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Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
When I got diagnosed w/ ADHD as a poor, hood ass Black kid it was made painstakingly clear to me that the responsibility of my neurodivergence was MY PROBLEM.

Sleep disregulation? No. I was expected to cut energy drinks, cut screen & noise stimulants, buy black out curtains, try hot showers, etc.
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 AM
The older I get the more I have to avoid 2 groups of women:

- “Im NOT 34! This is just my 13th 21st birthday!”

- “Im almost at the weight I was senior year of high school!”
November 10, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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Dems backed Trump into a corner where he’s advocating for starving Americans and hemorrhaging support. If they vote to let him off the hook in exchange for nothing it’s a cataclysmic failure. I know people are in pain but insulating Republicans from political consequences is not the answer.
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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I am once again saying that we saw what wall to wall, panic coverage of a crisis looked like after the Biden debate and there’s no reason Trump isn’t getting that kind of coverage except for class solidarity.
So the oldest person ever to become president keeps falling asleep in his office during public events and there’s no big public discussion on how this is a coverup or how republicans are lying to us about how this government is running?
November 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Sorry for ghosting you...I was just at war with my own inner-monologue & didn't have the capacity for outside niceties & dialogue 🫶🏽
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
A lot of yall use neurodivergence as a personality trait

Once you understand most people around you are neurodivergent &/or disabled in some way, the idea that YOU are the ONLY person in a room who will EVER need consideration & accommodation diminishes & you stop makin an ass out of you & me.
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 AM
The amount of ppl pointing out neurodivergence and using ableism angles is weird (not saying this post specifically is)

But my observation came from my own adhd.

I would be up all night overstimulated because people CONSTANTLY needed something playing or the tv turned on.
I need to play YouTube videos in the background when I am getting ready to do something because my ADD causes me to hyperfocus on individual tasks too long and I need the ambient noise to focus and also time out my actions.
A lot of people were never taught to sit with themselves. One of the weirdest culture shocks in college (IN 2011) was the amount of ppl I knew who NEEDED the TV or music on for background noise- even when reading & writing papers- because sheer silence gave them anxiety.
November 10, 2025 at 10:16 AM
LET OPEN AI GO BELLY UP.
November 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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I cannot stress this enough: This wave of AI is not providing anything that we cannot do without. This doesn't even have the veneer of necessity that banking did. We can just let them fail. We can afford for this technology to hit setbacks and need to spend more time being evaluated. This is silly.
November 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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BUY SOMETHING!

Is it truly social media anymore? Or is it more like selling media? It invades everything.

It's obvious to wealthiest and most powerful people on the planet don't care for nature, climate, the earth or the universe.

So I painted the invasive nature of ads in nature.
November 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
A lot of people were never taught to sit with themselves. One of the weirdest culture shocks in college (IN 2011) was the amount of ppl I knew who NEEDED the TV or music on for background noise- even when reading & writing papers- because sheer silence gave them anxiety.
Reading this interesting article about a study of depression in teens. Researchers concluded many teens experience boredom as depression or anxiety. Meaning they have not been taught to sit with themselves & their thoughts & dont know how to handle lack of stimulation

Only childs were the exception
November 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I just got 3.5 hours left of this shift then its chinese food and liquor.
November 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Them fucking shit are completely hollow and basically glued together. You literally CANT brush their hair or play with them.
Them dollar store off brand Barbie dolls are diabolical. No kid who knows what BARBIE is & receives THAT will be showin it to anyone- hell, theyll barely play w/ it.
Itll sit as a reminder to that kid that they are less than the kids playin w/ an actual BARBIE.
Which is exactly those ppls intention.
People who are in PILES of debt but have the audacity to call themselves "middle class" will look at a Toys for Tot donation list and say "why do these poor kids want these name brand toys and clothes?"

Because they are KIDS and they want what they see other kids play with.
November 8, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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People go to Dollar Tree and donate trash they wouldn't give their own kids. But it's good enough for Toys for Tots cause poor kids need to be grateful for whatever. I've seen people turn lists back in and lecture the volunteers about being "realistic" for poor kids. Just sick.
November 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Them dollar store off brand Barbie dolls are diabolical. No kid who knows what BARBIE is & receives THAT will be showin it to anyone- hell, theyll barely play w/ it.
Itll sit as a reminder to that kid that they are less than the kids playin w/ an actual BARBIE.
Which is exactly those ppls intention.
People who are in PILES of debt but have the audacity to call themselves "middle class" will look at a Toys for Tot donation list and say "why do these poor kids want these name brand toys and clothes?"

Because they are KIDS and they want what they see other kids play with.
November 8, 2025 at 11:51 AM
1 trillion seconds is 32,000 years.
If you spent $1 a second, you couldnt spend $1 trillion dollars in all of recorded human history.

“But yall dont wanna hear me, ya just wanna dance.”
November 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I shipped $100 worth of cat food to the wrong address.
a woman in a white shirt is standing in front of a mirror in a room .
ALT: a woman in a white shirt is standing in front of a mirror in a room .
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
aaaaaaaaand we’re BACK!
a pixelated image of a person standing in a doorway with a tv in the background
ALT: a pixelated image of a person standing in a doorway with a tv in the background
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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white people didn’t read any of the books that we assigned to them 2013 or 2020. the demographic breakdown of Tuesday’s election proves that.
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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Warlock: *reading spellbook* ARGH!

Wizard: what's wrong?

Warlock: I'm trying to find this book's terms and conditions.

Wizard: it doesn't...have...any?

Warlock: what sorcery is this.

Sorcerer: Don't you bring me into this.
November 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Ahem
November 6, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Orajel isnt strong enough, nothin is open and of course I over heated the water bottle so the cap doesnt secure anymore.
So please excuse me while I move in to phase 2 of Life w/ No Insurance;

Cry myself to sleep or stay up while TMJ painstakingly sets in & fall asleep from exhaustion while crying
November 7, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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What if we all stopped reposting NYT articles or even screenshots of their horrible headlines? We could just not interact with trash at all.
November 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Ah. The joys of being uninsured.
Its an orajel-and-hot-water-bottle-wrapped-in-a-towel kind of night.
November 7, 2025 at 7:35 AM