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Just got told “you look like you were never skinny” for the first time… 😵💫
November 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Just got told “you look like you were never skinny” for the first time… 😵💫
When they ask you to wear a costume for work today and ~technically~ you have cat ears on w/ whiskers painted, but the orange shirt you chose to wear just makes your ball belly look like a pumpkin
October 31, 2025 at 11:25 PM
When they ask you to wear a costume for work today and ~technically~ you have cat ears on w/ whiskers painted, but the orange shirt you chose to wear just makes your ball belly look like a pumpkin
Don’t stare at my coworker’s belly don’t stare at my coworker’s belly don’t stare at my coworker’s belly don’t stare at my coworker’s belly don’t stare at my coworker’s belly don’t stare at my coworker’s belly don’t stare at my coworker’s belly don’t stare at my coworker’s belly don’t stare at my co
September 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Don’t stare at my coworker’s belly don’t stare at my coworker’s belly don’t stare at my coworker’s belly don’t stare at my coworker’s belly don’t stare at my coworker’s belly don’t stare at my coworker’s belly don’t stare at my coworker’s belly don’t stare at my coworker’s belly don’t stare at my co
Yeah, just wanted to circle back on this… I couldn’t even get them all the way up today
So there’s this pair of designer boxer briefs I don’t wanna get rid of that constantly teeter on the edge of being too tight to wear anymore, and I can always gauge how large I am from trying em on lol. Some months I feel relatively comfortable in them. Today, they practically choked out my thighs…🪵
September 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Yeah, just wanted to circle back on this… I couldn’t even get them all the way up today
New fav character in the john waters novel just dropped
August 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
New fav character in the john waters novel just dropped
They still fit, right??
August 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
They still fit, right??
Get in my belly
July 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Get in my belly
A group of frat boys at my apartment complex having a belly flop contest at the pool and smacking their stomachs 🙇🏻♂️
July 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
A group of frat boys at my apartment complex having a belly flop contest at the pool and smacking their stomachs 🙇🏻♂️
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When you roll on your side and your belly sloshes like a water bed 🫦
June 8, 2025 at 4:17 AM
When you roll on your side and your belly sloshes like a water bed 🫦
Karaoke night w/ bogo pizzas here I come 😋
May 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Karaoke night w/ bogo pizzas here I come 😋
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So there’s this pair of designer boxer briefs I don’t wanna get rid of that constantly teeter on the edge of being too tight to wear anymore, and I can always gauge how large I am from trying em on lol. Some months I feel relatively comfortable in them. Today, they practically choked out my thighs…🪵
May 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
So there’s this pair of designer boxer briefs I don’t wanna get rid of that constantly teeter on the edge of being too tight to wear anymore, and I can always gauge how large I am from trying em on lol. Some months I feel relatively comfortable in them. Today, they practically choked out my thighs…🪵
A short film for anyone who wants to hear Marlon Brando reiterate over and over how fat he’s getting 😌 youtu.be/XUH0UWnWfXo?...
Meet Marlon Brando 1966
YouTube video by Christian Brando International FanClub
youtu.be
May 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
A short film for anyone who wants to hear Marlon Brando reiterate over and over how fat he’s getting 😌 youtu.be/XUH0UWnWfXo?...
Shaving always makes me feel big 🪒
May 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Shaving always makes me feel big 🪒
You’re a gym leader, but your gym isn’t one type, it’s a theme:
“Disco” 🪩
“Disco” 🪩
May 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
You’re a gym leader, but your gym isn’t one type, it’s a theme:
“Disco” 🪩
“Disco” 🪩
Jonathan Gr*ff was lookin thick asl in his new movie btw 🤧
April 14, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Jonathan Gr*ff was lookin thick asl in his new movie btw 🤧
Just remembered there was a twinkier time when I smoked and didn’t feel the urge to binge eat everything in my fridge after 🥴
April 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Just remembered there was a twinkier time when I smoked and didn’t feel the urge to binge eat everything in my fridge after 🥴
Waiting in the parking lot for the mediterranean lunchtime buffet to open
February 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Waiting in the parking lot for the mediterranean lunchtime buffet to open
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For my sketch warmups I wanted to recreate this meme but with a big belly because… I dunno I just agree with the sentiment
February 13, 2025 at 5:57 AM
For my sketch warmups I wanted to recreate this meme but with a big belly because… I dunno I just agree with the sentiment
Tfw you think you're alone walking in the parking garage after a late movie and rip a huge burp that you'd been holding in, only to realize there's a guy walking quietly 10 ft behind you 🙃
February 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Tfw you think you're alone walking in the parking garage after a late movie and rip a huge burp that you'd been holding in, only to realize there's a guy walking quietly 10 ft behind you 🙃
Last night I had to borrow pants from a friend at a house party (long story lol) and without even asking my size, he came back and said “they’re a large, but don’t worry they stretch.” 🤪
December 23, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Last night I had to borrow pants from a friend at a house party (long story lol) and without even asking my size, he came back and said “they’re a large, but don’t worry they stretch.” 🤪
