Tim Tufts
@timtufts.bsky.social
🤖 I am not a robot yet 🤖 MA ➡️ WA 🏒 Kraken, Bruins 🥅 My opinions are my own
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Dream blunt rotation
January 19, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Dream blunt rotation
They should let me in the Criterion Closet so I could just say “Ooh, that’s supposed to be good, I’ve got that on my watchlist” 5 times and run away with a bag of movies
December 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
They should let me in the Criterion Closet so I could just say “Ooh, that’s supposed to be good, I’ve got that on my watchlist” 5 times and run away with a bag of movies
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Palmieri went out like a legend. Tears his ACL, steals the puck, and assists on a beauty, all in the same play. Gotta salute the man 🫡
November 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Palmieri went out like a legend. Tears his ACL, steals the puck, and assists on a beauty, all in the same play. Gotta salute the man 🫡
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![4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiby6can6k76yzfmv2czxs4pu2l7zie7bqbrpswi7h3ifmiadkuqvu@jpeg)
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"the family of pooping bears has individual names"
November 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
"the family of pooping bears has individual names"
Refresh gang checking in
November 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Refresh gang checking in
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me waiting for the drop
November 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
me waiting for the drop
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We are so back (Kraken time)
September 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
We are so back (Kraken time)
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Blessing the timeline with some Jake Leg 😌😌😌
September 12, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Blessing the timeline with some Jake Leg 😌😌😌
Saw an early screening of Together on a whim and it immediately jumped in as my favorite of the year. Excited to see if it can hold that spot once Weapons comes out.
July 24, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Saw an early screening of Together on a whim and it immediately jumped in as my favorite of the year. Excited to see if it can hold that spot once Weapons comes out.
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If the X-Files were made today he’d be called “The Vape-Using Man”
July 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
If the X-Files were made today he’d be called “The Vape-Using Man”
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I imagined the Chatsubo in 1984. 41 years later I opened its door. Neuromancer is in production.
July 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I imagined the Chatsubo in 1984. 41 years later I opened its door. Neuromancer is in production.
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You like Dice? You like Dnd? You like fancy wood stuff?
Cool. Check this screen tha/t @honeypottsart.bsky.social illustrated for me!
youtube.com/shorts/hTE6X...
Cool. Check this screen tha/t @honeypottsart.bsky.social illustrated for me!
youtube.com/shorts/hTE6X...
The viral DM screen just got a HUGE upgrade!
YouTube video by DianaOfTheRose
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June 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
You like Dice? You like Dnd? You like fancy wood stuff?
Cool. Check this screen tha/t @honeypottsart.bsky.social illustrated for me!
youtube.com/shorts/hTE6X...
Cool. Check this screen tha/t @honeypottsart.bsky.social illustrated for me!
youtube.com/shorts/hTE6X...
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I told you we’d be back
June 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I told you we’d be back
I wake up every day blessed to not be a Maple Leafs fan 🙏🏻
May 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I wake up every day blessed to not be a Maple Leafs fan 🙏🏻
Wolverine meme with a picture of Marchand OT winner against the Leafs
May 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Wolverine meme with a picture of Marchand OT winner against the Leafs
The most effective advertisement on us is just having someone outside enjoying a milkshake. 80% chance we’re gonna stop for a milkshake
May 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
The most effective advertisement on us is just having someone outside enjoying a milkshake. 80% chance we’re gonna stop for a milkshake