Youtubers should be banned from naming their videos like “how many slices of bread have i eaten in my lifetime (THIS IS INTERESTING I PROMISE!!!!)” you can’t start begging for viewer retention before i’ve even clicked the video you maniacs

I wonder if sia and adele know how much crossword puzzle writers rely on their names

I do think it’s funny when the car companies are like “we may be divided but now more than ever, I think we can all agree: car ❤️”

Baseball needs to start again now please

This man's jersey is going into the divorce court rafters

The Game Boy Advance SP design is perfect, not just because it's very portable, but because its flip phone style means that if you're not doing well at Pokémon Fire Red or whatever, you can just angrily hang up on it.

Zombie fiction is, at its core, about the fear of seeing your own body age and decay. Ghost stories are about the impossibility of grappling with the past. Vampires are about what if you got so horny you died