Jackabee ‘Jacks’ Willows
@luckonmyside.bsky.social
Lady Luck is on my side. Give her time. || 26 | Half-Halfling, Half-Human | 5’2 || D&D RP | Fantasy RP | MVRP ||
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𝑫𝒊𝒄𝒆 𝒅𝒐𝒏’𝒕 𝒓𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒎𝒃𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒕 𝒓𝒐𝒍𝒍.
𝑪𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒔 𝒅𝒐𝒏’𝒕 𝒓𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒎𝒃𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒅.
𝑳𝒖𝒄𝒌 𝒅𝒐𝒆𝒔𝒏’𝒕 𝒌𝒆𝒆𝒑 𝒔𝒄𝒐𝒓𝒆.
𝑪𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒔 𝒅𝒐𝒏’𝒕 𝒓𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒎𝒃𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒅.
𝑳𝒖𝒄𝒌 𝒅𝒐𝒆𝒔𝒏’𝒕 𝒌𝒆𝒆𝒑 𝒔𝒄𝒐𝒓𝒆.
Ain’t very gud cov’a.
January 31, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Ain’t very gud cov’a.
See? She gets me.
remember: there's NOTHING funny about a gambling addiction.
BUT IF YOU SPIN ENOUGH TIMES YOU ARE GUARANTEED A JACKPOT YOU ARE GUARANTEED A JACKPOT
BUT IF YOU SPIN ENOUGH TIMES YOU ARE GUARANTEED A JACKPOT YOU ARE GUARANTEED A JACKPOT
January 31, 2026 at 2:09 AM
See? She gets me.
“OI.
Quitcha fuckin’ hackin’ or covers yer mouf!”
Quitcha fuckin’ hackin’ or covers yer mouf!”
(coughs in their direction)
“Wheechoneya left yer ked oot’ere?
Hackin’ up a fuckin’ loung.”
Hackin’ up a fuckin’ loung.”
January 26, 2026 at 3:04 AM
“OI.
Quitcha fuckin’ hackin’ or covers yer mouf!”
Quitcha fuckin’ hackin’ or covers yer mouf!”
“Wheechoneya left yer ked oot’ere?
Hackin’ up a fuckin’ loung.”
Hackin’ up a fuckin’ loung.”
January 26, 2026 at 2:33 AM
“Wheechoneya left yer ked oot’ere?
Hackin’ up a fuckin’ loung.”
Hackin’ up a fuckin’ loung.”
The only casino I like
a cartoon character in a casino with a sign that says sloto in the background
ALT: a cartoon character in a casino with a sign that says sloto in the background
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November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The only casino I like
@wastedcrusade.bsky.social The bar was quiet, primarily because it was closed. Being closed tended to have that effect on a place. Jacks didn’t mind. That just meant the booze was free until it got open again.
Locked inside, he paid no mind to the sound of someone breaking in. He broke into +
Locked inside, he paid no mind to the sound of someone breaking in. He broke into +
October 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
@wastedcrusade.bsky.social The bar was quiet, primarily because it was closed. Being closed tended to have that effect on a place. Jacks didn’t mind. That just meant the booze was free until it got open again.
Locked inside, he paid no mind to the sound of someone breaking in. He broke into +
Locked inside, he paid no mind to the sound of someone breaking in. He broke into +
He’s sitting down next to the hole Plago is digging, picking up a rock and turning it over in his hands. Then, pocketing it, “Ye think moles think we’re fuckin’ shite at diggin’?”
"You think?" Huff.
"Maybe he had a particularly irritating body to bury. Motivates a beast quite well."
"Maybe he had a particularly irritating body to bury. Motivates a beast quite well."
“Yer da one using’ it. Figured you’d dae yer research.
Think he was jist diggin' wi' his hands an' 'en realized ‘oh, shite, there’s enuff rubbish ah coods make a shovel?’”
Think he was jist diggin' wi' his hands an' 'en realized ‘oh, shite, there’s enuff rubbish ah coods make a shovel?’”
October 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
He’s sitting down next to the hole Plago is digging, picking up a rock and turning it over in his hands. Then, pocketing it, “Ye think moles think we’re fuckin’ shite at diggin’?”
“Yer da one using’ it. Figured you’d dae yer research.
Think he was jist diggin' wi' his hands an' 'en realized ‘oh, shite, there’s enuff rubbish ah coods make a shovel?’”
Think he was jist diggin' wi' his hands an' 'en realized ‘oh, shite, there’s enuff rubbish ah coods make a shovel?’”
"I... what? Why would I know? Why should you [ask?]"
“Wha invented th' fierst shovel?”
October 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
“Yer da one using’ it. Figured you’d dae yer research.
Think he was jist diggin' wi' his hands an' 'en realized ‘oh, shite, there’s enuff rubbish ah coods make a shovel?’”
Think he was jist diggin' wi' his hands an' 'en realized ‘oh, shite, there’s enuff rubbish ah coods make a shovel?’”
“Wha invented th' fierst shovel?”
"Good. I'm glad to hear it."
Still digging.
Still digging.
“Why wid ah be digging a hole? Dun git nothin' doon thare.”
October 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM
“Wha invented th' fierst shovel?”
Whit? Ye dinnae speak common? That’s a'richt, ah kin huv a go tae simplify it fur ye. Na fashes at a', friend.
I said ah think tis a moggie. Meow meow. Bit he's bin cursed.
I said ah think tis a moggie. Meow meow. Bit he's bin cursed.
What the fuck are you SAYING?!?
Weel, if ah didnae ken ony better, a'd say that's a moggie, bit yin that haes bin zapped by a witch tae eternally be in that moment whin ye jus wake up efter a nap, whaur yer feelin' worse than ye did whin th' nap stairted. Ye ken?
September 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Whit? Ye dinnae speak common? That’s a'richt, ah kin huv a go tae simplify it fur ye. Na fashes at a', friend.
I said ah think tis a moggie. Meow meow. Bit he's bin cursed.
I said ah think tis a moggie. Meow meow. Bit he's bin cursed.
Weel, if ah didnae ken ony better, a'd say that's a moggie, bit yin that haes bin zapped by a witch tae eternally be in that moment whin ye jus wake up efter a nap, whaur yer feelin' worse than ye did whin th' nap stairted. Ye ken?
September 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Weel, if ah didnae ken ony better, a'd say that's a moggie, bit yin that haes bin zapped by a witch tae eternally be in that moment whin ye jus wake up efter a nap, whaur yer feelin' worse than ye did whin th' nap stairted. Ye ken?
Heard o' gaun broke. Ne'er heard o' gettin sae rich ye explode.
She exploded herself into gold it was quite funny.
September 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Heard o' gaun broke. Ne'er heard o' gettin sae rich ye explode.
… coin species?
Give me a minute.
What species.
What species.
Uh, kin someone len me a quick silver?
September 15, 2025 at 12:35 PM
… coin species?
“Why wid ah be digging a hole? Dun git nothin' doon thare.”
"And still a better job with one arm and a shit shovel than you'd manage with two and the finest spade in Faerûn."
Grunting, grumbling despite his flippant words.
Grunting, grumbling despite his flippant words.
“Ye missed a spaht.”
September 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
“Why wid ah be digging a hole? Dun git nothin' doon thare.”
Uh, kin someone len me a quick silver?
September 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Uh, kin someone len me a quick silver?
“Ye missed a spaht.”
Digging a little deeper....
His shovel is terrible. He's never going to find it at this rate.
His shovel is terrible. He's never going to find it at this rate.
September 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“Ye missed a spaht.”
‘Less they've bin smoking herbs.
I know enough Elves to know red eyes aren't very common.
September 3, 2025 at 6:10 PM
‘Less they've bin smoking herbs.
Nae unless tis fin.
Have you no honor?
September 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Nae unless tis fin.
Ah, bugger. Mah heid is pounding.
September 1, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Ah, bugger. Mah heid is pounding.
That made him perk up.
“Ye got sum yer wantin’ t’ share?”
“Ye got sum yer wantin’ t’ share?”
"Surely a good wine would make a more pleasant job of it?"
A'm needin' someone tae skelp me ower th' heid 'til ah fall asleep.
March 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
That made him perk up.
“Ye got sum yer wantin’ t’ share?”
“Ye got sum yer wantin’ t’ share?”
A'm needin' someone tae skelp me ower th' heid 'til ah fall asleep.
March 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
A'm needin' someone tae skelp me ower th' heid 'til ah fall asleep.
Is it? Wine is dark, red, 'n' aged in a dark moist steid. Blood is dark, red, 'n' aged in a dark moist steid.
But that's a lie!
Ah knew a vampire spawn wance. Sweet guy, bit he wid lie 'n' say he liked a dark red wine. Ye shuid huv a go at that!
March 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Is it? Wine is dark, red, 'n' aged in a dark moist steid. Blood is dark, red, 'n' aged in a dark moist steid.
Ah knew a vampire spawn wance. Sweet guy, bit he wid lie 'n' say he liked a dark red wine. Ye shuid huv a go at that!
I just answered your question!
… Ye asking tae git staked? Likelie shouldn’t be announcing that or else th' wrong fowk might overhear.
March 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Ah knew a vampire spawn wance. Sweet guy, bit he wid lie 'n' say he liked a dark red wine. Ye shuid huv a go at that!
… Ye asking tae git staked? Likelie shouldn’t be announcing that or else th' wrong fowk might overhear.
Blood.
Vegan?
March 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
… Ye asking tae git staked? Likelie shouldn’t be announcing that or else th' wrong fowk might overhear.