Beer Guy
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Big week for Trump. Cover of Time, and his neck was named Hustler magazine's "Beaver of the Month."
October 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Big week for Trump. Cover of Time, and his neck was named Hustler magazine's "Beaver of the Month."
In 1999 when Jimmy Kimmel was on The Man Show hosting a segment called "Side Boob Bonanza" I never thought he would eventually be considered a radical leftist by a United States president.
September 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
In 1999 when Jimmy Kimmel was on The Man Show hosting a segment called "Side Boob Bonanza" I never thought he would eventually be considered a radical leftist by a United States president.
Fellow Kentuckians, enjoy Andy while you can, because our next governor is gonna suuuuuck.
September 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Fellow Kentuckians, enjoy Andy while you can, because our next governor is gonna suuuuuck.
Not a lot of people know this, but Robert Redford and Paul Newman had a fist fight on the set of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Words were exchanged, and then things got handsome.
September 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Not a lot of people know this, but Robert Redford and Paul Newman had a fist fight on the set of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Words were exchanged, and then things got handsome.
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horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles
"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys
September 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles
Oh no, they found this in Tyler Robinson's vinyl collection.
September 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Oh no, they found this in Tyler Robinson's vinyl collection.
If you want to fuck with the MAGAs this year, say "Merry Holidays." They hear Merry and relax, thinking you're on their side, and then - BOOM! - war on Christmas.
November 26, 2024 at 7:33 PM
If you want to fuck with the MAGAs this year, say "Merry Holidays." They hear Merry and relax, thinking you're on their side, and then - BOOM! - war on Christmas.
Back for the first time in months because I assume the Nazi who owns this site is at least less dorky than Elon.
November 18, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Back for the first time in months because I assume the Nazi who owns this site is at least less dorky than Elon.
I am once again begging progressive third parties to elect someone, anyone, a fucking dog catcher, before appearing every four years to effectively help elect Republicans.
April 3, 2024 at 5:23 PM
I am once again begging progressive third parties to elect someone, anyone, a fucking dog catcher, before appearing every four years to effectively help elect Republicans.
"Caitlyn Jenner is the Aunt Tom of the trans movement." - Chris Redd
March 31, 2024 at 2:11 AM
"Caitlyn Jenner is the Aunt Tom of the trans movement." - Chris Redd
More like Musty Day if you ask me.
March 24, 2024 at 4:49 AM
More like Musty Day if you ask me.
I wasn't crazy about Dusty May to Louisville, but then I found out Michigan wants him. Fuck you, Michigan. Keep your grubby coney eating fingers off our coach!
March 23, 2024 at 6:55 PM
I wasn't crazy about Dusty May to Louisville, but then I found out Michigan wants him. Fuck you, Michigan. Keep your grubby coney eating fingers off our coach!
Joe Rogan had Aaron Rodgers on his podcast and of course they shit on scientists. The next day he had two comedians on and told them criticism of their comedy was just "guys from 7-11." Elitist bullshit aside, someone tell Joe that to a scientist, a podcaster and a 7-11 worker are the same.
March 16, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Joe Rogan had Aaron Rodgers on his podcast and of course they shit on scientists. The next day he had two comedians on and told them criticism of their comedy was just "guys from 7-11." Elitist bullshit aside, someone tell Joe that to a scientist, a podcaster and a 7-11 worker are the same.
Dick Cheney just put out a video condemning Donald Trump, and holy shit Dick Cheney's still alive?
March 16, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Dick Cheney just put out a video condemning Donald Trump, and holy shit Dick Cheney's still alive?
Pence isn't endorsing Trump, but not because of the insurrection or the trying to kill him thing. He probably found out Trump used to suck Roy Cohn's dick at Studio 54.
March 15, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Pence isn't endorsing Trump, but not because of the insurrection or the trying to kill him thing. He probably found out Trump used to suck Roy Cohn's dick at Studio 54.
Girl Antagonist's Sidekick in a John Hughes Film lookin ass...
Remember when Simena sided with GOP goons and voted down a minimum wage increase, with a flamboyant thumbs down and a little curtsy, while dressed like an 19-year-old mallrat?
Fuck off into retirement, sweetie. Good riddance.
Fuck off into retirement, sweetie. Good riddance.
March 6, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Girl Antagonist's Sidekick in a John Hughes Film lookin ass...
I'm not psychic, but I sense a lot of "Nikki Haley should carry her campaign to term" jokes in the near future.
March 6, 2024 at 3:49 PM
I'm not psychic, but I sense a lot of "Nikki Haley should carry her campaign to term" jokes in the near future.
Mitch is retiring.
"That which came from the sea shall return to the sea."
"That which came from the sea shall return to the sea."
February 28, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Mitch is retiring.
"That which came from the sea shall return to the sea."
"That which came from the sea shall return to the sea."
Yes, but not for the reason you think.
February 21, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Yes, but not for the reason you think.
Someone needs to crank up the electric chair and measure Comer for a metal helmet, rubber undies, and a flame retardant jumpsuit.
February 21, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Someone needs to crank up the electric chair and measure Comer for a metal helmet, rubber undies, and a flame retardant jumpsuit.
Okay, using time travel and magic, the 96 Bulls, coached by Kenny Payne, take on the high school team from Teen Wolf, but without the titular teenage wolf. Who wins?
February 14, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Okay, using time travel and magic, the 96 Bulls, coached by Kenny Payne, take on the high school team from Teen Wolf, but without the titular teenage wolf. Who wins?
I watched Jon Stewart's return to The Daily Show last night, and although I laughed at a few things, if he "both sides" us into fascism I probably won't find that amusing.
February 13, 2024 at 2:19 PM
I watched Jon Stewart's return to The Daily Show last night, and although I laughed at a few things, if he "both sides" us into fascism I probably won't find that amusing.
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February 12, 2024 at 2:31 AM
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