Tilton Raccoon
tiltonraccoon.com
Tilton Raccoon
@tiltonraccoon.com
Raccoon from the Seattle area. Greymuzzle, but young at heart. Friends describe me as "ok in small doses".

See Also: https://fursuits.online/@tilton
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I should make an introduction post since I'm here now! Hi, I'm Tilton, I've been around the furry fandom for a very long time but I burned out on Big Social Media a few years ago. I'm creeping back in now, and mostly hoping to connect one on one with old friends and new friends.
This picture pops into my head more often than it has any right to, and I find myself saying "Inshallah they find him" (or variations) constantly. I don't know why it tickles me so. It just does.
November 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Unironically Happy International Men’s Day to my fellow dudes. Let’s continue to strive for positive masculinity.
November 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The builders of ARPANET and the Internet put so much effort into designing a robust, redundant, distributed system, and then Capitalism went and fucked it all up. If BBN could see us now they’d be very disappointed.
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
From 1983 to 2023, I loved computers. I haven’t loved computers in a while and it kind of makes me sad, but I think I’m just done with them. No more computers. I grow weary of them.
November 17, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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GOOD MORNING FLUFFS AND OTHER NON FLUFF THINGS!

We're excited to get the Furs For Life Steam started! We're still waking up over here, so grab your coffee and come chat with us!

Re-Posts are SUPER appreciated - please help us get the word out!

The FFL Stream starts NOW! www.twitch.tv/FFLSeattle
November 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Still love this raccoon I commissioned long ago when I ran a Raccoon Manual account.
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Join usssss!!! Catch y'all TOMORROW
FFL: Seattle's marathon stream for @extralife4kids.bsky.social starts TOMORROW! 9:30am PST!

Games, Goofy antics, Fursuit shenanigans, a heck-ton of prizes, and more!

Supporting the Children's Miracle Network Hospitals!

Stream: www.twitch.tv/FFLSeattle
Support: www.extra-life.org/participants...
November 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
As far as I'm concerned, every single vertical aspect ratio "doorbell video" or surveillance video posted online should be assumed to be AI generated and should not be shared in any capacity.
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
It certainly seems like current research shows that cannabis is much less bad for you than we were told it was in the 80s, and much more bad for you than we thought it was in the 2000s. Everything in moderation, I guess!
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Where we live is so deep in the hundred-foot-tall trees that the horizon line is nowhere near visible for us, so no aurora. It's already too overcast to drive anywhere with a clear view, too!
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I got to see Kurt Vonnegut speak once when I was in college in the early 90s. I wish they’d recorded it, but I do recall being a bit star struck.
In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.

KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.

His reply was a doozy.
November 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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"Eh, he'll tire himself out.."
November 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Nicole Rudolph recently did a video about her experience at the Brandywine Festival, a new Hobbit themed LARP in Kentucky that strikes me as a Cottagecore Burning Man. I really liked her take on it, “What a week as a Hobbit taught me about Capitalism”

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqG7...
What a week as a Hobbit taught me about Capitalism
YouTube video by Nicole Rudolph
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Shame on my Alma Mater for appeasing that orange piece of shit. Not that I've ever given them any alumni money, but if I had I'd be even more pissed.
November 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I'm a sexual being, but I'm also not a sexual being? I think about sex a lot, I pleasure myself a lot, but I only actually have sex on extraordinarily rare occasions when the moons of Jupiter align and Saturn is in retrograde. And yet, I'm fine with that. Sex is weird anyway.
November 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
FIFA announces the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence.
November 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
No thanks, I’m good!
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Look at me buying TWO sets of tires in 2025, like some kind of Rockefeller. Oooh mister money bags over here (p.s. I’m broke now)
November 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
My first time making home made crumpets and I could not be more pleased
November 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Happy Heckaween!!!
Yours spookily,
television’s famous the Dippler
October 31, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I'm not the first person to point it out, and I won't be the last, but: Scooby-Doo passes the Harkness Test.
October 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I've been donating $9 a month to Wikipedia for about 8 years now. I think I should increase it.
October 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Major pet peeve about furry conventions now: You have to register BEFORE you get a hotel room, and if you can't get a hotel room they make it very difficult to request a refund for your registration. This is a broken, crappy system.
October 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Strong urge to make AARF (“American Association of Retired Furries”) cards for greymuzzle discounts at furry conventions.
October 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Art idea: The cover of Party Cannon’s “Partied In Half“, but it’s Pinkie Pie from MLP
October 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM