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jacob
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i’m like the human form of using two packets of seasoning on one package of ramen

he/they
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saw some folks doing this and i can’t resist an opportunity to talk about my favorite games so here are 10 games to get to know me
spent ~7 hours playtesting my reworked y’shtola deck yesterday only to realize i don’t think i enjoy her as commander very much. oh well! back to the drawing board
January 15, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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hi, wanna come with me and be immortal later?

#vhs #horrormovies
January 11, 2026 at 12:30 AM
fave games of 2025. top 4 are all damn near tied for #1 but i had to give it to blue prince just for providing me with the most wholly unique gaming experience i had all year
January 7, 2026 at 5:32 AM
made these graphics for instagram but figured i’d get more use out of em and post em here. my favorite art of 2025, starting with films:
January 7, 2026 at 4:13 AM
breaking bad and better call saul both have pretty stellar endings, but honestly my favorite finales would have to be twin peaks: the return and mr. robot
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:

What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 7, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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GRIS
#art
January 3, 2026 at 5:53 PM
used my ps vita to take some pictures while me and @dungeonlizard.bsky.social exchanged gifts. absolutely love how lofi and crunchy these photos came out, adds to the already magical christmas i was grateful to spend with my love 😌💗
December 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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it’s time
December 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
speedball vs fletcher is match of the C2 so far. need a rocket strapped to both of these lads asap

#AEWWinterIsComing
December 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
2025 playstation wrap up

did quite a bit of my gaming on other platforms this year (namely PC and PS2) but this still feels like it represents my gaming habits this year pretty well
December 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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#Christmas up in this bitch
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
triple dipper and continental classic
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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say cheese and DIE!

#goosebumps #rlstine
September 15, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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art vs. artist
November 16, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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November 1, 2025 at 1:00 PM
probably my most pretentious gaming take is that “games are meant to be fun!” is a deeply anti-art statement.

i firmly believe that “the game you had the most fun with is not always the better game” but there’s no way for me to express this sentiment without sounding like an asshole
October 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
forgot to post about it but i finished reading between two fires a couple weeks ago and it just confirmed that my taste in books does *not* align with popular consensus. had a handful of chapters i enjoyed but overall that shit was kind of a slog to get through

no more reddit reading recs for me 😔
October 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
saw some folks doing this and i can’t resist an opportunity to talk about my favorite games so here are 10 games to get to know me
October 23, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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October 18, 2025 at 9:00 AM
“beat” silksong a few days back and kinda wished i stopped there because holy fuck act 3 is wiping the floor with me. absolutely loved the first 25 hours (bilewater notwithstanding) but now i feel like im just surviving out of spite
October 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
haven’t been able to stop thinking about one battle after another since i watched it last week. now that’s a damn film
October 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

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October 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
hangman vs kyle fletcher confirmed for all out toronto. we’re fucking EATING. match of the night incoming
September 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
tonight’s bit of sage wisdom is brought to you by “survivor of the sheikahs,” Sheik
September 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
😌
September 9, 2025 at 5:15 AM