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William
@thisiswilliam.bsky.social
pretty normal guy, I reckon
Curious phenomenon: this book I'm reading is titled a "history of clothing" and it's just.... Not that? The last 10% of the book I've gone through is all about union busting and toxic chemical use.

This isn't a history of *clothing*, it's a history of industrial textile production....
December 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Elation at my daughter figuring out how to blow her nose immediately gives way to distress that her new favorite toy appears to be "tissues covered in mucus"
December 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
"in 1913 the average women's dresses took 19 yards of fabric. By 1928 the average dress took less than 7. Manufacturers understood that encouraging styles that took less fabric meant goods that were less expensive to produce"

Unsurprising but still interesting
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Quiet post Thanksgiving morning 🥰
November 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I told Jack that today was a holiday and now she thinks we're going to go Trick-Or-Treating tonight...
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Me, reviewing my teammate's new feature, after taking psychic damage all week from working for a huge social media company: "This code isn't very... Disco"
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Manager: "William, can I ask you a personal question? When you were traveling for NHO, I thought you submitted duplicate expense reports... But you just ate at the same place and ordered the same meal 5 days in a row? Why??"

It's called autism, Tommy.
November 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I was yesterday years old when I learned I, apparently, don't know what a back handed compliment is.
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
PNW Skies are fun
November 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
This puzzle is really Doing It for me
November 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I love the early morning when it's dark out, all the girls are still asleep, and I get to sit by the fireplace and read while listening to the rain outside.
November 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Reposted by William
This is art.
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I. Don't. Understand.
November 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Can you be a Himbo by being sweet and dumb, or do you have to be buff too?
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I *am* good at socializing
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Sam: *blows out smoke*

Sam: "Everyone thinks Makima is this Dommy Mommy woof woof woof, but she's actually a total girl failure cringe lord fem-cel"
November 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
This podcast on teaching children reading is making me So Mad!

!!!
November 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Someone please play this game with me, I want to talk about story theories 😭
November 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Me: "and who's this one??"

Jack: "That's Osomatsu Nii-san!"

She even gets the honorific right 😭😭😭 so proud
a group of cartoon characters are sitting on a bed and one of them is scratching the other 's head
ALT: a group of cartoon characters are sitting on a bed and one of them is scratching the other 's head
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Guy at work: "you're so much more talkative in 1:1s!"

Man brother, I cannot articulate the social penalty I incur the moment there are more than 4 people in a room.

I'm actually an extroverted person, I swear, I just need to hang out with people individually. Wish this practice was more common.
November 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Sam telling me about this Chainsaw Man movie and lmao
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Love the little illustrations in this book
November 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I hate that I have a sweet tooth, respectfully.

I always assumed it would change as I got older, but it never did. I just love candy.

Unfortunately, my digestive system can't keep up like it could when I was a teenager and now "over indulging in Halloween candy" means "guaranteed tummy ache"
November 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Fucking up my sleep schedule to watch Faker threepeat 🥹🙏
November 9, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Just rolled credits on Blue Prince and sort of expected it to be longer and then I discovered....

(This game is fantastic)
November 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM