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Samuel Johnson: "This book, sir, contains every word in our beloved language."

Blackadder: "Every single one, sir?"

Samuel Johnson: "Every single word, sir."

Blackadder: "Oh, well, in that case, sir, I hope you will not object if I also offer the Doctor my most enthusiastic contrafibularities."
January 15, 2026 at 12:45 PM
I used to hate darts but recently I've done a real 180.

- Andy Gleeks
January 14, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Be here now. Be someplace else later.

David M. Bader
January 13, 2026 at 2:38 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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A quick post to help a grandson-in-law find his grandparent's game - "Calculated Risk!" for Apple II. Versions are out there on archive.org, but don't seem to work. Can anyone help find a clean dump? More details in post:
www.gamesthatwerent.com/2026/01/sear...
January 12, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Intelligence is defined by your willingness to learn, solve problems and try new things, not by your grades.

RICHARD FEYNMAN
January 13, 2026 at 8:16 AM
You don't stop running because you get old, you get old because you stop running.

- CHRISTOPHER MCDOUGALL
January 13, 2026 at 8:11 AM
I had a one-night stand and in the morning we went to Starbucks. I had to find out his name.

- Amanda Hursy
January 13, 2026 at 7:10 AM
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January 11, 2026 at 11:15 PM
My mum often comments on my weight but in her defence, in the time she’s known me I’ve put on nearly 16 stone.

- Burt Williamson
January 12, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Last night, I had a really boring dream. I slept right through it.

- Jacob Nussey
January 9, 2026 at 10:31 AM
I just had my dog chipped. Now I can play my old Playstation games on it.

- Dean Coughlin
January 8, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Inside the sub-zero lair of the world's most powerful computer

#Quantumcomputing

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Google Willow: The secrets of the world's most powerful quantum computer
Faisal Islam gets rare access to Willow - Google's quantum computer.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 8, 2026 at 10:53 AM
I’m not one to brag about the size of my willy but I've just been charged with decent exposure.

- Dickie Richards
January 7, 2026 at 4:10 PM
I wrote a time travel joke but you didn’t like it.

- Dave Bibby
January 6, 2026 at 3:33 PM
"You are the bows from which your children as living arrows are sent forth."

Kahlil Gibran
January 3, 2026 at 11:21 AM
The oldest profession is actually the DJ. They’ve been around since records began.

Kevin O'Brien
January 2, 2026 at 9:13 AM
You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.

- ZIG ZIGLAR
January 1, 2026 at 8:39 PM
I had to visit the trauma unit last weekend. He prefers the term dad.

- Andy Gleeks
January 1, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Ironically, many processed foods that are ‘fat-free’ contain a lot of sucrose, so the fructose in it is turned into fat after we digest it.

- RAMANDEEP KAUSHIK.
December 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM