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jacob
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i’m like the human form of using two packets of seasoning on one package of ramen

he/they
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saw some folks doing this and i can’t resist an opportunity to talk about my favorite games so here are 10 games to get to know me
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#Christmas up in this bitch
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
triple dipper and continental classic
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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say cheese and DIE!

#goosebumps #rlstine
September 15, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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art vs. artist
November 16, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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November 1, 2025 at 1:00 PM
probably my most pretentious gaming take is that “games are meant to be fun!” is a deeply anti-art statement.

i firmly believe that “the game you had the most fun with is not always the better game” but there’s no way for me to express this sentiment without sounding like an asshole
October 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
forgot to post about it but i finished reading between two fires a couple weeks ago and it just confirmed that my taste in books does *not* align with popular consensus. had a handful of chapters i enjoyed but overall that shit was kind of a slog to get through

no more reddit reading recs for me 😔
October 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
saw some folks doing this and i can’t resist an opportunity to talk about my favorite games so here are 10 games to get to know me
October 23, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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October 18, 2025 at 9:00 AM
“beat” silksong a few days back and kinda wished i stopped there because holy fuck act 3 is wiping the floor with me. absolutely loved the first 25 hours (bilewater notwithstanding) but now i feel like im just surviving out of spite
October 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
haven’t been able to stop thinking about one battle after another since i watched it last week. now that’s a damn film
October 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

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October 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
hangman vs kyle fletcher confirmed for all out toronto. we’re fucking EATING. match of the night incoming
September 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
tonight’s bit of sage wisdom is brought to you by “survivor of the sheikahs,” Sheik
September 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
😌
September 9, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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don't worry babe your night in shining armor is here 🗡️🛡️
September 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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MIRROR’S EDGE
September 6, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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A lot of video-game publishers spend hundreds of millions of dollars chasing after "realistic graphics" and "massive open-worlds" when what players really want is just a shitload of weird little guys
September 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Fear the Old Blood 🩸🧠👁️
September 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
ringing in my birthday starting a fresh playthrough of ocarina of time. it’ll be my first time playing the original version after only experiencing the 3ds remaster, and on my crt for maximum crunchy vibes 😌
September 2, 2025 at 7:13 AM
sword of the sea is a god damn stunner. giant squid cooked once again
August 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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August 17, 2025 at 3:58 AM
just got done watching pilot’s code from the rehearsal season 2 and that was one of the most beautifully absurd things i think i’ve ever seen, even by nathan fielder’s standards. dunno how he’s gonna top that one but i’m thrilled to see what’s to come
August 17, 2025 at 7:13 AM
flagon all day but i could be convinced to sip from a tankard
August 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
the ideal Day Off Vibes™️
August 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM