Dave π€
@tigerofsudan.bsky.social
Metal, guitars, horror, games, gym, MUFC. IT/SAP worker. Sleeping enthusiast. He/Him
Back in my day, we called acoustic clocks a cookoo clock
February 9, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Back in my day, we called acoustic clocks a cookoo clock
They really saw this episode of The Simpsons a d made it a sport, huh
February 8, 2026 at 10:51 AM
They really saw this episode of The Simpsons a d made it a sport, huh
Watching a classic and a fave.
Wanna play?
Wanna play?
February 7, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Watching a classic and a fave.
Wanna play?
Wanna play?
Yeah, that's pretty inarguable
February 7, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Yeah, that's pretty inarguable
Whilst I understand not wanting to repeat Ole, I still reckon foisting Ronaldo on him ruined it- Ineos have many faults, but I don't think they'd make that mistake so I'd be up for your idea tbh
February 7, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Whilst I understand not wanting to repeat Ole, I still reckon foisting Ronaldo on him ruined it- Ineos have many faults, but I don't think they'd make that mistake so I'd be up for your idea tbh
If he gets us Champions League footie, we should give him 1000 years tbh
February 7, 2026 at 5:59 PM
If he gets us Champions League footie, we should give him 1000 years tbh
For context, as a young greebo coveting a wallet chain before you could simply buy them, I found an abandoned bath and ripped the plug chain off it and used that- and was henceforth known as Plug.
My 2nd ever wallet chain was a dog lead I cut the handle off from.
My 2nd ever wallet chain was a dog lead I cut the handle off from.
February 7, 2026 at 5:54 PM
For context, as a young greebo coveting a wallet chain before you could simply buy them, I found an abandoned bath and ripped the plug chain off it and used that- and was henceforth known as Plug.
My 2nd ever wallet chain was a dog lead I cut the handle off from.
My 2nd ever wallet chain was a dog lead I cut the handle off from.
Just bumped into an old uni friend and my old nickname stuck so hard, she didn't know my actual name and introduced me to her husband as "Plug" haha
February 7, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Just bumped into an old uni friend and my old nickname stuck so hard, she didn't know my actual name and introduced me to her husband as "Plug" haha
Yeah, he's been fantastic. Love uncle Case
February 7, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Yeah, he's been fantastic. Love uncle Case
Imagine saying this a year or so ago
February 7, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Imagine saying this a year or so ago
Ooh, I love Cafe Beermoth, always have to head in when I'm in Manc
February 7, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Ooh, I love Cafe Beermoth, always have to head in when I'm in Manc
I very much do this on a weekly basis haha
February 7, 2026 at 8:53 AM
I very much do this on a weekly basis haha
Having seen a pic, I'm not convinced he's done that unassisted. The state of the loos in the gym suggests it's impossible to be so precise haha
February 6, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Having seen a pic, I'm not convinced he's done that unassisted. The state of the loos in the gym suggests it's impossible to be so precise haha
That's also some very impressively accurate pissing, tbf, too
February 6, 2026 at 3:32 PM
That's also some very impressively accurate pissing, tbf, too
Don't know who Gus Kenworthy is, but I'm rooting for him to win at the Olympics after this
February 6, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Don't know who Gus Kenworthy is, but I'm rooting for him to win at the Olympics after this
I'm really hyped for it, especially as we'll get The Bronx too
February 5, 2026 at 12:15 PM
I'm really hyped for it, especially as we'll get The Bronx too
Oh man, I finally get to see Mariachi El Bronx!! Love The Brinx, but when I first heard Mariachi I was blown away, had no idea Matt Caughthran could actually sing. Good to see Marmozets and Arcane Roits back, too
π³ FUNERAL FOR A FRIEND are headlining Friday at 2000trees 2026 for their only show of the year!! We are SO psyched to reveal this latest bunch of names - as well as FFAF and the recently unveiled Arcane Roots, we have The Bronx + Mariachi El Bronx, Marmozets, Militarie Gun, The Scratch, and mooore.
February 5, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Oh man, I finally get to see Mariachi El Bronx!! Love The Brinx, but when I first heard Mariachi I was blown away, had no idea Matt Caughthran could actually sing. Good to see Marmozets and Arcane Roits back, too
Oh yeah, it's fucking LOUD but awesome haha
February 4, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Oh yeah, it's fucking LOUD but awesome haha
I genuinely love that tbh
February 3, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I genuinely love that tbh
Someone from the Slovakian government, I think, resigned.
February 3, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Someone from the Slovakian government, I think, resigned.
Oh, I'm so sorry π«
February 3, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Oh, I'm so sorry π«
Tonight's film was Influencers- a fun sequel with a genuinely pretty funny fight sequence near the end. Plus, almost everyone who died deserved it, completely
February 1, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Tonight's film was Influencers- a fun sequel with a genuinely pretty funny fight sequence near the end. Plus, almost everyone who died deserved it, completely
Reposted by Dave π€
Hey guys, please share this - it's had a great response so far, but like we don't have a marketing budget, nor do we want to really advertise ourselves outside of the community (who we want to help).
I have my key with me whenever I go out.
I have my key with me whenever I go out.
Are you Non-Binary and sick of being forced into explicitly gendered spaces?
Trans, and want a way to avoid issues at work, or have a safety net in case you are in a hostile situation?
We have an imperfect solution that could make your life easier:
www.essehouse.co.uk/pee-in-peace-program
Trans, and want a way to avoid issues at work, or have a safety net in case you are in a hostile situation?
We have an imperfect solution that could make your life easier:
www.essehouse.co.uk/pee-in-peace-program
February 1, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Hey guys, please share this - it's had a great response so far, but like we don't have a marketing budget, nor do we want to really advertise ourselves outside of the community (who we want to help).
I have my key with me whenever I go out.
I have my key with me whenever I go out.