezing your man nipples
Delusional trespassing or manifesting?
November 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Delusional trespassing or manifesting?
Being delusional is the only way to get delusional things
November 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Being delusional is the only way to get delusional things
Hey queen what’s your bmi
November 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Hey queen what’s your bmi
I’m tired and don’t wanna do anything should I make molasses cookies? Yes or no
November 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I’m tired and don’t wanna do anything should I make molasses cookies? Yes or no
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Bill Clinton has the chance to do the funniest thing
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Bill Clinton has the chance to do the funniest thing
DT in a nutsack— I mean nutshell
Turns out President Hawk Tuah doesn’t hate Hillary Clinton, he’s just jealous because she has something he wants.
November 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM
DT in a nutsack— I mean nutshell
Big Beautiful Bill amiright
November 15, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Big Beautiful Bill amiright
Some lady with shoulder pads is teaching me about massaging my cat
November 15, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Some lady with shoulder pads is teaching me about massaging my cat
Bill Clinton has the chance to do the funniest thing
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Bill Clinton has the chance to do the funniest thing
DT stands for Deep Throat
November 15, 2025 at 4:45 AM
DT stands for Deep Throat
Me to that million dollars I’ve been manifesting
November 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Me to that million dollars I’ve been manifesting
I’d rather watch something go bad than let my coworkers use it (coffee flavouring )
November 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I’d rather watch something go bad than let my coworkers use it (coffee flavouring )
42 more days
November 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
42 more days
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I am not chubby, I am just more 3D than you'd like
November 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I am not chubby, I am just more 3D than you'd like