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Jason Murphy
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now:
occultex novels - https://tinyurl.com/38rkk9fr
screenwriter
code magazine

then:
modern rogue
hacking the system
the strangerous
When you wonder if an actor's lessened screen time is a result of their disastrous plastic surgery.
a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a red and green sweater and a white shirt .
ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a red and green sweater and a white shirt .
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Me, explaining the world-building to my new players.
#DND #dungeonsanddragons
a man in a blue jacket is reading a very large book on a table
ALT: a man in a blue jacket is reading a very large book on a table
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December 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Reposted by Jason Murphy
gandalf: bilbo baggins! don’t take me for a conjurer of cheap tricks!
gandalf: *cast a illusion cantrip fucking with the lighting*
bilbo: *shits pants*
December 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
We're watching one of the strangest Christmas movies ever - The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus.

Santa is raised by forest spirits and weaned on lion's milk. There are demons and dragons and a war against the orcs.

It's much more Dungeons and Dragons than Christian holiday.
The Life & Adventures of Santa Claus (1985) now on DVD!
YouTube video by RoyalKidofOz
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I almost forgot about my playlist of Christmas garbage! Enjoy!

youtube.com/playlist?lis...
December 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The Christmas viewing has well and truly begun with this bizarre perennial favorite.

RARE EXPORTS!
Rare Exports Finnish Trailer (english)
YouTube video by RareExportsMovie
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
My brother took his family to Disney for Christmas and sent me a video of my 9-year-old nephew - red lightsaber in hand - pledging fealty to Kylo Ren and the First Order.

#starwars
a man in a suit and tie says i just feel like my heart is going to burst because it 's full of rainbow
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says i just feel like my heart is going to burst because it 's full of rainbow
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December 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
This season, everyone needs to know about the Caganer.

The Christmas Pooper.
The Caganer Nativity Tale: A Pooping Figure in Catalan Christmas Culture
YouTube video by Walks Tours
www.youtube.com
December 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I don't want to be the guy who always quotes Fight Club, but as I go through my collection of very valuable*** Star Wars figures, I just think "the things you own end up owning you."

***not valuable AT ALL
a man playing a saxophone in a living room with a godfather poster on the wall
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December 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Timothy Chalamet.
As a pro ping pong player.

With that mustache.
a woman says is that a joke
ALT: a woman says is that a joke
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December 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I finally listened to @johnhornor.bsky.social and watched BLUE EYE SAMURAI.

And it is AWESOME.

It's LADY SNOWBLOOD with fantastic characters, style, and incredible fight scenes.
Blue Eye Samurai | Official Teaser | DROP 01 | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
www.youtube.com
December 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I feel like the Federal Bureau of Control needs to quarantine Danzig's old fridge.
Glenn Danzig's Old Fridge Left Up for Grabs Outside His Home
A fridge belonging to Glenn Danzing was listed for free on Craigslist after being spotted outside of his house in the Los Feliz area of Los Angeles.
consequence.net
December 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
TIL that most diamonds are mined in Russia:
December 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
The #1 movie from when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 will go.
December 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Have a very Kadrey Christmas
I just posted a holiday story, A Sandman Slim Christmas Carol, on my Patreon. It’s public and free for everyone to read and pass on to loved ones and/or enemies. I hope you enjoy it.
www.patreon.com/posts/146234...
December 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
ME: I have more video games than I could ever play.

Also me, after seeing the Steam Winter Sale:
a bald man with glasses and a beard is sitting in a chair and says `` nothing stops this train '' .
ALT: a bald man with glasses and a beard is sitting in a chair and says `` nothing stops this train '' .
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December 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Come on, Nomad!!
December 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Reposted by Jason Murphy
“Disobedience, in the eyes of anyone who has read history, is man's original virtue. It is through disobedience that progress has been made, through disobedience and through rebellion.” ― Oscar Wilde
December 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
What if I just wanted extra testicles? How much would that set me back?

What about just one extra testicle? Or do they only come in pairs?

Do they have to be human testicles?

How much to give me a third testicle from something cool?
Like a baboon?
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Reposted by Jason Murphy
The Onion, 23 years ago.

theonion.com/no-blood-for...
December 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
going into 2026 like…
December 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
He's big mad about the libs that stole the Falcon.
December 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I'm confused. Are the oil tankers carrying drugs? This is about the drugs, right?
December 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Reposted by Jason Murphy
"Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back."

― Carl Sagan
December 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Reposted by Jason Murphy
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM