Literally Tina Belcher 🏳️⚧️
@tinafromtv.bsky.social
Musician, Software Engineer, Cyclist, Jew, Shitposter, Eggbug Enthusiast, and etc
Formerly Extremely mildly autistic
Will hit you with a lirpa
Formerly Extremely mildly autistic
Will hit you with a lirpa
Pinned
I decided to put my skills to some use by making @genocidebot.bsky.social . It posts interpolated casualty data from Gaza once per day. It's important to me that these people are not ignored or forgotten. Please follow the bot if you feel the same way.
Calibri is woke, and by woke I mean pleasant and helpful
December 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Calibri is woke, and by woke I mean pleasant and helpful
Remember that month when Mike Kroll was just everywhere?
December 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Remember that month when Mike Kroll was just everywhere?
I just forgot where sperm comes from for a second
December 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I just forgot where sperm comes from for a second
Damn I just got carded by bluesky
December 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Damn I just got carded by bluesky
The Gods mock us.
December 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The Gods mock us.
Keep seeing articles that say "The stock market keeps going up but so does unemployment and living costs what a mystery"
December 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Keep seeing articles that say "The stock market keeps going up but so does unemployment and living costs what a mystery"
Someone just sent me a recording via text of what they want to say to me instead of typing it out
a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a white background .
Alt: a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a white background .
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Someone just sent me a recording via text of what they want to say to me instead of typing it out
Do people put "please" and "thank you" in their code reviews?
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Do people put "please" and "thank you" in their code reviews?
Reposted by Literally Tina Belcher 🏳️⚧️
Overkill? OVERKILL?! NONSENSE JULIAN!! It’s Tactical Tuesday and I am READY with my tactical crocs, tactical socks, tactical utility belt, tactical fanny pack, tactical shirt, tactical vest, tactical scarf, tactical goggles, tac—what do you MEAN, I forgot something?!?
December 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Overkill? OVERKILL?! NONSENSE JULIAN!! It’s Tactical Tuesday and I am READY with my tactical crocs, tactical socks, tactical utility belt, tactical fanny pack, tactical shirt, tactical vest, tactical scarf, tactical goggles, tac—what do you MEAN, I forgot something?!?
I'm not the biggest fan of chilly weather, but I am a fan of chili weather
December 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I'm not the biggest fan of chilly weather, but I am a fan of chili weather
This guy knows what's up
November 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
This guy knows what's up
I like bikes
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I like bikes
"You can get it if you really want" has a whole new meaning in 2025
November 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
"You can get it if you really want" has a whole new meaning in 2025
Magic: The Gathering is leaving congress
November 22, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Magic: The Gathering is leaving congress
I've been learning Go so I can work on some new features at work. Got a code review today that said "good stuff" and I am OVER THE MOON
November 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I've been learning Go so I can work on some new features at work. Got a code review today that said "good stuff" and I am OVER THE MOON
Considering making an Ilharrg deck just so I can say "I floop the pig"
November 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Considering making an Ilharrg deck just so I can say "I floop the pig"
Calling my unit tests "testies" from now on
November 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Calling my unit tests "testies" from now on
Should have taken a sip right then and there
Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.”
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Should have taken a sip right then and there
It's nice that half the things I need to do at work, I can't do because cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
It's nice that half the things I need to do at work, I can't do because cloudflare
Working 26 jobs so I can get 52 weeks paid vacation
November 16, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Working 26 jobs so I can get 52 weeks paid vacation
Everybody celebrating the northern lights as if it's not proof of geomagnetic instability. It's like folks in Pompeii celebrating the smoke from the nearby mountain.
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Everybody celebrating the northern lights as if it's not proof of geomagnetic instability. It's like folks in Pompeii celebrating the smoke from the nearby mountain.
GIGI MASIN "Tears of Clown" (1986)
YouTube video by RETROFUTURAMA
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Every programming language is 90% good ideas and 10% band-aids
November 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Every programming language is 90% good ideas and 10% band-aids
He's got the cutest little snore!
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
He's got the cutest little snore!
Dirty Aught Dicks
November 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Dirty Aught Dicks