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aka TinaVsTammy, aka FrightYa, yah you know me
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Calling all Indie film CHAMPIONS! My horror documentary "Haunted Lake Lanier" is LIVE on Amazon Prime!!

Rent it on Amazon to help keep indiefilm alive!

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If not Amazon watch on Relay!

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Watch it today and please share! #Filmsky 🎥
November 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Beneath the jazz and charm, New Orleans hides a darker rhythm… From voodoo queens to haunted mansions, Haunted New Orleans explores the city’s most chilling secrets. 👻 Now streaming free on FAWESOME

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#HauntedNewOrleans #WatchTheWater #IndieFilm #GhostDocumentary
Watch Haunted New Orleans Full Movie Free Online - Fawesome TV
In the heart of the Big Easy, restless spirits reveal their chilling tales - voodoo curses, spectral jazz, and forgotten secrets. Ghosts, crypdids, and eerie history - explore the supernatural secrets...
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November 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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I toast to the King tonight on #FrightClub. Join us! #MutantFam #Horrorsky
Join #FrightClub and post along Friday's double feature starting with The Dark Half (1992) at 10:00 PM ET. Available on Tubi.

Then join us at 12:20 AM ET for Misery (1990). Available on Tubi.

Misery loves company.
November 14, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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You have now watched #BordelloofBlood!

No refunds!

Next week, FINALLY, a visit with Darren McGavin and the entire reason I started this watch! Next week is #TheNightStalker (1972) the TV movie that kicked it all off!

And join #FrightClub at 9C!

Until then Culture Vultures!
#CryptStatic
November 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Two TV movies and a 20 episode series await you on #CryptStatic!

#KolchakTheNightStalker
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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I’m not going to be able to finish this right now. I will when I get home.

Many of you will be done, have a good evening and check out #FrightClub if you want to see Nic Cage.

#CryptStatic
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
That was fun. Like eating way too many Jolly Ranchers.

Thanks #CryptStatic and @manwithpez.bsky.social!
November 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Vampire movies need more lasers

#CryptStatic
a man in a suit and tie with a caption that says am i right ?
ALT: a man in a suit and tie with a caption that says am i right ?
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November 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Oh, come on. That's just a lie. She has eaten her share of women and we know it!

#BordelloOfBlood #CryptStatic
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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The special effects budget had $750,000 cut out to meet Dennis Miller's salary demands.

#CryptStatic
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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The Exploding Nurse and Whoopi Goldberg now showing in Las Vegas
#CryptStatic
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
My god, this really is a terrible movie 😂 but I'm enjoying the company...

What! WHOOPI GOLDBERG?!?

🤣

#BordelloOfBlood #CryptStatic
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Goddamn, the can stew is the grossest thing in this horror movie that features people exploding!

#CryptStatic
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Vampires always love to tell you how old they are. Even if they are hot women. I'm not buyin' it.

#BordelloOfBlood #CryptStatic
November 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
On the one hand, Guttman does not seem at all trustworthy, and not only because he's played by Dennis Miller.

On the other hand, he did get her brother's nose skull and get out of there alive...

#BordelloOfBlood #CryptStatic
November 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
*girly shriek*

The new girl just got her benefits?

#BordelloOfBlood #CryptStatic
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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"I gotta go.. fuck you"
that's how I end all my phone convos
#CryptStatic
November 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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I guess you give a seasoned stage actor like Sarandon an excuse to go whole hog and there won't be a speck of your scenery left.

#CryptStatic
November 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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The CryptKeeper could have had a coffin chute like this but he went with a classy staircase instead.

#CryptStatic
November 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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From Dusk til Dawn AND The Frighteners were both almost #TalesFromtheCrypt presents movies.

#CryptStatic
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
"Hey, we're not dead! PLUS BOOBS!"

#BordelloOfBlood #CryptStatic
November 13, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Is it weird that so far the actor I'm most happy to see is Corey Feldman? 😅

Little bit, huh.

This is a hell of a cast though! It's been a long time. I'd forgotten. Good soundtrack too.

#CryptStatic
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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And a lovely appearance from William Sadler as The Mummy in the wraparound story.

Which follows a familiar famous #TalesFromtheCrypt story beat!

#CryptStatic
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Who had Phil Fondacaro punches a corpse on their bingo card?

#CryptStatic
November 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The tarantulas: What the hell, man. We didn't do nothin'. This is not even a natural habitat for us.

#CryptStatic
November 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM