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Shane & Ilya would try to have some kind of picking up a stranger in a dark nightclub role play but then they wd both get too upset about the idea of cheating on each other and end up having sweet missionary sex while crying into each other’s mouths >
#heatedrivalry #hollanov
#heatedrivalry #hollanov
January 29, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Shane & Ilya would try to have some kind of picking up a stranger in a dark nightclub role play but then they wd both get too upset about the idea of cheating on each other and end up having sweet missionary sex while crying into each other’s mouths >
#heatedrivalry #hollanov
#heatedrivalry #hollanov
🚨 IKEA MONKEY COAT ALERT 🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL #connorstorrie
January 28, 2026 at 2:34 PM
🚨 IKEA MONKEY COAT ALERT 🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL #connorstorrie
There needs to be more thigh fucking in Heated Rivalry fics. Why do they even have those thighs if nobody is fucking them, I ask you?!
January 27, 2026 at 5:44 PM
There needs to be more thigh fucking in Heated Rivalry fics. Why do they even have those thighs if nobody is fucking them, I ask you?!
Why is the Heated Rivalry feed all people complaining that they don’t like the show or the main couple isn’t compelling or that the stakes aren’t high enough
January 27, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Why is the Heated Rivalry feed all people complaining that they don’t like the show or the main couple isn’t compelling or that the stakes aren’t high enough
It’s interesting to me to see ppl on Threads get very offended when people say RR did Shane dirty or doesn’t really understand him because she created him. When I think everybody here knows sometimes the fandom understands the character waaaaaay better than the creator can ever hope to 😅
January 26, 2026 at 7:19 PM
It’s interesting to me to see ppl on Threads get very offended when people say RR did Shane dirty or doesn’t really understand him because she created him. When I think everybody here knows sometimes the fandom understands the character waaaaaay better than the creator can ever hope to 😅
Today on Blorbo Defense Squad: why was Ilya so cold to Shane in Vegas? Why didn’t they kiss? Why didn’t he get up and walk Shane to the door. Okay, yes, that was a dick move. But consider. He’s about to go home to Russia, a place he only associates🧵
#heatedrivalry
#heatedrivalry
January 26, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Today on Blorbo Defense Squad: why was Ilya so cold to Shane in Vegas? Why didn’t they kiss? Why didn’t he get up and walk Shane to the door. Okay, yes, that was a dick move. But consider. He’s about to go home to Russia, a place he only associates🧵
#heatedrivalry
#heatedrivalry
I used to be, I think, a pretty run of the mill Nice White Liberal but I’ve been slowly deconstructing that since Sandy Hook when I realized that the slaughter of dozens of kindergarteners wasn’t going to change a goddamn thing. It sure is something watching other Nice White Liberals get there now.
January 26, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I used to be, I think, a pretty run of the mill Nice White Liberal but I’ve been slowly deconstructing that since Sandy Hook when I realized that the slaughter of dozens of kindergarteners wasn’t going to change a goddamn thing. It sure is something watching other Nice White Liberals get there now.
That was my “pspspsps” to the Heated Rivalry fandom, btw
January 26, 2026 at 4:33 AM
That was my “pspspsps” to the Heated Rivalry fandom, btw
Hello I’m going to monologue for a minute about my blorbo Ilya Rozanov. I have seen people call him a fuckboy and I must object. He is not a fuckboy. He is a rake! 🧵
#heatedrivalry
#heatedrivalry
January 26, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Hello I’m going to monologue for a minute about my blorbo Ilya Rozanov. I have seen people call him a fuckboy and I must object. He is not a fuckboy. He is a rake! 🧵
#heatedrivalry
#heatedrivalry
I’m eating a tuna melt with Penzey’s Sunny Paris mix in the tuna and rereading Heated Rivalry and I guess life ain’t too heck for the moment
January 26, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I’m eating a tuna melt with Penzey’s Sunny Paris mix in the tuna and rereading Heated Rivalry and I guess life ain’t too heck for the moment
I feel like I’m fumbling around in the dark trying to find the Heated Rivalry fandom without resorting to going back to Twitter. I’m on Threads, but everybody’s fighting. I’m on Tumblr but nobody talks to each other there! Where are you 😭 #heatedrivalry
January 25, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I feel like I’m fumbling around in the dark trying to find the Heated Rivalry fandom without resorting to going back to Twitter. I’m on Threads, but everybody’s fighting. I’m on Tumblr but nobody talks to each other there! Where are you 😭 #heatedrivalry
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It's live! Proceeds from this fundraiser will go to the Immigrant Rapid Response Fund which ensures that resources move quickly, responsibly, and with community accountability to trusted organizations responding to immigration-related emergencies across Minnesota. #FuckICE
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January 24, 2026 at 10:33 PM
It's live! Proceeds from this fundraiser will go to the Immigrant Rapid Response Fund which ensures that resources move quickly, responsibly, and with community accountability to trusted organizations responding to immigration-related emergencies across Minnesota. #FuckICE
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Announcing 🏒 ICE OUT 🧊, a Heated Rivalry fandom fundraiser to support immigrant communities in the US and denounce fascism 🔥. Donate and receive an HR fanwork! Creator signups are open NOW until 1/30. 🔗 Details in th carrd: iceouthr.carrd.co
#heatedrivalry #hollanov #fandom
#heatedrivalry #hollanov #fandom
January 20, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Announcing 🏒 ICE OUT 🧊, a Heated Rivalry fandom fundraiser to support immigrant communities in the US and denounce fascism 🔥. Donate and receive an HR fanwork! Creator signups are open NOW until 1/30. 🔗 Details in th carrd: iceouthr.carrd.co
#heatedrivalry #hollanov #fandom
#heatedrivalry #hollanov #fandom
This was my special set of silverware when I visited my grandparents’ house as a kid. I didn’t know who Hopalong Cassidy was, just that it was special and just for me. But now I see he is serving LEG the house down boots 🦵 👢
January 3, 2026 at 11:49 PM
This was my special set of silverware when I visited my grandparents’ house as a kid. I didn’t know who Hopalong Cassidy was, just that it was special and just for me. But now I see he is serving LEG the house down boots 🦵 👢
Well, it’s nice that my son will have the same cultural touchstones as I did (an illegal war for oil started by an illegitimate president that begins during our adolescence)
January 3, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Well, it’s nice that my son will have the same cultural touchstones as I did (an illegal war for oil started by an illegitimate president that begins during our adolescence)
At Nana’s house and going through old pictures. Left is my mom and right is me.
January 1, 2026 at 8:30 PM
At Nana’s house and going through old pictures. Left is my mom and right is me.
Hudson Williams stuns in new photo #heatedrivalry
December 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Hudson Williams stuns in new photo #heatedrivalry
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Sorry kids, Christmas is canceled, mommy has holes and butts to be ruthless about
#heatedrivalry
#heatedrivalry
December 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Sorry kids, Christmas is canceled, mommy has holes and butts to be ruthless about
#heatedrivalry
#heatedrivalry
If you need me, I will be laying on the cold tile floor in my bathroom for the next 5-7 business weeks
December 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
If you need me, I will be laying on the cold tile floor in my bathroom for the next 5-7 business weeks
I’m watching real hockey and nobody is kissing?!?!?! I would like to speak to the manager of hockey 😤
December 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I’m watching real hockey and nobody is kissing?!?!?! I would like to speak to the manager of hockey 😤
LOOK AT MY BIRTHDAY CAKE IT’S SO PRETTY AND TASTED SO GOOD it’s chocolate with peppermint buttercream
December 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
LOOK AT MY BIRTHDAY CAKE IT’S SO PRETTY AND TASTED SO GOOD it’s chocolate with peppermint buttercream
What if for my birthday (tomorrow) I c0mmissioned Hollanov art with Shane wearing makeup hm what then where are the Hollanov artists…
December 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
What if for my birthday (tomorrow) I c0mmissioned Hollanov art with Shane wearing makeup hm what then where are the Hollanov artists…
Husband is home from ER, tests were all normal, this flu is just gnarly. His blood pressure was all crazy and he was dehydrated. Get your flu shot if you haven’t already!
December 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Husband is home from ER, tests were all normal, this flu is just gnarly. His blood pressure was all crazy and he was dehydrated. Get your flu shot if you haven’t already!
Last Friday I had to take my daughter to the ER for a fever that wouldn’t go down, turned out she has Flu A. Two days later my husband caught it. Today I dropped him off at the ER for chest pain and shortness of breath. Tomorrow is my birthday. Can I say fuck it and eat my cake for dinner?
December 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Last Friday I had to take my daughter to the ER for a fever that wouldn’t go down, turned out she has Flu A. Two days later my husband caught it. Today I dropped him off at the ER for chest pain and shortness of breath. Tomorrow is my birthday. Can I say fuck it and eat my cake for dinner?