It's Just Joe
@thisguynamedjoe.bsky.social
Absurdist humor meets Kafka & gets in a fight with a stoic.
16 years & going in mil/civ space, 10 years military, +21 years gov.
Husband, Brother, dog & cat father, disabled OIF&OEF combat veteran.
Welcome to my struggle. Reply guy. Dying inside and out.
16 years & going in mil/civ space, 10 years military, +21 years gov.
Husband, Brother, dog & cat father, disabled OIF&OEF combat veteran.
Welcome to my struggle. Reply guy. Dying inside and out.
Lol, tell me you're a moron in one bumper sticker or less: bro has a "guns save lives" sticker and nothing else on his truck citing a .org as evidence.
August 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Lol, tell me you're a moron in one bumper sticker or less: bro has a "guns save lives" sticker and nothing else on his truck citing a .org as evidence.
I'm at Cracker Barrel eating all day breakfast with the racists trying to find the one noose they hide on every Cracker Barrel wall among the antique portraits, dusty baseball gloves and gas station signs.
August 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I'm at Cracker Barrel eating all day breakfast with the racists trying to find the one noose they hide on every Cracker Barrel wall among the antique portraits, dusty baseball gloves and gas station signs.
I lost my sister today in 2018, she was the reason I introduced myself to my wife and her now deceased brother. My love is a constant reminder of mortality and loss but also the only thing I have to hold onto both of them. It's a wonderful and wretched thing.
August 7, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I lost my sister today in 2018, she was the reason I introduced myself to my wife and her now deceased brother. My love is a constant reminder of mortality and loss but also the only thing I have to hold onto both of them. It's a wonderful and wretched thing.
I find myself totally exhausted on every level.
This isn't the country I fought for.
This isn't the woman I married.
This isn't the life I wanted.
I know I'm not alone, but I couldn't feel more so.
This isn't the country I fought for.
This isn't the woman I married.
This isn't the life I wanted.
I know I'm not alone, but I couldn't feel more so.
August 7, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I find myself totally exhausted on every level.
This isn't the country I fought for.
This isn't the woman I married.
This isn't the life I wanted.
I know I'm not alone, but I couldn't feel more so.
This isn't the country I fought for.
This isn't the woman I married.
This isn't the life I wanted.
I know I'm not alone, but I couldn't feel more so.
Shitshow # 9972. JD just looks like he's watching to see if gramps is gonna fuck up. Whiskey Pete looks like he's actively shitting himself. Marco looks like he lost his soul and his ears have somehow grown bigger. Donnie looks like he finally actually memorized a speech while getting us into WW3...
June 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Shitshow # 9972. JD just looks like he's watching to see if gramps is gonna fuck up. Whiskey Pete looks like he's actively shitting himself. Marco looks like he lost his soul and his ears have somehow grown bigger. Donnie looks like he finally actually memorized a speech while getting us into WW3...
I think right now we could all consider compassion.
June 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I think right now we could all consider compassion.
You ever run across someone and while knowing I'm being a judgemental asshole, you can kinda tell they're the kinda person who would get in a fued with her sister over a child's birthday party, while living next door in the same trailer park?
June 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
You ever run across someone and while knowing I'm being a judgemental asshole, you can kinda tell they're the kinda person who would get in a fued with her sister over a child's birthday party, while living next door in the same trailer park?
Every bar with live music, there's a difference between ambient live music and needing earplugs inside your pub.
June 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Every bar with live music, there's a difference between ambient live music and needing earplugs inside your pub.
How am I supposed to nap in the middle of the workday when someone is always mowing in suburbia?!
May 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
How am I supposed to nap in the middle of the workday when someone is always mowing in suburbia?!
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April 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The Trump administration is making Franz Kafka great again.
April 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The Trump administration is making Franz Kafka great again.
I like loudly asking my wife as we get into the car when a random couple are walking by "Sex club?" just to hopefully make for a great conversation starter.
"I think that middle aged fat couple are going to a sex club after dinner... I didn't know there were any around here. Odd."
"I think that middle aged fat couple are going to a sex club after dinner... I didn't know there were any around here. Odd."
March 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I like loudly asking my wife as we get into the car when a random couple are walking by "Sex club?" just to hopefully make for a great conversation starter.
"I think that middle aged fat couple are going to a sex club after dinner... I didn't know there were any around here. Odd."
"I think that middle aged fat couple are going to a sex club after dinner... I didn't know there were any around here. Odd."
Wow, here I am, another weekend looking around another brewery being used as a daycare. There are more kids than adults. It's weird, let's take our kids and drive drunk?!
I say this knowing full well I'd be tempted to do the same damn thing if we had crotch goblins. #mommyjuice #daddyjuice
I say this knowing full well I'd be tempted to do the same damn thing if we had crotch goblins. #mommyjuice #daddyjuice
March 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Wow, here I am, another weekend looking around another brewery being used as a daycare. There are more kids than adults. It's weird, let's take our kids and drive drunk?!
I say this knowing full well I'd be tempted to do the same damn thing if we had crotch goblins. #mommyjuice #daddyjuice
I say this knowing full well I'd be tempted to do the same damn thing if we had crotch goblins. #mommyjuice #daddyjuice
Over the months of watching our cat stoically stand up to cancer, as he falters, it's catching up to me. He's the last of our original pets when my wife and I met 17 years ago.
It puts me in an identity tailspin of sorts, who are we without him? We'll still be pet owners. Just much sadder ones.
It puts me in an identity tailspin of sorts, who are we without him? We'll still be pet owners. Just much sadder ones.
March 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Over the months of watching our cat stoically stand up to cancer, as he falters, it's catching up to me. He's the last of our original pets when my wife and I met 17 years ago.
It puts me in an identity tailspin of sorts, who are we without him? We'll still be pet owners. Just much sadder ones.
It puts me in an identity tailspin of sorts, who are we without him? We'll still be pet owners. Just much sadder ones.
Tank sleeping off his chemo and physical therapy.
March 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Tank sleeping off his chemo and physical therapy.
When did breweries become Sunday daycare centers? I'm looking at so many young parents drinking with newborns and toddlers, running free, throwing fries and chicken nuggets everywhere. Is this a thing?
March 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
When did breweries become Sunday daycare centers? I'm looking at so many young parents drinking with newborns and toddlers, running free, throwing fries and chicken nuggets everywhere. Is this a thing?
IYKYK. Starting a new nomad playthrough. Thought I needed a new game, but apparently I needed something familiar in these trying times. Overriding the music with calming piano. I am gonna see if this playthrough can last 4 years. #cyberpunk2077
January 21, 2025 at 10:14 AM
IYKYK. Starting a new nomad playthrough. Thought I needed a new game, but apparently I needed something familiar in these trying times. Overriding the music with calming piano. I am gonna see if this playthrough can last 4 years. #cyberpunk2077
I feel like we're witnessing the end of the US Empire.
January 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I feel like we're witnessing the end of the US Empire.
Omfg, my heart! Our 13 yo and 17 yo, and 17 has not been having a good year. Partial loss of use of his back legs, radiation, chemo, etc.
January 7, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Omfg, my heart! Our 13 yo and 17 yo, and 17 has not been having a good year. Partial loss of use of his back legs, radiation, chemo, etc.
ROFL. The DC Maryland Virginia area has snow and a lot of people who helped ring in the new era of fascism are finding out their "truck" sucks.
January 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
ROFL. The DC Maryland Virginia area has snow and a lot of people who helped ring in the new era of fascism are finding out their "truck" sucks.
Cool, we'd better see him being called president and rapist Donald John Trump from now on.
December 31, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Cool, we'd better see him being called president and rapist Donald John Trump from now on.
December 30, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Sigh.
"I'm too toxic for this."
"I'm too toxic for this."
Welcome to the femosphere, the latest dark, toxic corner of the internet… for women
‘Femcel’ influencers urge their followers to give up on gender equality and use men for financial gain – in the name of feminism
www.theguardian.com
December 29, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Sigh.
"I'm too toxic for this."
"I'm too toxic for this."