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Dandyman
@throneofsalt.bsky.social
Blog-writer. Book-reader. Dice-roller. He/him.
Moloch must be dethroned.
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Hell is Us has one of the best dungeons I have ever seen in a video game. Huge amount of design stuff you can and should swipe for tabletop.
November 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Welp, i just discovered Kaimere, that's going to be a nice hyperfixation for a while. Extremely inspirational
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Me, earlier today: "Oh this linguistic paper looks neat"

Me, just now: Either I am going insane, the author messed up the terminology in their own MA thesis, or retrocausal linguistics just got invented
November 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Honestly amazed that no one has made a SCP-ish management sim TTRPG yet. Like we've already got Delta Green at home, let us play as the bureaucrats who have to wrangle the yearly budget allotment for containing the nuclear fusion mangos or whatever
November 8, 2025 at 4:28 AM
My run of stumbling across banger video games continues: Hell is Us is "what if Death Stranding was an exploration/puzzle-first Soulslike based on the Bosnian War"

3 hours in I've just hit the title sequence and opening credits and I am all-in. This shit is like catnip for me.
November 6, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Yo y'all need to check this out. Easily some of Rowan's best work. This book is laid out the way Chainsaw Man feels to watch.
The jig is up! CAIN: Glory Unto Them, the homebrew expansion for CAIN that I've been working on the last few months is finally out! Expect some posts looking back on its progress soon!
November 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Secret of Weepstone straight up just flips open a fake TSR dungeon module when you want to look at the map.

@talesworth.bsky.social is absolutely cooking with this one
November 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
In the spirit of the season, I spruced up one of the Mythos monsters that always felt a lacking to me.

Have some polyps: they fly!

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The Polyps
Khannea Sun Szu   Agent Gilliland bursts from the treeline in a shower of broken twigs, a slick silver canister tucked under her arm like ...
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November 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Decktamer has the best monster designs I've seen in a hot minute but needs one hell of rebalance patch
October 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I think the tariffs accelerated what was already an unsustainable system: not every game needs to be a luxury product with a bespoke card deck or a companion app or a featureless black cube.

Sometimes, print-at-home is enough. Sometimes it //has// to be enough.
Tariffs killed Magpie Games' trio of unconventional, card-based games, showing early hints of a long and cruel effect on the tabletop RPG side of the industry.
Tariffs are killing “uncommon” RPGs
Three card-based storytelling games are the latest victim of wanton economic policy
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October 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I went from "know nothing > wishlisted" so fast that time dilation kicked in.

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Classic Tabletop RPG Dungeon Crawler - The Secret of Weepstone [Demo]
YouTube video by Wanderbots
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October 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I can now add "the guy you go to if you want a Proto-Indo-European insult for your RPG module" to my resume
October 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I have just been reminded that there's a Delta Green supplement with agent profession "Astronaut Corps Pilot" and with this year's contest fast approaching this is dangerous knowledge to have.
October 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Not a single theater in near me has GDT's Frankenstein.
October 24, 2025 at 11:38 AM
And here we go, my wrap-up and reflection of my solo mission in @andrewdoull.bsky.social's 60 Years in Space.

What a wild ride.

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60 Years in Space: The Finale
Part 1: Crew & Mission Generation   Part 2: Rocket Science Part 3: Mission Year 1   Part 4: Mission Years 2-4   What a wild ride. TLDR Versi...
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October 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
In an uncharacteristic display of productivity, have a review of a 20+ year old Star Wars Saga Edition Supplement

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A Failed Review of the Ultimate Alien Anthology
"Boots off the counter, sir!" I have, by hook and by crook, come into possession of another copy of the Star Wars Ultimate Alien Antholo...
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October 16, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Extremely important: I have found the best thing

They're so happy!

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Elephants joyfully react to didgeridoo performance - ABQ BioPark Zoo
YouTube video by NMBioParkSociety
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October 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Fantasy novelists and RPG designers straight up cannot match the Kushan Empire when it comes to wildass crossover settings.

You could reach into your pocket and pull out coins with Zeus, Ahura Mazda, Shiva, and the Buddha on them just while buying lunch.

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Kushan Empire - Wikipedia
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October 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
It's time for part 4 of my play report series of @andrewdoull.bsky.social's 60 Years in Space: this time round we get to see the sausage-making procedure and make it successfully to Pholus! Now it's just the wrapup post left.

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60 Years, the Return: Part 4
Let's get right into it. Part 1: Crew & Mission Generation   Part 2: Rocket Science Part 3: Mission Year 1   Service Risk Triggers Cosmic Ra...
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October 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Part 3 of my mission report for @andrewdoull.bsky.social's 60 Years in Space is up: at long last, I complete the first year of the Hayabusa's 4 year mission!

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60 Years, the Return: Part 3
I’ve kept the steps that aren’t applicable for this mission anyway as a model / memory aid. Part 1: Crew & Mission Generation Part 2: Rocket...
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October 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Well, won't be able to finish the video in time for the Cursed Conlang Circus deadline. I'll just take my time and polish it up properly.

Recording and editing is hard!
October 9, 2025 at 11:17 AM
It was certainly a bold choice for Team Cherry to put a message at the entrance to Mt. Fay that said "You should uninstall Silksong immediately and go play Hades 2 instead", but it's working for me so far
October 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Oh yeah: it's all coming together.
October 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Hades 2: the game is //good//
October 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Where the flying fuck did Google hide the gslides table options menu. Where the fuck is it. I just want to resize the column widths. Where the fuck are the table options, everything says look at the table options THERE ARE NO TABLE OPTIONS. WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY, GOOGLE
October 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM