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Klaatu Barada Nikto....8647
Pinned
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December 4, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Good for her
December 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Good for her
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Walter Cronkite on CBS delivering the announcement of JFK’s death, 62 years ago today.
November 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Walter Cronkite on CBS delivering the announcement of JFK’s death, 62 years ago today.
Pig in a blanket
November 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Pig in a blanket
So true after you scan the QR code
November 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
So true after you scan the QR code
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Important: House Dem leaders just said Trump's call for execution of Dems has prompted them to contact US Capitol Police and House Sergeant at Arms to "ensure the safety of these members and their families."
Treat Trump like an unhinged menace. He's weak and in deep political trouble. Don't let up.
Treat Trump like an unhinged menace. He's weak and in deep political trouble. Don't let up.
November 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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If Trump said "quiet piggy" to my wife or daughter, he'd live to regret it....barely.
November 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
If Trump said "quiet piggy" to my wife or daughter, he'd live to regret it....barely.
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The message behind “quiet, piggy” was not subtle.
I decide who speaks. I decide what truth is. I decide whose pain persists and whose gets erased. I decide what women are allowed to ask me. I decide which crimes survive and which get swallowed in smoke.
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
I decide who speaks. I decide what truth is. I decide whose pain persists and whose gets erased. I decide what women are allowed to ask me. I decide which crimes survive and which get swallowed in smoke.
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
November 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The message behind “quiet, piggy” was not subtle.
I decide who speaks. I decide what truth is. I decide whose pain persists and whose gets erased. I decide what women are allowed to ask me. I decide which crimes survive and which get swallowed in smoke.
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
I decide who speaks. I decide what truth is. I decide whose pain persists and whose gets erased. I decide what women are allowed to ask me. I decide which crimes survive and which get swallowed in smoke.
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
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Community note for the win.
November 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Community note for the win.
"things happen"
November 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
"things happen"
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Perfect: @lastweektonight.com John Oliver is not impressed with Megyn Kelly’s “pedophile math”
John Oliver calls out MAGA, especially Megyn Kelly, for shielding Trump from the Epstein scandal: "When even the guy running the Pervert Express to Crime Island thinks you're a dick."
November 17, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Perfect: @lastweektonight.com John Oliver is not impressed with Megyn Kelly’s “pedophile math”
November 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
People who are 'emotionally immature' always use these 12 phrases, say psychology experts
www.cnbc.com/2025/02/01/i...
Trump in a nutshell
www.cnbc.com/2025/02/01/i...
Trump in a nutshell
People who are 'emotionally immature' always use these 12 phrases, say communication experts
It can be a struggle to communicate with emotionally immature people: they never listen, they get defensive, and they constantly deflect blame. Psychology experts share how to identity them — and avoi...
www.cnbc.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
People who are 'emotionally immature' always use these 12 phrases, say psychology experts
www.cnbc.com/2025/02/01/i...
Trump in a nutshell
www.cnbc.com/2025/02/01/i...
Trump in a nutshell
That was quick. Gotta keep The Toddler happy
Breaking news: Attorney General Pam Bondi indicated she has appointed a prosecutor to examine the relationships between Jeffrey Epstein and other prominent Democrats, including former president Bill Clinton, as requested by President Trump today.
Bondi says Justice will investigate relationships to Epstein suggested by Trump
President Donald Trump suggested the relationships between the disgraced financier and several prominent Democrats deserve more scrutiny than his own connections to Epstein.
wapo.st
November 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
That was quick. Gotta keep The Toddler happy
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Would they be a better “Friend” if we gave them $50,000 in a paper bag?
Homan: "I don't think the UK is a friend to this country and friend of the president"
November 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Would they be a better “Friend” if we gave them $50,000 in a paper bag?
Ooof, Tommy two chins
November 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Ooof, Tommy two chins
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I remember reading a bunch of corporate media stories about Biden after he got new shoes with better support. Which, by the way, he did after he fractured his foot. bsky.app/profile/atru...
photos of Trump sleeping through yesterday's Oval Office event via Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I remember reading a bunch of corporate media stories about Biden after he got new shoes with better support. Which, by the way, he did after he fractured his foot. bsky.app/profile/atru...
"I don't know who he is"
60 Minutes
60 Minutes
November 3, 2025 at 12:44 PM
"I don't know who he is"
60 Minutes
60 Minutes