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Emily @timewarpedchaos.xyz · 23d
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筆慣らし
February 16, 2026 at 8:20 AM
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sparklenaut.bsky.social
Happy belated Valentine's day Kyousaya nation! 🍰✨

Dedicated to the lovely @basalisk120.bsky.social, my heart is yours forever 💕
#kyosaya #pmmm #sporkart
A digital illustration of Kyoko Sakura and Sayaka Miki on a date in a cute pastel-coloured Parisian cafe. They are sitting at a corner table by the window and sharing a gigantic milkshake with entwined heart-shaped straws. Kyouko looks excited out of her mind, while Sayaka is grinning proudly. In the background paintings of a unicorn and a mermaid playing the trumpet can be seen.
February 16, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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murmoruno.bsky.social
SFW ナイスネイチャ

#umamusumeprettyderby #ナイスネイチャ
February 16, 2026 at 7:15 AM
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mollyesbian.gayass.io
madoka drawing 5
i don't think homura likes the sound of that
comic depicting homura akemi from madoka magica talking to tech support of a fictionalized website parodying bluesky, twitter and tumblr panel 1 shows her on the phone with the customer support, her saying "hello, is this bluettwlr support? i don't see any posts loading" panel 2 shows her face in shock with color shifts to the panel and the dialogue "ma'am, can you try to reset your timeline?" coming from the phone panel 3 shows her crying, having destroyed her computer and the phone thrown onto the table with the support agent still on the line asking if she's still there.
February 15, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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cookingwithspices.bsky.social
We've finally come full circle. People are longing for less chatter dialogue in their games by referencing ocarina, a game that people consistently complained about Navi being too talkative to the point of it being a meme for 20 odd years.
curiousjoi.gg Curiousjoi @curiousjoi.gg · 1d
This is why I just recently dropped a game 😂😂😂😂

Like we don’t need banter every second silence is okay haha

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February 15, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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muwon58.bsky.social
#超かぐや姫
February 11, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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ryoo0526.bsky.social
February 15, 2026 at 9:59 AM
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cassicecropia.bsky.social
im late,
#超かぐや姫
February 15, 2026 at 3:11 AM
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furry-hater.bsky.social
meme with text reading: "27 YEARS AGO TODAY WILL SMITH SLAPPED CHRIS ROCK AT THE OSCARS" with a photo showing the said action between the two actors.
February 15, 2026 at 3:55 AM
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February 15, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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chaaaaanhikari.bsky.social
🐻‍❄️❤️
#スタァライト #RevueStarlight
February 14, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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miku curling
February 15, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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nemuireii.bsky.social
we're arknighting the mujis

#AveMujica
February 14, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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sbarky.bsky.social
Oguri in denim #ウマ娘
August 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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roxieproxy.bsky.social
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World. A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers." A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands." A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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madabau.bsky.social
Happy Valentine!
#LWA_jp #littlewitchacademia #art #イラスト #illustration #fanart #絵描きさんと繋がりたい #artmoots
Atsuko "Akko" Kagari and Diana Cavendish hugging and facing each other with chocolate on one hand.
February 14, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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kyrimaru2.bsky.social
まどほむ／後付けのlove
February 14, 2026 at 10:46 AM
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reticentaoi.bsky.social
hilda / touko
September 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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mollyesbian.gayass.io
madoka drawing 4
happy valentine's day to everyone cause homura sure isn't having one
madoka comic panel 1 shows homura. she tells madoka "madoka, i would like for you and I to become a couple" panel 2 shows madoka responding to homura with "a couple of besties? silly homura, we already are!" panel 3 shows a comedically depressed homura saying "she doesn't get what i meant.."
February 14, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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kokonexu.bsky.social
照れるフリーナ~ 🩵💙 #原神📷 #GenshinImpact📷 #フリーナ #Furina
February 14, 2026 at 1:56 PM
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garethwatkins.bsky.social
So it worked is what you're saying.
azintel.bsky.social AZ Intel @azintel.bsky.social · 3d
KMBC: "A woman tried to set a fire at a South Kansas City warehouse that had been rumored as a possible ICE detention center. Earlier today, the company that owns the property confirmed it is no longer moving forward with a sale to the U.S. government."
February 13, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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landbeforetim.bsky.social
This is blackout poetry to me
I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018. How did I do it? Blacked out lines CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP. There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.
February 14, 2026 at 2:26 PM
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One of the funniest things about the old school mario cartoons is how they took the Airship level design literally
February 14, 2026 at 9:12 AM
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February 14, 2026 at 3:03 AM