Zanderas
@thezanderas.bsky.social
Writer of sexy things and the man who will make you fap with a story. Gigantic and growing!
18+ only
NSFW
18+ only
NSFW
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Just Comb stuck in a room!
February 10, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Just Comb stuck in a room!
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February 9, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Rubbing the smooth fairy on face while sniffing her vanilla scent and occasionally licking her for a caramel taste.
February 9, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Rubbing the smooth fairy on face while sniffing her vanilla scent and occasionally licking her for a caramel taste.
Her hands and arms never touch the glass.
Her boobs though...
Her boobs though...
February 9, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Her hands and arms never touch the glass.
Her boobs though...
Her boobs though...
I meant more like they probably will get a group of kids and ask them questions.
But will throw said answers into the nearest shredder and do what they want while claiming the kids said so.
But will throw said answers into the nearest shredder and do what they want while claiming the kids said so.
February 9, 2026 at 5:14 PM
I meant more like they probably will get a group of kids and ask them questions.
But will throw said answers into the nearest shredder and do what they want while claiming the kids said so.
But will throw said answers into the nearest shredder and do what they want while claiming the kids said so.
Also the chance they actually get real 10-12 year olds to make these rules is about as likely as any shareholder saying, "no that is enough money."
February 9, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Also the chance they actually get real 10-12 year olds to make these rules is about as likely as any shareholder saying, "no that is enough money."
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This is such a huge problem its not even real, and dont get me on the bullshit that this is to "protect" teens. This is dangerous to everyone.
Cancel your nitro, make a fucking stink about this, make sure they know this isnt okay
Cancel your nitro, make a fucking stink about this, make sure they know this isnt okay
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 4:22 PM
This is such a huge problem its not even real, and dont get me on the bullshit that this is to "protect" teens. This is dangerous to everyone.
Cancel your nitro, make a fucking stink about this, make sure they know this isnt okay
Cancel your nitro, make a fucking stink about this, make sure they know this isnt okay
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We gotta be so loud and annoying about this I swear to god
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 PM
We gotta be so loud and annoying about this I swear to god
In the mood to be found shrunken by a cutie who dots and smooches me. Just wants nothing but to care and love me.
February 9, 2026 at 12:38 PM
In the mood to be found shrunken by a cutie who dots and smooches me. Just wants nothing but to care and love me.
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In a world where a Dragon's size is dictated by the value of their horde, She has chosen people :3
#sizesky #giantess #dragoness #Spekkart #furryart
#sizesky #giantess #dragoness #Spekkart #furryart
February 9, 2026 at 8:23 AM
In a world where a Dragon's size is dictated by the value of their horde, She has chosen people :3
#sizesky #giantess #dragoness #Spekkart #furryart
#sizesky #giantess #dragoness #Spekkart #furryart
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Steamed Hams but it's a Kelly comic
(Yup that's right I still make "Steamed Hams but..." memes)
#simpsons #kelly #steamedhams
(Yup that's right I still make "Steamed Hams but..." memes)
#simpsons #kelly #steamedhams
![Title: "Unprepared for a Regrettable Luncheon! (With apologies to Kelly)"
In the visual style of famed The Onion cartoonist Stan Kelly, Superintendent Chalmers is having lunch with Principal Skinner, who is menacingly placing a tray of hamburgers and fries upon the table, which greatly upsets Chalmers. Beneath one of the hamburgers is a wrapper bearing the text "Obviously grilled fast food".
Chalmers [labelled as "Disappointed guests"]: "B-but... I thought we were having steamed CLAMS!!"
Skinner [labelled as "Isometric exercising* odd fellows" - the asterisk refers to a footnote reading "Latest fad"]: "Oh, no, I made STEAMED HAMS™®! ©1996 Skinner family All rights reserved"
From within the clouds of smoke billowing from Skinner's kitchen (wherein an American flag can be seen burning) three heavenly beings gaze upon the scene disapprovingly: A pig labelled "Actual hams", Krusty the clown, labelled "Hard-working patent-holders", and a teenaged fry-cook labelled "Ignored sandwich artists".
Lady Liberty peeks in the door and sheds a sad tear at this woeful scene.
Kelly's obligatory artist cameo has him disgruntledly commenting "Seymour-a bore-e-malice."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:h7rietqq6qdljhsjq242kcr7/bafkreigkqxu2qfnyp3vlqgx77zrsyz5jjhxp7ret23emknwqovh5gjovzy@jpeg)
February 7, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Steamed Hams but it's a Kelly comic
(Yup that's right I still make "Steamed Hams but..." memes)
#simpsons #kelly #steamedhams
(Yup that's right I still make "Steamed Hams but..." memes)
#simpsons #kelly #steamedhams
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February 8, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Well it is rude to keep a lady waiting
February 9, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Well it is rude to keep a lady waiting
And I want my cock to have a squirming bulge doing down it so badly.
February 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
And I want my cock to have a squirming bulge doing down it so badly.
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I’ve said it before, but I don’t feel threatened by AI. My writing shits all over anything “generated” by some useless hack, and I only write for clients who value good work over cheap anti-work.
“You’ll get left behind!” Bitch, I left AI in the dust before it was even a thing.
“You’ll get left behind!” Bitch, I left AI in the dust before it was even a thing.
February 9, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I’ve said it before, but I don’t feel threatened by AI. My writing shits all over anything “generated” by some useless hack, and I only write for clients who value good work over cheap anti-work.
“You’ll get left behind!” Bitch, I left AI in the dust before it was even a thing.
“You’ll get left behind!” Bitch, I left AI in the dust before it was even a thing.
The hero refused to surrender, but it no longer mattered. His sword clattered from his hand, his legs grew weak, and he fell to his hands and knees. The Goddess laughed as her divine might saw her swell past this pathetic little marble and place it, the first of many, on her necklace...
#omnisky
#omnisky
February 8, 2026 at 9:56 PM
The hero refused to surrender, but it no longer mattered. His sword clattered from his hand, his legs grew weak, and he fell to his hands and knees. The Goddess laughed as her divine might saw her swell past this pathetic little marble and place it, the first of many, on her necklace...
#omnisky
#omnisky
But he was standing more alone by the second. The rogue dropped to her knees making the queen's hair glow and flow. The mage looked away as the queen's eyes burned with might. And the cleric offered a prayer... to her as the Goddess grew to eclipse the land in her shadow. 2/?
February 8, 2026 at 9:56 PM
But he was standing more alone by the second. The rogue dropped to her knees making the queen's hair glow and flow. The mage looked away as the queen's eyes burned with might. And the cleric offered a prayer... to her as the Goddess grew to eclipse the land in her shadow. 2/?
"I dont believe in you, false Goddess!" the hero declared as he stood at the top of the tower. Above the dark queen towered over him, her size steadily growing as the world accepted her as its Goddess. Her breasts swelled to push against the tower yet he stood his ground. 1/?
February 8, 2026 at 9:56 PM
"I dont believe in you, false Goddess!" the hero declared as he stood at the top of the tower. Above the dark queen towered over him, her size steadily growing as the world accepted her as its Goddess. Her breasts swelled to push against the tower yet he stood his ground. 1/?
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Should she googoogaagaa
February 8, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Should she googoogaagaa
*lowers balls to allow for cumbed cuddling*
February 8, 2026 at 7:21 PM
*lowers balls to allow for cumbed cuddling*
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A thirsty water slime found a sprinkler... 💙💙
February 7, 2026 at 6:15 PM
A thirsty water slime found a sprinkler... 💙💙
The overworked lab scientist chugging her enhancement drug. Each gulp sees her grow taller, her breasts fill, her butt plump, and her body enhance. Grabs a second vial before she even finishes the first and her growth accelerates. More... more! BIGGER! SHE NEEDS TO BE A GODDESS!
#omnisky
#omnisky
February 8, 2026 at 3:36 PM
The overworked lab scientist chugging her enhancement drug. Each gulp sees her grow taller, her breasts fill, her butt plump, and her body enhance. Grabs a second vial before she even finishes the first and her growth accelerates. More... more! BIGGER! SHE NEEDS TO BE A GODDESS!
#omnisky
#omnisky
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A gift drawn on a stream for a Patreon subscriber!
February 7, 2026 at 10:57 PM
A gift drawn on a stream for a Patreon subscriber!
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A fine example of how executives aren’t where they are because they’re competent, clever, or useful. The job exists to give mediocre rich people something to pretend to do.
OK so now the former CEO of Tumblr is running the Washington Post. Tumblr. A company whose history is a textbook case study in corporate value destruction.
February 8, 2026 at 10:05 AM
A fine example of how executives aren’t where they are because they’re competent, clever, or useful. The job exists to give mediocre rich people something to pretend to do.
