Tilskatoff πΊπ¦π³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈπ¬π±
@tilskatoff.bsky.social
Head of a neurodivergent household. Ex-archaeologist. Now and again I paint things. Most of all, it's just nice to be nice.
Finished 'Lord of the Flies' on iPlayer last night. Best thing I've seen in ages+feel like it will sit with me for a long time. Incredible casting, acting and cinematography.
Don't usually post about things I've watched but, wow..... couldn't not.
Don't usually post about things I've watched but, wow..... couldn't not.
February 10, 2026 at 11:01 AM
Finished 'Lord of the Flies' on iPlayer last night. Best thing I've seen in ages+feel like it will sit with me for a long time. Incredible casting, acting and cinematography.
Don't usually post about things I've watched but, wow..... couldn't not.
Don't usually post about things I've watched but, wow..... couldn't not.
Monday
February 9, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Monday
If you saw my dancing and heard my awful singing, the jealousy would soon fade βΊοΈ.
The freedom to be yourself in all your inherent weirdness is just the best.
The freedom to be yourself in all your inherent weirdness is just the best.
February 7, 2026 at 10:53 PM
If you saw my dancing and heard my awful singing, the jealousy would soon fade βΊοΈ.
The freedom to be yourself in all your inherent weirdness is just the best.
The freedom to be yourself in all your inherent weirdness is just the best.
Lovely little flash of realisation as I danced madly around my kitchen with my headphones on singing my favourite Wolf Alice song into my bemused/confused little cat's face was multitudes more fun than I ever had with my ex-husband.
My own company is awesome.
My own company is awesome.
February 7, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Lovely little flash of realisation as I danced madly around my kitchen with my headphones on singing my favourite Wolf Alice song into my bemused/confused little cat's face was multitudes more fun than I ever had with my ex-husband.
My own company is awesome.
My own company is awesome.
There comes a point towards the end of 'I Wanna Be the Only One' by Eternal where I just feel the need to slap them+Bebe Winans for getting hysterical.
You want to be the only one, we get it. You don't have to tell us 628 times through multiple fucking key changes.
You want to be the only one, we get it. You don't have to tell us 628 times through multiple fucking key changes.
February 6, 2026 at 11:38 AM
There comes a point towards the end of 'I Wanna Be the Only One' by Eternal where I just feel the need to slap them+Bebe Winans for getting hysterical.
You want to be the only one, we get it. You don't have to tell us 628 times through multiple fucking key changes.
You want to be the only one, we get it. You don't have to tell us 628 times through multiple fucking key changes.
Taking 3-5 business days to wrestle himself out of his leather jacket was a particular highlight.
February 5, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Taking 3-5 business days to wrestle himself out of his leather jacket was a particular highlight.
I truly believe that in 5 billion years, when the sun is about to finally burn out.....Halara will still be saying that they're in the final hours of their 70% off sale.
February 5, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I truly believe that in 5 billion years, when the sun is about to finally burn out.....Halara will still be saying that they're in the final hours of their 70% off sale.
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This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
February 4, 2026 at 9:59 PM
This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
Muttering "fucking horses" under your breath as you smile broadly and hold a cordial hand up to the riders you're driving past at a snail's place after being held up in the queue to drive round them for 10 mins.
What "core British values" has "the left" not defended? Can someone ask this sentient fucking saucepan what he means?
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Muttering "fucking horses" under your breath as you smile broadly and hold a cordial hand up to the riders you're driving past at a snail's place after being held up in the queue to drive round them for 10 mins.
No-one complimented me on my cool, new black wide-legged trousers/culottes today as I swished around the corridors feeling quite trendy.
Now I'm home, I'm wondering whether I've just gone full-throttle Kim Jong Un.
*fully aware no-one has said 'trendy' since 1989.
Now I'm home, I'm wondering whether I've just gone full-throttle Kim Jong Un.
*fully aware no-one has said 'trendy' since 1989.
February 4, 2026 at 4:59 PM
No-one complimented me on my cool, new black wide-legged trousers/culottes today as I swished around the corridors feeling quite trendy.
Now I'm home, I'm wondering whether I've just gone full-throttle Kim Jong Un.
*fully aware no-one has said 'trendy' since 1989.
Now I'm home, I'm wondering whether I've just gone full-throttle Kim Jong Un.
*fully aware no-one has said 'trendy' since 1989.
This photo just makes me seethe. It's everything that is, and has been wrong with the world for a long time.
Cabals of rich, white/orange men consumed with utter contempt and hatred for anyone and anything that doesn't enrich or serve them and their stinking wealth.
I despise them all.
Cabals of rich, white/orange men consumed with utter contempt and hatred for anyone and anything that doesn't enrich or serve them and their stinking wealth.
I despise them all.
February 4, 2026 at 10:12 AM
This photo just makes me seethe. It's everything that is, and has been wrong with the world for a long time.
Cabals of rich, white/orange men consumed with utter contempt and hatred for anyone and anything that doesn't enrich or serve them and their stinking wealth.
I despise them all.
Cabals of rich, white/orange men consumed with utter contempt and hatred for anyone and anything that doesn't enrich or serve them and their stinking wealth.
I despise them all.
Oh God....as if I wasn't feeling old enough, 2wks off turning 50.
February 3, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Oh God....as if I wasn't feeling old enough, 2wks off turning 50.
Monday
February 2, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Monday
This is who runs this account
February 1, 2026 at 2:38 PM
This is who runs this account
Dreamt I had to stand in front of a massive room of 'too cool for school' 20 somethings and lead them in the actions for 'Superman' by Black Lace.
They were NOT happy.
They were NOT happy.
February 1, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Dreamt I had to stand in front of a massive room of 'too cool for school' 20 somethings and lead them in the actions for 'Superman' by Black Lace.
They were NOT happy.
They were NOT happy.
Do I love hats? - β
Do I like knitting? - β
Do I hate Fascism? - β
Do I want to help? - β
If you tick the same boxes, go and buy the pattern for this hat to help Minneapolis even a tiny bit from afar.
My knitting skills are mediocre but I'll let you know how mine goes.
Do I like knitting? - β
Do I hate Fascism? - β
Do I want to help? - β
If you tick the same boxes, go and buy the pattern for this hat to help Minneapolis even a tiny bit from afar.
My knitting skills are mediocre but I'll let you know how mine goes.
A Minneapolis knitting shop has resurrected the design of a Norwegian cap worn to protest Nazi occupation. Its owner says the money raised from hat pattern sales will support the local immigrant community. n.pr/4thWiUr
A red hat, inspired by a symbol of resistance to Nazi occupation, gains traction in Minnesota
A Minneapolis knitting shop has resurrected the design of a Norwegian cap worn to protest Nazi occupation. Its owner says the money raised from hat pattern sales will support the local immigrant community.
n.pr
January 31, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Do I love hats? - β
Do I like knitting? - β
Do I hate Fascism? - β
Do I want to help? - β
If you tick the same boxes, go and buy the pattern for this hat to help Minneapolis even a tiny bit from afar.
My knitting skills are mediocre but I'll let you know how mine goes.
Do I like knitting? - β
Do I hate Fascism? - β
Do I want to help? - β
If you tick the same boxes, go and buy the pattern for this hat to help Minneapolis even a tiny bit from afar.
My knitting skills are mediocre but I'll let you know how mine goes.
I know the world is awful right now, but feel free to take a second and enjoy my cat, Zuzu with the cushion of her face I bought for Christmas. #Caturday
January 31, 2026 at 12:07 PM
I know the world is awful right now, but feel free to take a second and enjoy my cat, Zuzu with the cushion of her face I bought for Christmas. #Caturday
I hate that this post is already relevant again. I thought Catherine O'Hara was wonderful. What a sad loss.
Why is the Grim Reaper taking all the good and decent people who have actually contributed to the world when there's a fat orange fuck in Washington and a rat-faced shit-bag in Moscow more than ripe for the picking?!
Leave the good'uns alone!
Leave the good'uns alone!
January 30, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I hate that this post is already relevant again. I thought Catherine O'Hara was wonderful. What a sad loss.
Poseidon torpedo....is that a level up from Poseidon's kiss where you have a poo and a bit of water splashes up your bum hole?
Attention, United Kingdom!
Russian propagandist Solovyev threatens the UK with a nuclear strike or a strike with the Poseidon torpedo, as it's a "far more systemic enemy" for Russia.
Russian propagandist Solovyev threatens the UK with a nuclear strike or a strike with the Poseidon torpedo, as it's a "far more systemic enemy" for Russia.
January 26, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Poseidon torpedo....is that a level up from Poseidon's kiss where you have a poo and a bit of water splashes up your bum hole?
He got one thing correct....Donald is indeed a right tit.
A Cuban-born podcaster in Miami named "El Oski" with Donald Trump tattoo is now facing deportation
#leopardsatemyface #Politics #News
January 26, 2026 at 10:49 AM
He got one thing correct....Donald is indeed a right tit.
Aaaw, that's nice... someone reposted my post, no-one ever does that. Who was it? I don't recognise them....
....ah yes, an Eastern European sexbot with one follower reposting random posts at a rate of knots. Of course it fucking is.
....ah yes, an Eastern European sexbot with one follower reposting random posts at a rate of knots. Of course it fucking is.
January 25, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Aaaw, that's nice... someone reposted my post, no-one ever does that. Who was it? I don't recognise them....
....ah yes, an Eastern European sexbot with one follower reposting random posts at a rate of knots. Of course it fucking is.
....ah yes, an Eastern European sexbot with one follower reposting random posts at a rate of knots. Of course it fucking is.
Love weird little coincidences.
Just catching up on the news after spending a rare afternoon with my oldest friend.
I read a comment referencing the song 'Do You Hear the People Sing'. Didn't know the song so looked it up on YTube.
And there, on the barricades is my friend's dad who was an extra.
Just catching up on the news after spending a rare afternoon with my oldest friend.
I read a comment referencing the song 'Do You Hear the People Sing'. Didn't know the song so looked it up on YTube.
And there, on the barricades is my friend's dad who was an extra.
January 25, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Love weird little coincidences.
Just catching up on the news after spending a rare afternoon with my oldest friend.
I read a comment referencing the song 'Do You Hear the People Sing'. Didn't know the song so looked it up on YTube.
And there, on the barricades is my friend's dad who was an extra.
Just catching up on the news after spending a rare afternoon with my oldest friend.
I read a comment referencing the song 'Do You Hear the People Sing'. Didn't know the song so looked it up on YTube.
And there, on the barricades is my friend's dad who was an extra.
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For a second I thought the mad fucker had finally died and this was the US version of Paddington walking celebs into the afterlife.
Stand down everyone, put the champagne back in the fridge, he's still breathing...damnit.
Stand down everyone, put the champagne back in the fridge, he's still breathing...damnit.
January 24, 2026 at 12:20 AM
For a second I thought the mad fucker had finally died and this was the US version of Paddington walking celebs into the afterlife.
Stand down everyone, put the champagne back in the fridge, he's still breathing...damnit.
Stand down everyone, put the champagne back in the fridge, he's still breathing...damnit.
For a second I thought the mad fucker had finally died and this was the US version of Paddington walking celebs into the afterlife.
Stand down everyone, put the champagne back in the fridge, he's still breathing...damnit.
Stand down everyone, put the champagne back in the fridge, he's still breathing...damnit.
January 24, 2026 at 12:20 AM
For a second I thought the mad fucker had finally died and this was the US version of Paddington walking celebs into the afterlife.
Stand down everyone, put the champagne back in the fridge, he's still breathing...damnit.
Stand down everyone, put the champagne back in the fridge, he's still breathing...damnit.
It's just occurred to me that when I read Samuel Pepys' diary entries my brain reads them in the style and voice of Jim from 'Friday Night Dinner'.
Mr. Dixon came to give me an account of his success with Mr. Wheatly for his daughter for my brother; in short his daughter cannot fancy my brother because of his imperfection in his speech, which I am sorry for, but there the business must die, and we must look out for another.
January 22, 2026 at 2:27 PM
It's just occurred to me that when I read Samuel Pepys' diary entries my brain reads them in the style and voice of Jim from 'Friday Night Dinner'.