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Why aren't I writing?
I should be writing.
Those demons won't take care of themselves.
It would be so much worse if they did...
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@danielmconnolly.bsky.social
I should be writing.
Those demons won't take care of themselves.
It would be so much worse if they did...
thisisnoir.house
@danielmconnolly.bsky.social
I just finished Strange Houses. It was interesting. Stronger in the beginning. I'm a sucker for maps and diagrams. Floor plans with secret rooms are to die for.
I'll be moving on to Strange Pictures now.
I'll be moving on to Strange Pictures now.
The Masked Writer: Uketsu | Japan Nakama
Unmask Uketsu, the masked Japanese horror writer blending eerie art with deep social commentary in literature.
www.japannakama.co.uk
December 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I just finished Strange Houses. It was interesting. Stronger in the beginning. I'm a sucker for maps and diagrams. Floor plans with secret rooms are to die for.
I'll be moving on to Strange Pictures now.
I'll be moving on to Strange Pictures now.
They wait and they watch.
Did you remember to bring an offering?
They’re getting louder.
They’re becoming restless…
Did you remember to bring an offering?
They’re getting louder.
They’re becoming restless…
December 6, 2025 at 5:01 PM
They wait and they watch.
Did you remember to bring an offering?
They’re getting louder.
They’re becoming restless…
Did you remember to bring an offering?
They’re getting louder.
They’re becoming restless…
Bubble, bubble soil the rubble;
Ire turns and you’re in trouble
Ire turns and you’re in trouble
December 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Bubble, bubble soil the rubble;
Ire turns and you’re in trouble
Ire turns and you’re in trouble
I'm not getting into anything called the "Luckymobile," Mister. Take that creepy chatter and stuff it.
December 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I'm not getting into anything called the "Luckymobile," Mister. Take that creepy chatter and stuff it.
I didn't even know this was happening.
I always have time for Lucretia.
I always have time for Lucretia.
Lucy Lawless Returns | Spartacus: House of Ashur | STARZ
YouTube video by STARZ
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December 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I didn't even know this was happening.
I always have time for Lucretia.
I always have time for Lucretia.
I bet this was a potion-mutated alchemist tough guy tossing a villain into an electrical transformer.
December 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I bet this was a potion-mutated alchemist tough guy tossing a villain into an electrical transformer.
Created with love. Left to face the night winds alone.
November 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Created with love. Left to face the night winds alone.
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SOUTHERN REACH READERS and weirdlings in general, here's a call for lighthouse photo submissions if you want a chance to be in the forthcoming Area X: The Southern Reach Files book. Starts Nov. 1, ends Jan 21. PLEASE read thoroughly. Questions, weirdos?
www.jeffvandermeer.com/lighthouseph...
www.jeffvandermeer.com/lighthouseph...
October 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
SOUTHERN REACH READERS and weirdlings in general, here's a call for lighthouse photo submissions if you want a chance to be in the forthcoming Area X: The Southern Reach Files book. Starts Nov. 1, ends Jan 21. PLEASE read thoroughly. Questions, weirdos?
www.jeffvandermeer.com/lighthouseph...
www.jeffvandermeer.com/lighthouseph...
Corporate abuses know no limits!
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Corporate abuses know no limits!
Now that Thanksgiving has passed into the mists, let's get back to business.
Like Nancy, who has goals and dreams for the future.
Please pass the jam.
Like Nancy, who has goals and dreams for the future.
Please pass the jam.
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Now that Thanksgiving has passed into the mists, let's get back to business.
Like Nancy, who has goals and dreams for the future.
Please pass the jam.
Like Nancy, who has goals and dreams for the future.
Please pass the jam.
It's an exceptionally thorough examination.
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
It's an exceptionally thorough examination.
Every day's a punk day if you stick enough safety pins through it.
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Every day's a punk day if you stick enough safety pins through it.
$1.50 is roughly $28.50, inflation-adjusted. What a glorious Thanksgiving bargain!
November 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
$1.50 is roughly $28.50, inflation-adjusted. What a glorious Thanksgiving bargain!
Pops began screaming about corruption and replacement when questioned about the wishbone blockchain.
November 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Pops began screaming about corruption and replacement when questioned about the wishbone blockchain.
Is that what I really look like?
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Is that what I really look like?
Don't forget your papers and your proper travel uniform!
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Don't forget your papers and your proper travel uniform!
I warned them about shambling mounds, twig blights, and sasquatch structures. They don't listen.
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I warned them about shambling mounds, twig blights, and sasquatch structures. They don't listen.
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TERRIFIER star Catherine Corcoran is taking the reins with her new production company FareStream Pictures, which aims to provide safe sets and champion bold new storytelling.
TERRIFIER Star Catherine Corcoran Just Launched Her Own Production Company
TERRIFIER star Catherine Corcoran is taking the reins with her new production company FareStream Pictures, which aims to provide safe sets and champion bold new storytelling.
dlvr.it
November 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
TERRIFIER star Catherine Corcoran is taking the reins with her new production company FareStream Pictures, which aims to provide safe sets and champion bold new storytelling.
The most shocking thing here is the spelling of reënlistment with the e-umlaut.
![Chicago Tribune. Chicago, Illinois. Saturday, September 22, 1951.
"ARMY DESTROYS COMICS BRANDED AS SOCIALISTIC
Washington, Sept. 21 (AP) - The army today said it has ordered army camps to halt distribution of the Sad Sack comics prepared as part of a reenlistment campaign and to destroy copies on hand. No reason was given, but a spokesman said the orders went out Sept. 10, the day Sen. Capehart [R., Ind.] denounced the comic book as socialistic propaganda.
The book follows Sad Sack. from his discharge - when he says "civilian life for me" - to his reenlistment. In between times, he acquires a family and more debts than he can meet. His last nickel turns out to be counterfeit. Capehart told a reporter he understood the army spent $17,544 on 500,000 copies of the book."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5csvngubgyb5sp53jppsle6w/bafkreic2mftfyxlduxid5bxqldwmnbtwdpds32ucl556y4vsipuvc2wmoy@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The most shocking thing here is the spelling of reënlistment with the e-umlaut.
Megatroll. Ridiculous.
I can't f'n wait.
I can't f'n wait.
Troll 2 | Official Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
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November 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Megatroll. Ridiculous.
I can't f'n wait.
I can't f'n wait.
That judge and his wife had no choice but to watch the offending material. In private. With soft lighting and a bottle of Courvoisier.
He did if for the people!
He did if for the people!
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
That judge and his wife had no choice but to watch the offending material. In private. With soft lighting and a bottle of Courvoisier.
He did if for the people!
He did if for the people!
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Oh, man. One of cinema's most reliable weirdos, and I mean that in a highly complimentary fashion. RIP.
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Udo Kier, German Actor Who Appeared in ‘My Own Private Idaho,’ ‘Andy Warhol’s Frankenstein,’ Dies at 81
Udo Kier, a German actor who collaborated with everyone from Andy Warhol to Lars von Trier to Madonna, died on Sunday morning. He was 81.
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Oh, man. One of cinema's most reliable weirdos, and I mean that in a highly complimentary fashion. RIP.
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Always with the tote bags.
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Always with the tote bags.
Ol' Floyd was quite a character.
November 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Ol' Floyd was quite a character.
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Episode 1004…
“This?” the man behind the counter says. “Why, this is Madame Painte.”
Madame Painte: For Sale, by John Langan
Narrator: Ian Gordon
Host: Graeme Dunlop
Audio: Chelsea Davis
pseudopod.org/2025/11/21/p...
“This?” the man behind the counter says. “Why, this is Madame Painte.”
Madame Painte: For Sale, by John Langan
Narrator: Ian Gordon
Host: Graeme Dunlop
Audio: Chelsea Davis
pseudopod.org/2025/11/21/p...
PseudoPod 1004: Madame Painte: For Sale
“This?” the man behind the counter says. “Why, this is Madame Painte.” The figure is short, a foot and a half tall, and squat, about the same dimensions across, composed of what might be porcelain.
pseudopod.org
November 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Episode 1004…
“This?” the man behind the counter says. “Why, this is Madame Painte.”
Madame Painte: For Sale, by John Langan
Narrator: Ian Gordon
Host: Graeme Dunlop
Audio: Chelsea Davis
pseudopod.org/2025/11/21/p...
“This?” the man behind the counter says. “Why, this is Madame Painte.”
Madame Painte: For Sale, by John Langan
Narrator: Ian Gordon
Host: Graeme Dunlop
Audio: Chelsea Davis
pseudopod.org/2025/11/21/p...