The Wisdom of MAGA
@thewisdomofmaga.bsky.social
Deep thoughts, philosophy, and revolutionary thinking from the MAGAsphere.
I looked at the signature on the card. Very poor fake of my signature. Remember, I never met JE, and if I did it was part of my very secret mission as an undercover agent for the FBI. But I didn't meet him. Very bad hombre. I told him that to his face many times.
September 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I looked at the signature on the card. Very poor fake of my signature. Remember, I never met JE, and if I did it was part of my very secret mission as an undercover agent for the FBI. But I didn't meet him. Very bad hombre. I told him that to his face many times.
MANY PEOPLE, GREAT PEOPLE, THE BEST PEOPLE, ARE SAYING THAT I'M THE STRONGEST LEADER SINCE THE FRENCH MONARCHY! VERY STRONG MONARCHY WHO DIDN'T HAVE CORRUPT JUDGES OVERSTEPPING THEIR AUTHORITY!
NO VERY BAD DOLLS, BUT CAKE FOR EVERYONE!
NO VERY BAD DOLLS, BUT CAKE FOR EVERYONE!
May 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
MANY PEOPLE, GREAT PEOPLE, THE BEST PEOPLE, ARE SAYING THAT I'M THE STRONGEST LEADER SINCE THE FRENCH MONARCHY! VERY STRONG MONARCHY WHO DIDN'T HAVE CORRUPT JUDGES OVERSTEPPING THEIR AUTHORITY!
NO VERY BAD DOLLS, BUT CAKE FOR EVERYONE!
NO VERY BAD DOLLS, BUT CAKE FOR EVERYONE!
I'VE DECIDED TO BE THE NEW POPE, FOLKS! VERY STRONG APPOINTMENT! GREAT NEWS FOR THE CATHOLICS, BAD NEWS FOR THE ATHEISTS AND CHRISTIANITY HATERS AND LOSERS! ONLY I CAN SAVE CATHOLICISM FROM BAD HOMBRE PRIESTS AND COMMUNIST CHARITY WORK!
May 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I'VE DECIDED TO BE THE NEW POPE, FOLKS! VERY STRONG APPOINTMENT! GREAT NEWS FOR THE CATHOLICS, BAD NEWS FOR THE ATHEISTS AND CHRISTIANITY HATERS AND LOSERS! ONLY I CAN SAVE CATHOLICISM FROM BAD HOMBRE PRIESTS AND COMMUNIST CHARITY WORK!
Many people say I lied, many bad people, say I lied about bringing down the cost of eggs and milk and other stuff that the poor eat, and it's so fake! FAKE NEWS, FOLKS! I never said I'd lower the price of poor folks food. I said I'd rename the Golf of Mexico! Golf of America! Such a great Golf!
January 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Many people say I lied, many bad people, say I lied about bringing down the cost of eggs and milk and other stuff that the poor eat, and it's so fake! FAKE NEWS, FOLKS! I never said I'd lower the price of poor folks food. I said I'd rename the Golf of Mexico! Golf of America! Such a great Golf!
Today I will be inoggerated at the Capitol Building, a beautiful and historic building where my MAGA followers pissed on the walls and shat on the floor.
Let my inoggeration show our children that even a rapist and 34 time felon can grow up to be Presnidet!
Let my inoggeration show our children that even a rapist and 34 time felon can grow up to be Presnidet!
January 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Today I will be inoggerated at the Capitol Building, a beautiful and historic building where my MAGA followers pissed on the walls and shat on the floor.
Let my inoggeration show our children that even a rapist and 34 time felon can grow up to be Presnidet!
Let my inoggeration show our children that even a rapist and 34 time felon can grow up to be Presnidet!
The Golf of Mexico they call it, folks. Very bad name for a Golf. We have a Golf off our coast, some say on the south coast, I don't know where it is. Nobody knows. Many people say I'm the best at Golf, maybe ever. We're going to drop the XICO, very bad XICO, and rename it THE GOLF OF ME!
January 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The Golf of Mexico they call it, folks. Very bad name for a Golf. We have a Golf off our coast, some say on the south coast, I don't know where it is. Nobody knows. Many people say I'm the best at Golf, maybe ever. We're going to drop the XICO, very bad XICO, and rename it THE GOLF OF ME!
GREENLAND, folks. I call it GREENLAND! So Green, maybe the Greenest! We're going to take control of it from little Denmark. So bad for Greenland, Denmark. They do such bad things, and we're going to go in and we're going to make it GREENER!
I have no idea why...
I have no idea why...
December 27, 2024 at 6:33 PM
GREENLAND, folks. I call it GREENLAND! So Green, maybe the Greenest! We're going to take control of it from little Denmark. So bad for Greenland, Denmark. They do such bad things, and we're going to go in and we're going to make it GREENER!
I have no idea why...
I have no idea why...
With a happy wave
And a cheeky smile
Matt Gaetz is
A pedophile
And a cheeky smile
Matt Gaetz is
A pedophile
December 23, 2024 at 5:26 PM
With a happy wave
And a cheeky smile
Matt Gaetz is
A pedophile
And a cheeky smile
Matt Gaetz is
A pedophile
I'm going to do a drug ad to declare how bad the drugs are. No-one's ever done an ad telling people about how bad the drugs are. It's never been done, folks. No-one knew drugs are bad, and many people say, "We never knew drugs were bad, Sir! Thank you".
And Don Jr will head the campaign.
And Don Jr will head the campaign.
December 22, 2024 at 7:40 PM
I'm going to do a drug ad to declare how bad the drugs are. No-one's ever done an ad telling people about how bad the drugs are. It's never been done, folks. No-one knew drugs are bad, and many people say, "We never knew drugs were bad, Sir! Thank you".
And Don Jr will head the campaign.
And Don Jr will head the campaign.
Today I demanded that Panama return the Panama Canal, which is in Panama, no-one knew. The GREAT PANAMA CANAL, such a great canal. Built by America to connect two great oceans, such BIG oceans in terms of water. The greatest oceans, some say. We're going to bring it BACK to America, maybe to Texas.
December 22, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Today I demanded that Panama return the Panama Canal, which is in Panama, no-one knew. The GREAT PANAMA CANAL, such a great canal. Built by America to connect two great oceans, such BIG oceans in terms of water. The greatest oceans, some say. We're going to bring it BACK to America, maybe to Texas.
People, many bad people, keep saying "President Musk". So wrong. I am the Presnidet!!!
I hereby decree that henceforth and for all eternity that all shall call ME and only ME "Mr Presnidet".
I hereby decree that henceforth and for all eternity that all shall call ME and only ME "Mr Presnidet".
December 21, 2024 at 6:10 PM
People, many bad people, keep saying "President Musk". So wrong. I am the Presnidet!!!
I hereby decree that henceforth and for all eternity that all shall call ME and only ME "Mr Presnidet".
I hereby decree that henceforth and for all eternity that all shall call ME and only ME "Mr Presnidet".
We're doing it folks! Not even President yet and we're bringing down funding for children's cancer. $190 MILLION dollars taken from Children's Cancer Research! Such a big win! And we're only getting started. We're going to make such beautiful cuts in Social Security and the VA.
WINNING!
WINNING!
December 20, 2024 at 12:48 AM
We're doing it folks! Not even President yet and we're bringing down funding for children's cancer. $190 MILLION dollars taken from Children's Cancer Research! Such a big win! And we're only getting started. We're going to make such beautiful cuts in Social Security and the VA.
WINNING!
WINNING!
EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE MY FRIEND!!!
Even the crazy radical left media, so bad for America, folks. They say, "WE WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND, SIR!" And I tell em I already have so many great friends, but you can be my friends, too. And I give them the price list for how good a friend they can be.
Even the crazy radical left media, so bad for America, folks. They say, "WE WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND, SIR!" And I tell em I already have so many great friends, but you can be my friends, too. And I give them the price list for how good a friend they can be.
December 19, 2024 at 9:34 PM
EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE MY FRIEND!!!
Even the crazy radical left media, so bad for America, folks. They say, "WE WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND, SIR!" And I tell em I already have so many great friends, but you can be my friends, too. And I give them the price list for how good a friend they can be.
Even the crazy radical left media, so bad for America, folks. They say, "WE WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND, SIR!" And I tell em I already have so many great friends, but you can be my friends, too. And I give them the price list for how good a friend they can be.
Canada, I call it CANADA, gets so much money from us. So much money. $100,000,000 DOLLARS. Yuge number, so many zeros. They ask, "Sir, why isn't Canada a state?" They should be a state. A beautiful state, full of moose and timber, I don't know what timber is, and HACKEY! The great sport of HACKEY.
December 18, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Canada, I call it CANADA, gets so much money from us. So much money. $100,000,000 DOLLARS. Yuge number, so many zeros. They ask, "Sir, why isn't Canada a state?" They should be a state. A beautiful state, full of moose and timber, I don't know what timber is, and HACKEY! The great sport of HACKEY.
Drones, I call them DRONES! Such incredible, with the flying. Have you seen? I said, "SHOOT EM DOWN!" Shoot em down. And they come from CHY-NAH, or Iran, but maybe CHY-NAH. Not Russia. Putin said it wasn't Russia. They're saying "IT'S ALIENS, sir!" "DEPORT THEM!" I said. SEND EM BACK!
December 17, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Drones, I call them DRONES! Such incredible, with the flying. Have you seen? I said, "SHOOT EM DOWN!" Shoot em down. And they come from CHY-NAH, or Iran, but maybe CHY-NAH. Not Russia. Putin said it wasn't Russia. They're saying "IT'S ALIENS, sir!" "DEPORT THEM!" I said. SEND EM BACK!
I'm putting RFK Jr to work on the medicals. Too many vaccines, folks, bad vaccines, and you know, vaccines have never prevented disease. I call it POLIO! More POLIO now than ever. And they say, "But you have to take the POLIO vaccine." And you still get POLIO so, so bad. I call her CRAZY NANCY.
December 16, 2024 at 2:39 AM
I'm putting RFK Jr to work on the medicals. Too many vaccines, folks, bad vaccines, and you know, vaccines have never prevented disease. I call it POLIO! More POLIO now than ever. And they say, "But you have to take the POLIO vaccine." And you still get POLIO so, so bad. I call her CRAZY NANCY.
People say, "Sir, they think this is a real MAGA account! What can we do?" LACK EM AP! Am I right, folks? LACK EM AP! But I say you can't just LACK PEOPLE AP! But they do, and I might. I won't do it, folks, you can't just LACK PEOPLE UP! I'll never do it. Never. But that's what I'll do to them.
December 13, 2024 at 7:06 PM
People say, "Sir, they think this is a real MAGA account! What can we do?" LACK EM AP! Am I right, folks? LACK EM AP! But I say you can't just LACK PEOPLE AP! But they do, and I might. I won't do it, folks, you can't just LACK PEOPLE UP! I'll never do it. Never. But that's what I'll do to them.
I PRAMISED I'd lower the price of the eggs, I call them EGGS!
Sleepy Joe made the eggs expensive, so expensive, and I said I'd lower the eggs. They said, "How will you lower the price of EGGS, sir!" And I said it's tough to lower the prices of the EGGS!
I never said I'd lower the price of EGGS.
Sleepy Joe made the eggs expensive, so expensive, and I said I'd lower the eggs. They said, "How will you lower the price of EGGS, sir!" And I said it's tough to lower the prices of the EGGS!
I never said I'd lower the price of EGGS.
December 13, 2024 at 12:14 PM
I PRAMISED I'd lower the price of the eggs, I call them EGGS!
Sleepy Joe made the eggs expensive, so expensive, and I said I'd lower the eggs. They said, "How will you lower the price of EGGS, sir!" And I said it's tough to lower the prices of the EGGS!
I never said I'd lower the price of EGGS.
Sleepy Joe made the eggs expensive, so expensive, and I said I'd lower the eggs. They said, "How will you lower the price of EGGS, sir!" And I said it's tough to lower the prices of the EGGS!
I never said I'd lower the price of EGGS.
CAMPS! I call them CAMPS! They said, "Sir, don't say camps!" But we're building beautiful CAMPS, to keep the bad people in. We need to keep them LACKED AP! And we're going to put these people in CAMPS and we're going to CONCENTRATE them, so we can keep them together!
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Trump open to detaining immigrants in camps in deportation push
"Whatever it takes to get them out," Trump told TIME.
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December 12, 2024 at 8:47 PM
CAMPS! I call them CAMPS! They said, "Sir, don't say camps!" But we're building beautiful CAMPS, to keep the bad people in. We need to keep them LACKED AP! And we're going to put these people in CAMPS and we're going to CONCENTRATE them, so we can keep them together!
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TIME Magazine, I call it TIME Magazine, Person of the year. You can't say man, or Christmas. I'm bringing back Man and Christmas, woman, camera, TV. Such a tough test, and I passed it so strong. They said, "Sir, you passed the test like no-one else." And they said I have dementia like no-one else.
December 12, 2024 at 6:20 PM
TIME Magazine, I call it TIME Magazine, Person of the year. You can't say man, or Christmas. I'm bringing back Man and Christmas, woman, camera, TV. Such a tough test, and I passed it so strong. They said, "Sir, you passed the test like no-one else." And they said I have dementia like no-one else.
Many people , great people, the BEST people, come up to me and say, "Sir, you're so smart with the best words." And it's true, I invented the word 'groceries'. No-one knew about groceries, and I said, "Groceries" and they said, "What a great word". Groceries folks. Hamberders are groceries.
December 11, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Many people , great people, the BEST people, come up to me and say, "Sir, you're so smart with the best words." And it's true, I invented the word 'groceries'. No-one knew about groceries, and I said, "Groceries" and they said, "What a great word". Groceries folks. Hamberders are groceries.
Melania, I call her MALANIA, MALANIA is such a beautiful woman. Used to be a 10, it's true, but then she got the surgery to look like a cat, cat's are terrific animals, but you wouldn't want to be married to one. I'm married to one, MALANIA, she looks like a cat. A cat that's a 3.
December 10, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Melania, I call her MALANIA, MALANIA is such a beautiful woman. Used to be a 10, it's true, but then she got the surgery to look like a cat, cat's are terrific animals, but you wouldn't want to be married to one. I'm married to one, MALANIA, she looks like a cat. A cat that's a 3.
We're selling the gold in Fort Knox, no-one's ever seen a fort so powerful. We're taking that beautiful gold, I call it GOLD, and we're buying the Bitcoins. Millions of Bitcoins, and we'll keep them in the fort instead, and ELON and the billionaires will take our GOLD.
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The Crypto Plot Against America’s Gold Reserves
National Treasure: Bitcoin Edition
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December 10, 2024 at 7:18 PM
We're selling the gold in Fort Knox, no-one's ever seen a fort so powerful. We're taking that beautiful gold, I call it GOLD, and we're buying the Bitcoins. Millions of Bitcoins, and we'll keep them in the fort instead, and ELON and the billionaires will take our GOLD.
prospect.org/power/2024-1...
prospect.org/power/2024-1...
So close to a hundred followers. No-one has a bigger following. It's the biggest following, period. They said it couldn't be done. They said, "Sir, no-one's ever had almost a hundred followers before." And now they, it's true, the biggest following. The best following. They can't believe it.
December 8, 2024 at 9:49 PM
So close to a hundred followers. No-one has a bigger following. It's the biggest following, period. They said it couldn't be done. They said, "Sir, no-one's ever had almost a hundred followers before." And now they, it's true, the biggest following. The best following. They can't believe it.