Plago Three-Paw
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ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪᴏᴛ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʀʜʏᴍᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴʜᴇᴀʀᴅ...
» Tabaxi Way of the Long Death Monk
» He/Him
DnDRP, MVRP| 5e ruleset | written by bardlockcafe
art by deviousshadow
Mun is 30+
» Tabaxi Way of the Long Death Monk
» He/Him
DnDRP, MVRP| 5e ruleset | written by bardlockcafe
art by deviousshadow
Mun is 30+
"You think?" Huff.
"Maybe he had a particularly irritating body to bury. Motivates a beast quite well."
"Maybe he had a particularly irritating body to bury. Motivates a beast quite well."
“Yer da one using’ it. Figured you’d dae yer research.
Think he was jist diggin' wi' his hands an' 'en realized ‘oh, shite, there’s enuff rubbish ah coods make a shovel?’”
Think he was jist diggin' wi' his hands an' 'en realized ‘oh, shite, there’s enuff rubbish ah coods make a shovel?’”
"I... what? Why would I know? Why should you [ask?]"
October 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
"You think?" Huff.
"Maybe he had a particularly irritating body to bury. Motivates a beast quite well."
"Maybe he had a particularly irritating body to bury. Motivates a beast quite well."
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You don't strike me as the sort of person who ever has accurate judgment on anything
September 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
You don't strike me as the sort of person who ever has accurate judgment on anything
"I... what? Why would I know? Why should you [ask?]"
“Wha invented th' fierst shovel?”
"Good. I'm glad to hear it."
Still digging.
Still digging.
October 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
"I... what? Why would I know? Why should you [ask?]"
(Quitely sighing)
...Of course you are. And you were swift to fulfill your promise. You must be very proud.
...Of course you are. And you were swift to fulfill your promise. You must be very proud.
Hi Plago! I'm Lago!
No, [I'm] Plago.
October 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
(Quitely sighing)
...Of course you are. And you were swift to fulfill your promise. You must be very proud.
...Of course you are. And you were swift to fulfill your promise. You must be very proud.
Plago, the only surviving son of Mirabel, is dead.
October 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Plago, the only surviving son of Mirabel, is dead.
Farewell!
WRONG FOG
Shit, wrong fog.
October 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Farewell!
Shit, wrong fog.
whoa
comes out of the ominous fog
October 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Shit, wrong fog.
comes out of the ominous fog
October 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
comes out of the ominous fog
No, [I'm] Plago.
That's a pretty normal reaction! I'm Lago!
(Quickly rubbing at his cheeks, resisting the urge to immediately groom himself)
...Mother forgive my tongue, but I already regret looking at you.
...Mother forgive my tongue, but I already regret looking at you.
October 1, 2025 at 1:08 AM
No, [I'm] Plago.
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Do you fight for yourself or for those around you?
September 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Do you fight for yourself or for those around you?
"Good. I'm glad to hear it."
Still digging.
Still digging.
“Why wid ah be digging a hole? Dun git nothin' doon thare.”
"And still a better job with one arm and a shit shovel than you'd manage with two and the finest spade in Faerûn."
Grunting, grumbling despite his flippant words.
Grunting, grumbling despite his flippant words.
September 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
"Good. I'm glad to hear it."
Still digging.
Still digging.
(Quickly rubbing at his cheeks, resisting the urge to immediately groom himself)
...Mother forgive my tongue, but I already regret looking at you.
...Mother forgive my tongue, but I already regret looking at you.
(Grinning from ear to ear)
It's nice to meet you!
(Mercifully lets go)
It's nice to meet you!
(Mercifully lets go)
Whu du fuhf
September 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
(Quickly rubbing at his cheeks, resisting the urge to immediately groom himself)
...Mother forgive my tongue, but I already regret looking at you.
...Mother forgive my tongue, but I already regret looking at you.
Whu du fuhf
(Reaching up to touch the cat-mans cheeks without thinking.)
Hi!!
Hi!!
It is like seeing myself in a particularly-inaccurate mirror.
September 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Whu du fuhf
It is like seeing myself in a particularly-inaccurate mirror.
i think i will cause problems on purpose
September 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
It is like seeing myself in a particularly-inaccurate mirror.
nearly mpreg monday and I fear for all of my lives.
September 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
nearly mpreg monday and I fear for all of my lives.
||I can't BREATHE
September 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
||I can't BREATHE
What does a man have to do for a well-paying surrogacy job around here
September 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
What does a man have to do for a well-paying surrogacy job around here
I have never followed orders well, even from such a lovely voice. Farewell to you as well, madame!
September 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I have never followed orders well, even from such a lovely voice. Farewell to you as well, madame!
Is Sauron paying child support? I have bills to pay.
September 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Is Sauron paying child support? I have bills to pay.
That's not cheap these days, either.
Bread. BREAD.
I said go to the market and get B R E A D.
I said go to the market and get B R E A D.
September 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
That's not cheap these days, either.
I don't think the question demanded thoughts of childhood!! Have you seen a child before?
Clothed. Fed. Probably covered in something unfortunate. All expensive.
Clothed. Fed. Probably covered in something unfortunate. All expensive.
September 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I don't think the question demanded thoughts of childhood!! Have you seen a child before?
Clothed. Fed. Probably covered in something unfortunate. All expensive.
Clothed. Fed. Probably covered in something unfortunate. All expensive.
[no impulse control]
September 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
[no impulse control]
If you say so.
get bred, idiot.
September 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
If you say so.
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You have pushed your limits, my friend. Sit by this fire and rest with me.
September 20, 2025 at 8:25 AM
You have pushed your limits, my friend. Sit by this fire and rest with me.