Tim Kayßer
Tim Kayßer
@timmyque.bsky.social
📍Dirty Delco 👫 Husband of Melissa
🐕‍🦺 Walker of #LaineyTheWorstDog
🐦‍🔥 Supporter of LFC 🙏 Christian Quaker
RIP, Val. I’ll always be your huckleberry.
April 2, 2025 at 1:06 PM
“Progress”
March 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
March 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
March 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
March 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Even the cheapest iPhone available (SE3) still takes some pretty rad low light photos.
March 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
March 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
March 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Mostly clear with a 1000% chance of contrails.
February 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Who knew that “draining the swamp” would actually look like a bunch of ultra rich people making the government pay for and promote their own personal brands and interests? *checks notes* Oh, everyone with common sense. Got it.
FBI Director Kash Patel wants to bring the UFC to the FBI, sources say
Newly-installed FBI Director Kash Patel has proposed enhancing the FBI with help from the Ultimate Fighting Championship, say sources who were told of the proposal.
abcnews-go-com.cdn.ampproject.org
February 28, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Have had #IndependenceBlueCross health insurance since 2020. Always on autopay, always on paperless billing. A little over a year ago, started getting paper statements anyway. Literally two or three a week, since I get weekly allergy shots.
February 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Springing.
February 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
February 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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February 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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musk's private security deputized by u.s. marshals service -- potentially clearing the way for his personal bodyguards to be carrying weapons on federal grounds.

um...

www.cnn.com/2025/02/20/p...
February 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Watching a sobering documentary about the nuclear testing in the Nevada desert. 982 nuclear devices detonated within our own borders. As recently as 1992. My word.
Downwind (2023) ⭐ 7.0 | Documentary
1h 36m
www.imdb.com
February 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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I would say somewhere between 10-13% of my day is spent just resisting the urge to tell people that’s not actually what “ironic” means
February 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Watching the SNL music special from last night. And all I can say is: Post/Nirvana, take my money. Take it all.
February 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Relatable.
ME: finds a shirt I like and buys it in every color so I’ll always have something to wear

ALSO ME: gets overwhelmed by having so many colors to choose from and wears my favorite hoodie again instead
February 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
#LaineyTheWorstDog with the RBF.
February 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
February 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Had been thinking all the “doge crew” stuff meant President Musk had hired interns from his silly crypto scam to help destroy the government. Only just realizing that they intentionally gave his new fake department an acronym that advertises his silly crypto scam. What a stupid time to be alive.
February 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
“Don’t know. Don’t read. Didn’t see the movie.” - Nellie Bertram (And also 77,302,580 Americans last November.)
February 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
February 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Delight.
February 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM