Timban Greywolf
@timban.greywolf.social
🗺️: Seattle-ish
🇨🇦Canadian/American🇺🇸 wolf furry🐺 in his 40s, living the best life I can with the best pack I could hope for! 1/3 of the Greywolf Pack.
🇨🇦Canadian/American🇺🇸 wolf furry🐺 in his 40s, living the best life I can with the best pack I could hope for! 1/3 of the Greywolf Pack.
I bet on the next screen they’re gonna try to convince me to try Edge..
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January 31, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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Just over here doing YET MORE democracy, writing Congress because one of the Congresscritters has proposed yet another stupid law - S.3283 - forcing dual citizens to give up their foreign citizenships or be stripped of their American citizenship. Doubt it goes anywhere, but speaking up anyway..
January 28, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Just over here doing YET MORE democracy, writing Congress because one of the Congresscritters has proposed yet another stupid law - S.3283 - forcing dual citizens to give up their foreign citizenships or be stripped of their American citizenship. Doubt it goes anywhere, but speaking up anyway..
Also the airport security guy here couldn’t fathom that I wear a chain I can’t remove. ‘Oh just put it in the tray!’ I can’t.. ‘Wait what do you mean, you can’t? Just take it off!’ Literally can’t, it’s padlocked, dude.
January 26, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Also the airport security guy here couldn’t fathom that I wear a chain I can’t remove. ‘Oh just put it in the tray!’ I can’t.. ‘Wait what do you mean, you can’t? Just take it off!’ Literally can’t, it’s padlocked, dude.
Canada’s airport security takes itself REALLY seriously. I’ve never heard a TSA officer use the phrase ‘care and custody’ when passing me to a colleague. Dude I’m not in your custody, you work for Paladin Security, lol.
January 26, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Canada’s airport security takes itself REALLY seriously. I’ve never heard a TSA officer use the phrase ‘care and custody’ when passing me to a colleague. Dude I’m not in your custody, you work for Paladin Security, lol.
“Your flight has been delayed.. Your flight has been delayed.. Your flight has been delayed..” WestJet sucks.
January 26, 2026 at 8:49 PM
“Your flight has been delayed.. Your flight has been delayed.. Your flight has been delayed..” WestJet sucks.
The worst part of an airport lounge is check in because no matter what card or boarding pass you present it’s WRONG. ‘Oh sorry we don’t take the Amex Platinum, only the super Amex Centurion lounge. First class? Oh, you only get lounge if your flight is 2100 miles. Yours is 2096. Fuck off, pleb.’
January 26, 2026 at 6:00 PM
The worst part of an airport lounge is check in because no matter what card or boarding pass you present it’s WRONG. ‘Oh sorry we don’t take the Amex Platinum, only the super Amex Centurion lounge. First class? Oh, you only get lounge if your flight is 2100 miles. Yours is 2096. Fuck off, pleb.’
Are we seriously the only people in this theatre for Zootopia 2?
January 26, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Are we seriously the only people in this theatre for Zootopia 2?
America would’ve been so much better off if the TikTok ban had happened.
January 24, 2026 at 6:43 AM
America would’ve been so much better off if the TikTok ban had happened.
This Westjet plane is old as fuuuck.
January 23, 2026 at 11:27 PM
This Westjet plane is old as fuuuck.
Bougie first world problems - the Amex lounge was full with a half hour waiting list. Bougie opinion - it’s because they give Amex cards to anyone these days. Even I have two, lol, and I’m poor af.
January 23, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Bougie first world problems - the Amex lounge was full with a half hour waiting list. Bougie opinion - it’s because they give Amex cards to anyone these days. Even I have two, lol, and I’m poor af.
Riding the light rail to SeaTac and wow there’s so many ugly 5 over 2 apartments in Othello/Rainier Beach. Hey developers, painting part of the ugly cube red or blue doesn’t make it nicer.
January 23, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Riding the light rail to SeaTac and wow there’s so many ugly 5 over 2 apartments in Othello/Rainier Beach. Hey developers, painting part of the ugly cube red or blue doesn’t make it nicer.
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Oh, I saw Lilliputian Hallucinations when they opened for Infected Mushroom back in 2014!
January 23, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Oh, I saw Lilliputian Hallucinations when they opened for Infected Mushroom back in 2014!
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Sent letters to my state Senator and Representatives tonight. And got a reply from our US Senator on a different matter. Aww yeah, political engagement..
January 16, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Sent letters to my state Senator and Representatives tonight. And got a reply from our US Senator on a different matter. Aww yeah, political engagement..
Ooooh, do Washington next! Too many hoopties and daily drivers with ‘Collector’s Vehicle’ tags.
January 9, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Ooooh, do Washington next! Too many hoopties and daily drivers with ‘Collector’s Vehicle’ tags.
Holy shit the line for returns is like 40 deep at Whole Foods. If Amazon wanted to single handedly change climate change they could stop letting people return so much shit and landfilling it.
January 8, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Holy shit the line for returns is like 40 deep at Whole Foods. If Amazon wanted to single handedly change climate change they could stop letting people return so much shit and landfilling it.
I think the worst part of my GLP-1 medication is that it's made coffee taste disgusting to me 🤢 It tastes metallic and watery.
Also, wow do I ever notice sugar in everything now. Delivery pizza is like eating cake with pizza toppings on it.
On the upside, wow I'm losing a lot of weight. -20 pounds!
Also, wow do I ever notice sugar in everything now. Delivery pizza is like eating cake with pizza toppings on it.
On the upside, wow I'm losing a lot of weight. -20 pounds!
January 6, 2026 at 1:46 AM
I think the worst part of my GLP-1 medication is that it's made coffee taste disgusting to me 🤢 It tastes metallic and watery.
Also, wow do I ever notice sugar in everything now. Delivery pizza is like eating cake with pizza toppings on it.
On the upside, wow I'm losing a lot of weight. -20 pounds!
Also, wow do I ever notice sugar in everything now. Delivery pizza is like eating cake with pizza toppings on it.
On the upside, wow I'm losing a lot of weight. -20 pounds!
Today I learned our Samsung microwave can turn its light off while it’s running. It’s so weird!
December 17, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Today I learned our Samsung microwave can turn its light off while it’s running. It’s so weird!
Also, offering free credit monitoring because of a data breach is a fucking copout, given that EVERY financial institution offers free credit monitoring.
Though it's still better than the 'settlement' I got from ParkMobile for a data breach that was $1, redeemable in 25c increments towards parking.
Though it's still better than the 'settlement' I got from ParkMobile for a data breach that was $1, redeemable in 25c increments towards parking.
December 16, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Also, offering free credit monitoring because of a data breach is a fucking copout, given that EVERY financial institution offers free credit monitoring.
Though it's still better than the 'settlement' I got from ParkMobile for a data breach that was $1, redeemable in 25c increments towards parking.
Though it's still better than the 'settlement' I got from ParkMobile for a data breach that was $1, redeemable in 25c increments towards parking.
"We had a data breach and gave away all your personal info! Here, have some free credit monitoring!" is ironic when the company that had the breach has your information because of free credit monitoring in the first place..
December 16, 2025 at 6:12 AM
"We had a data breach and gave away all your personal info! Here, have some free credit monitoring!" is ironic when the company that had the breach has your information because of free credit monitoring in the first place..
Oh no, my storage cloud be nearly full!
December 8, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Oh no, my storage cloud be nearly full!
I am the most tired I’ve ever been. This weekend was a roller coaster. My therapist is gonna earn her copay next week.
December 8, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I am the most tired I’ve ever been. This weekend was a roller coaster. My therapist is gonna earn her copay next week.
1) Fuck Air Canada and 2) You know, for an extra $3000 I'd just take my chances on the nonrefundable ticket..
December 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
1) Fuck Air Canada and 2) You know, for an extra $3000 I'd just take my chances on the nonrefundable ticket..