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🔞Thief🔞 @thiefofadhd.bsky.social · Dec 6

I updated my Strawpage! I had forgotten to include my Tumblr, but it's there now!

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thiefofadhd's strawpage

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mommieengineer.bsky.social

@mommieengineer.bsky.social

#EPSTEIN

JUDGE TAKE THE EPSTEIN FILES FROM THE DOJ.

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!

January 29, 2026 at 10:17 PM

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ミカル bones

@doctorbones.bsky.social

The state of american politics is that one major party wants to kill you while the other simply wants you to die

January 29, 2026 at 10:13 PM

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Patrick Webb

@patrickwbb.bsky.social

We are now 41 days beyond the statutory deadline for the full release of the Epstein files.

January 29, 2026 at 5:07 PM

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WeRateDogs

@weratedogs.com

This is Mochi. He wanted to see if you were done with work yet. Knows you just logged on, but still thought he'd check. 12/10 (IG: mochidanchoo)

a small, white, long-haired puppy sits on wood flooring and looks up at you with dark eyes. the left side of his face is positioned closest to you so that it appears as if he's trying to hear you better with one ear. he has a mischievous and adorable glint in his eye. looks like it's time for you to stop working for the day.

January 27, 2026 at 5:12 PM

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Adam Ellis

@adamtots.bsky.social

Hmm

January 27, 2026 at 7:14 PM

🔞Thief🔞

@thiefofadhd.bsky.social

I ended up drawing a scene from My Name Is Earl as MO and Penny. Penny's shirt is official Welcome Home merch, just didn't wanna trace it

Onceler Wally and the Biggering au belongs to @pennyparsnip.bsky.social

#welcomehome #welcomehomeau #oncelerwally #greedlerwally #biggeringau #biggeringaufanart

MO (Mister Onceler/Onceler Wally) and Penny (Welcome Home OC) pouting at each other over a coffee table. Both are irritated and playing a game of Uno. Both belong to pennyparsnip.

MO (Mister Onceler/Onceler Wally) and Penny (Welcome Home OC) yelling at each other over a coffee table. They're playing a game of Uno. Both belong to pennyparsnip.

Dialogue reads as follows and comes directly from a scene from the 2005 sitcom My Name is Earl.

Penny: "You cheating son of a bitch! You're supposed to say Uno when you only got one card left!"

MO: "I said one!"

Penny: "You're supposed to say Uno, it's a Mexican game!"

January 27, 2026 at 2:25 AM

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pennyParsnip🔞

@pennyparsnip.bsky.social

This doodle is so precious to me!! His face, ugh!!!

#oncelerwally #greedlerwally #welcomehomeau #askoncelerwally

January 26, 2026 at 6:48 AM

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pennyParsnip🔞

@pennyparsnip.bsky.social

Also! The ask blog is open again on Tumblr! To come ask him things!

www.tumblr.com/ask-onceler-...

#oncelerwally #greedlerwally #welcomehomeau

January 26, 2026 at 6:43 AM

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pennyParsnip🔞

@pennyparsnip.bsky.social

I don't remember if I have ever shared it here, so here it is (maybe again)! Our strawpage!

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You can also have the Jax ref art without the text, cuz he likes you /silly 🐸✨️

#oncelerwally #greedlerwally #welcomehomeau

January 26, 2026 at 6:40 AM

🔞Thief🔞

@thiefofadhd.bsky.social

Made an art piece inspired by The Morrigan

She is a Celtic trinity goddess (Anu the maiden, Badb the mother, and Macha the crone) of war, sovereignty, transformation, fate and prophecy. She’s also my patron deity~

#myart #thiefsdrawings

Two figures, myself and The Morrigan. I don’t view the Morrigan as depicted. She has long, red hair that fades black, with occasional streaks of gray. She and I are talking. Next image has the text.

Text reads as follows

Morrigan: “A leanbh (my child), you’ll have to kill them.”
Me: “Morrigan, murder is illegal.”
Morrigan: “Mallachtaí. (curses)”

A close up of the Morrigan’s face. Again, I do not view her as she is depicted in this drawing, however I wished to incorporate her iconography and abilities as best as I could.

Part of The Morrigan’s cloak, which is meant to look like raven’s feathers. I’m especially proud of how these look!

January 21, 2026 at 4:55 AM

🔞Thief🔞

@thiefofadhd.bsky.social

I uh…

I finished it (and redrew some bits)

Rayne’s Heat Cycle

TW: Praise kink, heat cycle

Onceler Wally and Biggering Au belong to: @pennyparsnip.bsky.social

#oncelerwally #greedlerwally #playfellowxxx #whau #whoc

A five part piece depicting MO (Mister Onceler/Onceler Wally, AU belongs to pennyparsnip), Penny (Welcome Home oc belongs to pennyparsnip), and Rayne (my Welcome Home oc) engaging in a threesome. MO is wearing a men’s strap-on, while Penny and Rayne use a hitachi wand. Rayne’s toe beans are hot pink, showing they are in heat. This is the textless version.

January 17, 2026 at 12:21 PM

🔞Thief🔞

@thiefofadhd.bsky.social

I'm still working on the rendering (it's been a struggle), but here's my most recent art piece thus far of Rayne's Heat Week!

Onceler Wally and Biggering Au belong to: @pennyparsnip.bsky.social

#oncelerwally #greedlerwally #playfellowxxx #whau #whoc

Five-piece art set depicting a threesome between Rayne (my Welcome Home OC), Penny (who belongs to @pennyparsnip.bsky.social), and MO (Mister Onceler/Onceler Wally, also belongs to @pennyparsnip.bsky.social)

January 13, 2026 at 12:21 PM

🔞Thief🔞

@thiefofadhd.bsky.social

Regarding the relaxed label and the toe beans, I couldn't decide what toe beans color to pick, and @pennyparsnip.bsky.social had mentioned the idea of them being like mood rings!

Just a silly idea we had

A chart showing Rayne's (my Welcome Home oc) toe bean colors. They're based on mood rings, and change color. There are 25 different moods listed, all paired with a variety of colors!

January 8, 2026 at 11:11 PM

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pennyParsnip🔞

@pennyparsnip.bsky.social

Another jax ref cuz I wanted to try the line work color goose used!

Shhhh he’s overstimulated

#oncelerwally #greedlerwally #whau

January 8, 2026 at 4:46 AM

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pennyParsnip🔞

@pennyparsnip.bsky.social

New year new doodles of him!! 💚
#onceler #lorax2012

January 3, 2026 at 12:13 AM

🔞Thief🔞

@thiefofadhd.bsky.social

Rayne's been enjoying their Christmas gifts as they await the new year! (Including the photo ref)

Also! Rayne's toe beans! They are quite relaxed!

The book is For Whom The Belle Tolls by Jaysea Lynn, 10/10 recommend

A drawing of my Welcome Home OC, Rayne, lying in a bed with their legs up, ankles crossed, as they eat chocolates and read a book. The book is For Whom The Belle Tolls by Jaysea Lynn, using the official book cover.

The chocolate box itself is a gift from Mister Onceler Wally Darling, AU created and owned by Pennyparsnip 💚🌻

Photo reference of a 1950's pin-up of a woman lying in a bed with her legs up, ankles crossed, as she eats chocolates and reads a book.

December 29, 2025 at 10:00 AM

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.

@ashlieweeks.bsky.social

It looks like Epstein is occasionally showing up in the Trump files.

December 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM

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Coffin-Festival

@coffin-festival.bsky.social

I always Leave the Internet and Come back to find That Other Social Media place is eating itself and Then Throwing That up and then Eating THAT

December 28, 2025 at 7:30 AM

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Coffin-Festival

@coffin-festival.bsky.social

I just wanted to draw Julie and Frank in Our Bugologist's Board shirts because... Wow!! We sell shirts now! Shirt (singular) actually... But maybe one day Shirts (plural!)