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The Zed Dispatch
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Yeah, yeah, another edgy leftist blog: yippee. But stick around, ‘cause this one’s got bite. Welcome to The Zed: your ongoing Substack at https://thezeitgeistonline.substack.com and soon-to-be 24/7 audio stream for those of us fed up with the bourgeoisie.
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The Zed Dispatch @thezed.bsky.social · Nov 13
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SCREAM IT! THE CONCENTRATION CAMPS ARE HERE: www.democracynow.org/2026/2/16/he...
Trump Admin Planning to Spend Over $38 Billion to Buy Warehouses and Convert Them into ICE Jails
The Trump administration is planning to spend more than $38 billion to acquire warehouses across the U.S. in order to retrofit them into new ICE jails with capacity for tens of thousands of prisoners....
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February 16, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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Remember, the means of production are meant to be seized! They won't let you do it naturally, but maybe if you had some tools and some buddies 🤔
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February 16, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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“Gooning” sounds like something a 1940s henchman does in a pinstripe suit, lurking behind the boss with a cigar. Instead, the internet took a perfectly good mobster word and gave it… new responsibilities. Somewhere, a noir screenwriter is confused. #InternetCulture

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How to tell if 🫵YOUR🫵teen is a degenerate 1940s mobster!
The Zed Kinsey Commission
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February 16, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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Living in America for the last *checks notes* 30 fucking years, you really feel that Harvey Danger song Flagpole Sitta

"I'M NOT SICK BUT I'M NOT WELL!"
January 26, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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Can someone tell Fetterman's cunt of a wife to shut the fuck up about immigration while her husband still supports ICE? What a stupid fucking asshole.
January 26, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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Nothing Ever Good Enough For Captive https://theonion.com/nothing-ever-good-enough-for-captive/
Nothing Ever Good Enough For Captive
January 26, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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USE THE FUCKING SECOND AMENDMENT AGAINST THIS TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT ALREADY JESUS FUCK
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January 26, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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Elon Musk is Woody from Toy Story if Woody had a trillion dollars, zero self-awareness, and an algorithm to enforce his tantrums. Buzz was right: sad, strange little man.”
#EatTheRich #TechBros #BillionaireBrain #MediaCritique

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Elon Musk Is Woody With a Rocket Budget, and Buzz Already Called It
By: The Zeitgeist Editorial Team
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January 26, 2026 at 1:25 PM
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“Kamala and Trump are the same,” say the galaxy-brain Left while Trump builds an enemies list and calls himself king. Because she’s clearly plotting to add Sharia for Schools and force kids to pray five times a day. Read: Trump Was the Better Tool.
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#Satire #Politics
Happy Birthday to Us You Miserable Beauties. The Left is Right: If You Want Raw Authoritarian Output, Trump Beats Kamala
By: The Zeitgeist Editorial Team
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October 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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OOGA BOOGA, WHERE VIDEO?!
September 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Stop settling for liberal cosplay. Back the fighters: Graham Platner, Zohran Mamdani, India Walton, Barbara Lee. #TrueLeft #EatTheRich #WorkersFirst

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Stop Falling for Liberal Cosplay and Back the Real Left Before It’s Too Late
By: The Zeitgeist Editorial Team
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August 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Got something brewing for ya coming up. Been a long time (since this rock n roll)
August 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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June 30, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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Frutiger Aero’s back: and it’s screaming “we're not okay.” Shiny buttons, fake nature, and trauma wrapped in Vista gloss.

Read The Shiny Lie:
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#FrutigerAero #ZedEdge #DesignLies #DigitalDoomDecor
The Shiny Lie: Why Frutiger Aero’s Glorious Return Is a Cry for Help (and Hope)
By: The Zeitgeist Editorial Team
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May 19, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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Both India and Pakistan are claiming “victory” while Kashmiris dig through rubble, again. Ceasefire brokered by Trump, but the real battle's still boiling. This ain’t peace! It’s PR.
Read the full piece.
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#Kashmir #India #Pakistan #Ceasefire #TheZeitgeist
Missiles, Machismo, and Manufactured Peace: Kashmir Burns While India and Pakistan Play War Games for Applause
By: The Zeitgeist Editorial Team
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May 16, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Trump UK is gonna be so fucking underwhelming, can't wait to read about how shite it is.
May 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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India & Pakistan are trading missile porn like it's 1999 and nobody’s got the balls to stop them. Nukes on standby, kids in rubble, and global leaders doing jazz👐 We wrote the recap only you can trust (probably, idk)

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#IndiaPakistan #OperationSindoor
Two Nuclear Powers Play Chicken, World Holds Breath and Beer
By: The Zeitgeist Editorial Team
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May 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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“The suppression of uncomfortable ideas may be common in religion or in politics, but it is not the path to knowledge, and there's no place for it in the endeavor of science.”

- Carl Sagan
April 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Zionists show off exactly who they are, we should listen. 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 #FreePalestine
April 30, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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April 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
thezed.bsky.social
Hey Trump is doing Nazi fascist shit. I know, lets sit on some steps, that'll show em. Rally around the Second Amendment when a President is black but not when your legal citizen neighbor gets illegally kidnapped by plain clothes state officials. Incredible privilege shown by the petite bourgeoisie
April 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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The Zeitgeist Memeorial Department really shit this out out
April 17, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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F.D Signifier (@fdsignifier.bsky.social) just dropped the most important political video of the 2024 election (no, seriously). We broke it down, praised it, and maybe ranted a little. 🔥📊✊

Read now: open.substack.com/pub/thezeitg...

#FDSignifier #BreadTube #LeftistTikTok #PoliticalAnalysis
This YouTube Video by F.D Signifier Is Literally the Most Important Political Election Analysis of Our Time (Seriously, Maybe)
By: The Zeitgeist Editorial Team
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April 15, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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Trump’s tariff policy is a flaming pile of bullshit—and we’ve got the receipts, the chaos, and the art to prove it. Buckle up for corporate favoritism, economic whiplash, and one golden toilet.

🧻👇
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#TariffTantrum #TrumpChaos #ZEDEDGE #LateStageCapitalism
Trump's Tariff Tantrum Is a Dumpster Fire of Dumbassery
By: The Zeitgeist Editorial Team
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April 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Manufacturing jobs were good only because of high unionization of the work force: McDonald's workers in Denmark have a higher hourly wage than non-union auto workers in Alabama. www.snopes.com/fact-check/h...
Hourly Pay of McDonald's Workers in Denmark Really Is This Much
Fast food wages in Denmark are set by collective bargaining between companies and trade unions.
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April 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM