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Tim David
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Yeah! No
An inflatable Planetarium my friend helps out with had been stolen from the Uni of Herts

www.instagram.com/p/DB1rGSqI3b...
November 2, 2024 at 9:41 AM
Yeah, why not?
October 22, 2024 at 1:48 PM
I shall call her Benita
November 25, 2023 at 5:47 PM
Question for 80s/90s kids. When did is flip from being uncool carrying your rucksack on both shoulders to the thing to do?
November 23, 2023 at 9:02 AM
Son, 13, playing Xbox with his mates. “You know what annoys me? The sacking of the library of Alexandria.”
November 18, 2023 at 6:43 PM
FFS, lovely dream and just before I wake up some twat ruins it by driving too fast and running a lamb’s head over. Really set me up for today, that has.
November 14, 2023 at 8:35 AM
Really surprised when this came up in Release Radar. Thought they’d packed it in 30 years ago

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November 11, 2023 at 5:50 PM
Went to see the Sistine Chapel and the best bit was this guy
October 31, 2023 at 4:38 PM
‘Durable cucumber’
October 30, 2023 at 9:14 PM
Is there such a thing as Door bluesky?
October 30, 2023 at 8:38 PM
Just woke up to see my phone clock tip over from 03:00 to 02:01
October 29, 2023 at 2:06 AM
Reposted by Tim David
Dendrochronology xkcd.com/2847
October 28, 2023 at 10:38 AM
At the barbers with 15 getting his Oakey cut
October 28, 2023 at 11:10 AM
Yeah, going to sleep with my nicotine patch on was not a good idea
October 28, 2023 at 8:13 AM
I don't why its always the elderly who are quoted as being unable to use smartphones. They've existed at least 20 years, so the elderly have had far longer to get their heads round them than my 12 year old son. And he's also had to learn how to eat solid food, crawl, walk, talk and read in that time
October 25, 2023 at 4:13 PM
Quote skeet with a picture of graffiti from your phone
October 24, 2023 at 9:15 AM
Quote skeet with a picture of water you took
October 23, 2023 at 9:09 PM
Quote skeet with a photo of water you took
October 23, 2023 at 8:55 PM
Quote skeet with a photo of water you took
October 23, 2023 at 8:53 PM
Well, that was a nice 13 walk home from work
October 20, 2023 at 6:03 PM
A Maniac
Depluralize a band

Violent Femme
Depluralize a band

Duran
October 20, 2023 at 8:25 AM
Forgot to post this one. No matter, everyone hates playlists anyway

spotify.link/mzIK7YgO1Db
October 19, 2023 at 4:30 PM
Whoops, been in the bath reading for two hours. Bit wrinkly
October 18, 2023 at 11:26 PM
Home for tonight
October 14, 2023 at 11:04 AM