Tilton Raccoon
@tiltonraccoon.com
Raccoon from the Seattle area. Greymuzzle, but young at heart. Friends describe me as "ok in small doses".
See Also: https://fursuits.online/@tilton
See Also: https://fursuits.online/@tilton
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Tilton Raccoon
@tiltonraccoon.com
· Jun 16
I should make an introduction post since I'm here now! Hi, I'm Tilton, I've been around the furry fandom for a very long time but I burned out on Big Social Media a few years ago. I'm creeping back in now, and mostly hoping to connect one on one with old friends and new friends.
I carry this 1 Ruble coin with me everywhere as a memento mori, a reminder that great empires can fall seemingly overnight. When I was a kid, the USSR felt permanent, a great power that would exist in a global framework forever… and then, very suddenly, it was gone. It’s happening again.
January 20, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I carry this 1 Ruble coin with me everywhere as a memento mori, a reminder that great empires can fall seemingly overnight. When I was a kid, the USSR felt permanent, a great power that would exist in a global framework forever… and then, very suddenly, it was gone. It’s happening again.
I’m kind of glad I’m not going to NFC now because I don’t think I could show my face there without dying of embarrassment.
January 20, 2026 at 4:19 PM
I’m kind of glad I’m not going to NFC now because I don’t think I could show my face there without dying of embarrassment.
There is 0% chance the US comes out of this “owning” Greenland, and about a 50% chance that Trump triggers the complete destruction of the US economy. Europe holds all the cards here and Trump is too much of an imbecile to know it. He needs to be removed from office yesterday. This might do it.
January 20, 2026 at 1:12 AM
There is 0% chance the US comes out of this “owning” Greenland, and about a 50% chance that Trump triggers the complete destruction of the US economy. Europe holds all the cards here and Trump is too much of an imbecile to know it. He needs to be removed from office yesterday. This might do it.
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The rest of the world reading Trump's Norway letter...
January 19, 2026 at 4:21 PM
The rest of the world reading Trump's Norway letter...
I have to wonder what I’d be like if the furry fandom had been this popular when I first found it… I only knew of four other furries in the entire state of Connecticut when I lived there in the early 90s, and maybe 15 in all of New England.
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 AM
I have to wonder what I’d be like if the furry fandom had been this popular when I first found it… I only knew of four other furries in the entire state of Connecticut when I lived there in the early 90s, and maybe 15 in all of New England.
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What am I even supposed to do with this, my dumb idiot kobold engineer?
August 31, 2025 at 11:11 PM
What am I even supposed to do with this, my dumb idiot kobold engineer?
At some point I really want to do a viewing party for "The Big Bus", a way under-rated and largely forgotten disaster movie parody from 1975. It has some of the same bones as "Airplane!", but came out five years earlier and bombed at the box office. Not as madcap, not quite as funny, but good!
January 18, 2026 at 8:35 PM
At some point I really want to do a viewing party for "The Big Bus", a way under-rated and largely forgotten disaster movie parody from 1975. It has some of the same bones as "Airplane!", but came out five years earlier and bombed at the box office. Not as madcap, not quite as funny, but good!
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Genuine question for people who may have done this kind of thing before: I need to figure out how to get out of tech this year. I don’t want to do anything rash, so I’d like to talk to a life coach or career coach or maybe a therapist (do they do this kind of thing??) Any advice?
January 15, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Genuine question for people who may have done this kind of thing before: I need to figure out how to get out of tech this year. I don’t want to do anything rash, so I’d like to talk to a life coach or career coach or maybe a therapist (do they do this kind of thing??) Any advice?
My generation was characterized in the media as lazy slackers. Millennials were destroying everything. Gen-Z was seen as oversharing and too online. Gen-alpha is portrayed as the brain rot generation. I’m old enough to see the trend here, and it goes all the way back to the invention of writing.
January 14, 2026 at 4:52 PM
My generation was characterized in the media as lazy slackers. Millennials were destroying everything. Gen-Z was seen as oversharing and too online. Gen-alpha is portrayed as the brain rot generation. I’m old enough to see the trend here, and it goes all the way back to the invention of writing.
Torment Nexus CEO Bob Grizzle begs users to stop calling it ’malevolent’ and ‘excruciating‘. “Torment is changing everything, and this negative attitude about endless suffering isn’t doing anyone any good,” said Grizzle, noting that users will “love the seared flesh opportunities we‘re creating!”
January 14, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Torment Nexus CEO Bob Grizzle begs users to stop calling it ’malevolent’ and ‘excruciating‘. “Torment is changing everything, and this negative attitude about endless suffering isn’t doing anyone any good,” said Grizzle, noting that users will “love the seared flesh opportunities we‘re creating!”
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I am taking one full suit commission for late 2026.
Interested? Toss me an email with a reference of the character and what you are willing to pay.
#fursuit
Spainimation@gmail.com
Interested? Toss me an email with a reference of the character and what you are willing to pay.
#fursuit
Spainimation@gmail.com
January 13, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I am taking one full suit commission for late 2026.
Interested? Toss me an email with a reference of the character and what you are willing to pay.
#fursuit
Spainimation@gmail.com
Interested? Toss me an email with a reference of the character and what you are willing to pay.
#fursuit
Spainimation@gmail.com
WHO RUN BARTER TOWN???
January 13, 2026 at 6:41 PM
WHO RUN BARTER TOWN???
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Hey, Brits, when I’m putting cream and jam on my scone, should I put the cream on first and then the jam, or the other way around? Surely this is an easy to answer question that will not lead to controversy or debate!
January 12, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Hey, Brits, when I’m putting cream and jam on my scone, should I put the cream on first and then the jam, or the other way around? Surely this is an easy to answer question that will not lead to controversy or debate!
I made currant scones, and I think they turned out well! I used the leftover liquid from making clotted cream in them.
January 12, 2026 at 3:36 AM
I made currant scones, and I think they turned out well! I used the leftover liquid from making clotted cream in them.
I had to go to the hardware store nearby in an unincorporated rural town with a population of about 2,500 people, and there was a huge anti-ICE protest along the way. Maybe 100 people? Folks are angry. The signs were pointed, not jokey like No Kings. It’s very good to see.
January 10, 2026 at 9:35 PM
I had to go to the hardware store nearby in an unincorporated rural town with a population of about 2,500 people, and there was a huge anti-ICE protest along the way. Maybe 100 people? Folks are angry. The signs were pointed, not jokey like No Kings. It’s very good to see.
Score! I found a porno mag stuffed into the rafters while I was prepping for insulation. Great place to hide it from your wife, I guess.
January 10, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Score! I found a porno mag stuffed into the rafters while I was prepping for insulation. Great place to hide it from your wife, I guess.
“Don’t talk to me or my son ever again”
January 10, 2026 at 1:50 AM
“Don’t talk to me or my son ever again”
I have a Pavlovian response to Mexican music genres like norteño or banda or corridos and so on… they trigger a powerful urge for Mexican food because I mostly hear those genres at Mexican restaurants. I am a simple creature.
January 9, 2026 at 12:09 PM
I have a Pavlovian response to Mexican music genres like norteño or banda or corridos and so on… they trigger a powerful urge for Mexican food because I mostly hear those genres at Mexican restaurants. I am a simple creature.
I would encourage people to spend less time on social media. I know, I know, not exactly a revolutionary suggestion. But it's very good for mental health, I promise! Dip your toes into the stream from time to time, don't live in the stream. Discourse is bad for the soul. Dunking is bad for the soul.
January 6, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I would encourage people to spend less time on social media. I know, I know, not exactly a revolutionary suggestion. But it's very good for mental health, I promise! Dip your toes into the stream from time to time, don't live in the stream. Discourse is bad for the soul. Dunking is bad for the soul.
I just had to explain Fippy Darkpaw to Higgins because he never played EverQuest back in the day. Ahhhh memories.
January 6, 2026 at 4:28 AM
I just had to explain Fippy Darkpaw to Higgins because he never played EverQuest back in the day. Ahhhh memories.
Microsoft Copilot Desktop with Copilot uses Copilot Agents to manage your Microsoft Copilot Experience! Introducing the new Copilot Browser for Agent enhanced browsing! Now Copilot Backup uses AI to back up your files to Copilot Cloud! And never miss a thing with Copilot Widgets! COPILOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 5, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Microsoft Copilot Desktop with Copilot uses Copilot Agents to manage your Microsoft Copilot Experience! Introducing the new Copilot Browser for Agent enhanced browsing! Now Copilot Backup uses AI to back up your files to Copilot Cloud! And never miss a thing with Copilot Widgets! COPILOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pink Floyd has five distinct stages:
1. Syd Barrett thinks gnomes are neat!
2. Wandering lost in the desert experimenting with sound.
3. Breakout commercial success.
4. Roger Waters is furious at the world.
5. Thank God we got rid of that Roger guy!
I can find things to enjoy about all of them.
1. Syd Barrett thinks gnomes are neat!
2. Wandering lost in the desert experimenting with sound.
3. Breakout commercial success.
4. Roger Waters is furious at the world.
5. Thank God we got rid of that Roger guy!
I can find things to enjoy about all of them.
January 4, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Pink Floyd has five distinct stages:
1. Syd Barrett thinks gnomes are neat!
2. Wandering lost in the desert experimenting with sound.
3. Breakout commercial success.
4. Roger Waters is furious at the world.
5. Thank God we got rid of that Roger guy!
I can find things to enjoy about all of them.
1. Syd Barrett thinks gnomes are neat!
2. Wandering lost in the desert experimenting with sound.
3. Breakout commercial success.
4. Roger Waters is furious at the world.
5. Thank God we got rid of that Roger guy!
I can find things to enjoy about all of them.