Thirsty Dad Bod
@thirstydadbod.bsky.social
(NSFW) This isn’t my first rodeo, but maybe my second so please be patient with me these horses are big and I’m scared. (He/They)
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“The government is allowed to post real death threats on social media but you’re not allowed to post sarcastic death threats on social media” is actually a pretty apt distillation of power and violence
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
“The government is allowed to post real death threats on social media but you’re not allowed to post sarcastic death threats on social media” is actually a pretty apt distillation of power and violence
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This is for you (yes, specifically you 😉)
November 2, 2025 at 8:07 AM
This is for you (yes, specifically you 😉)
It's Wednesday my dudes.
September 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
It's Wednesday my dudes.
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ICE crossed a line in LA
June 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
ICE crossed a line in LA
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Happy Valentine's Day 💘
Another @rutturuttu.bsky.social inspired post
Another @rutturuttu.bsky.social inspired post
February 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Happy Valentine's Day 💘
Another @rutturuttu.bsky.social inspired post
Another @rutturuttu.bsky.social inspired post
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who wants to ride a cowgirl
February 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
who wants to ride a cowgirl
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sending this to the crush after 3 drinks
February 7, 2025 at 6:49 AM
sending this to the crush after 3 drinks
From a couple days ago
February 7, 2025 at 11:35 AM
From a couple days ago
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NO WAY
February 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
NO WAY
Thankful it’s Friday. Big weekend plans?
January 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Thankful it’s Friday. Big weekend plans?
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Showing my age. 👴🏻💿📁
Showing my age. 👴🏻💿📁
January 24, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Showing my age. 👴🏻💿📁
Showing my age. 👴🏻💿📁
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Checking in with the real ones and the bots. How’s everyone doing today?
January 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Checking in with the real ones and the bots. How’s everyone doing today?
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there are pictures of my literal asshole on the internet and I still have a million times more dignity than Mark fucking Zuckerberg.
January 22, 2025 at 4:49 AM
there are pictures of my literal asshole on the internet and I still have a million times more dignity than Mark fucking Zuckerberg.
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I think I’m responsible for bringing the snow from STL 2 Louisiana
January 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I think I’m responsible for bringing the snow from STL 2 Louisiana
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Ben Franklin would post nothing but tiddies all day long. you know this.
January 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Ben Franklin would post nothing but tiddies all day long. you know this.
Advertise your account with just one gif
November 30, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Advertise your account with just one gif
Glad to be hanging out this Saturday…
November 23, 2024 at 8:17 PM
Glad to be hanging out this Saturday…
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Reconnecting with the Twitter homies on Bluesky
November 20, 2024 at 7:32 AM
Reconnecting with the Twitter homies on Bluesky