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Why aren't I writing?
I should be writing.
Those demons won't take care of themselves.
It would be so much worse if they did...
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There's more than one way to report a story.

That gnu was right, no news is good news.

Good news is deadly!
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I'm sure it was all above board.

That's barely $1.9 million, inflation-adjusted.

Probably pocket change for our mysterious banker who definitely did nothing untoward.
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Doesn't quite have the same ring to it as "Riiiiicola!"

At least it has an astonishing promptitude.
November 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Imagine a dimension as vast as space & as timeless as infinity...the middle ground between light and shadow. A dimension where you must tell people you want seedless raisins.

This is where things went wrong. P&G thought they were helping, but you know how these things go.

24 pies men like...
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I can't stop thinking of that zephyr-like pressure.
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Constant vigilance.
November 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Today we have a blanket of snow.

Sometimes, it's a blanket of paper.
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
This guy ain't going to St. Ives, that I can tell you.
November 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Does your coal hole look like this?

Could be the large lump.
November 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I'm embarking on my Pluribus journey.
Pluribus — Official Trailer | Apple TV
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November 7, 2025 at 9:25 PM
This was too on the nose for Final Destination Bloodlines.

Pour one out for Garner Rose, who did it his way, sort of.
November 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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"Maybe it’ll forget me.

Maybe something else will take its attention.

Maybe it’s time to run."

We're excited to share an excerpt from @angelaslatter.bsky.social's witchy new fantasy novel A Forest, Darkly!
Read an Excerpt From A Forest, Darkly by A.G. Slatter - Reactor
A dark fantasy fairy tale of persecuted witches, snatched children, twisted magic, changelings, and the sins that bind…
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November 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
The pole is out. Parachute dropping is all the rage.
November 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Conspiracies, cults, and UFOs.

I can't believe I haven't watched this before.

Let's do this.
Watch the Skies Exclusive Trailer (2025)
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November 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I'm not disappointed by what I've seen of Talamasca: The Secret Order through three episodes.

I gather that's not the reigning opinion.

It's possible I just really like Elizabeth McGovern.
First Look at Talamasca: The Secret Order | Behind the Scenes | Two Episode Premiere Oct. 26 | AMC+
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November 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I'm sure it works. How could something called a physcomotrope not work?
November 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Jurassic World Rebirth is a wild mess of a movie. I want to read some meeting notes.
Jurassic World Rebirth: In One Minute
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November 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Come. Be with us for Tobe Hooper's LIFEFORCE!

New 4K Restoration - Playing this Friday & Saturday at Midnight + Encore Screening next Monday November 10th at 4:15pm

Get Tickets Now: musicboxtheatre.com/films-and-ev...
November 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM
This is a horror film. You know how those folks are.

"Some of 'em have queer narrow heads with flat noses and bulgy, starry eyes that never seem to shut, and their skin ain't quite right. Rough and scabby, and the sides of the necks are all shriveled or creased up."

Wrong Turn: Starboard Slaughter
November 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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I spoke with Novel Suspects recently.

Thank you so very much for this lovely conversation. 🖤🏙️

A Conversation with Cynthia Pelayo, A Prolific Voice in the New Wave of Horror

www.novelsuspects.com/qa/a-convers...
A Conversation with Cynthia Pelayo, A Prolific Voice in the New Wave of Horror
Novel Suspects: Your books are generally set in Chicago, follow a serial killer/missing persons case, and/or pull themes from fairy tales. To someone unfamiliar with this work, they might find thes…
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November 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Trying the demo for The Legend of Khiimori.

Bond with your horse in 13th-century Mongolia?

Hell, yeah.

The demo is short, but charming.

Keep on steppe'n
November 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
It's always a *!⅞?$-& delay.
November 2, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Been there, friend.

Saturday night's alright for fighting, but it's also for a large edible and eating leftovers straight out of the fridge like Jennifer Check after a hot live music show.

There's more than one way to get a little action in.
November 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Happy Halloween. Stay sharp.
October 31, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I didn't need to start playing this. That music hypnotizes me. I am now a sleeper agent for Pac-Land.
October 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM