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The Sun Vanished (parody)
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Where the FUCK is the sun?
Sun still fucking down when is maintenance doneeeee
August 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM
"I can bring sun back"
“Bustin’ makes me feel good”
May 10, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Can the new pope bring the sun back?
May 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Having a hard time sleeping, the only thing getting me to sleep is some of that sleep phonk

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahv8...
SLEEP PHONK [1 HOUR]
YouTube video by Phonk Specter
www.youtube.com
May 2, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Gotham goons would literally do anything but get a stable job

The sun's out and they still think their great leader, Joker, will have a plan for an alternative sun

I guess that's what I get for choosing a place with fucking lead water
April 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
It was the jonker!!!!
I shit you not I just heard laughing
April 25, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I shit you not I just heard laughing
March 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
He didn't do anything, just muttered something about justice then left.

What the fuck?
Fucking regret choosing Gotham as a safe space
February 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Fucking regret choosing Gotham as a safe space
February 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Sorry guys, I forgot to update to yall

I accidentally took stupidity pills that makes me stupid
February 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
test test beep boop, anyone alive? please interact
January 1, 2025 at 10:47 AM
If the sun is down then that means that criminals in Gotham city are pissing themselves

Like imagine batman 24/7
December 14, 2024 at 8:34 PM
I have done nothing but eat trash and play animal crossing: new leaf for the past 11 days, if you're wondering
December 8, 2024 at 8:48 PM
playing me fucking anima crossing to soothe me mind
November 23, 2024 at 4:27 AM
forgot to update,

basically no one. Nothing. Managed to get goods from da store but I am feeling lonelier than a divorced meth addict
it works. Kinda

Not as bright as I thought it would be, but wayy better than a flashlight

Heading out, wish me luck!
might bite the bullet and do this. Let's see..
November 20, 2024 at 11:37 AM
it works. Kinda

Not as bright as I thought it would be, but wayy better than a flashlight

Heading out, wish me luck!
might bite the bullet and do this. Let's see..
Not sure if the average joe has a 1000w flashlight in their disposal haha

I could probably hook up a lightbulb to a (detached) battery car and make some good light outta it though
November 13, 2024 at 1:10 PM
might bite the bullet and do this. Let's see..
Not sure if the average joe has a 1000w flashlight in their disposal haha

I could probably hook up a lightbulb to a (detached) battery car and make some good light outta it though
November 10, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Just heard an explosion outside. Not a good way to break the quiet.

I should consider moving outside, but it's way too dark and I'm unsure how safe I'd be cruising around with my phone flashlight.

What do y'all think?
November 10, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Passed out. Just woke up. What did i miss
November 9, 2024 at 8:37 PM
just found a fuckig hamburger onthe floor. holy shit
November 8, 2024 at 10:45 AM
Okay seriously this time I'm getting cold as shit. Blankets aren't helping and I haven't seen anyone in days
November 7, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Almost at 50 followers! Perhaps once we hit 50 the sun will be back?

Who am I kidding lol
November 7, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Reposted by The Sun Vanished (parody)
November 6, 2024 at 12:47 PM
Me flowers dying because no sun. It truly is a sad day
November 7, 2024 at 12:02 PM
Reposted by The Sun Vanished (parody)
exactly. I’ve got too many people who love me and who I love to give into the negativity, just gotta live each day to the best I can
November 7, 2024 at 7:56 AM