Cate Planchette
@thestarkest.bsky.social
Recovering overachiever, stoner femme, exciting but ruthless
They/them (thanks)
They/them (thanks)
I have learned about the Islanders’ new baby rookie, who is 18 and living with a recently retired player and his family as essentially a bro au pair. A brau pair.
January 7, 2026 at 2:02 AM
I have learned about the Islanders’ new baby rookie, who is 18 and living with a recently retired player and his family as essentially a bro au pair. A brau pair.
Seriously, where’s mom’s letterboxd review?
January 6, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Seriously, where’s mom’s letterboxd review?
this still gives me chills
January 6, 2026 at 5:03 PM
this still gives me chills
Absolutely, the freak in me acknowledges the freak in you
January 5, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Absolutely, the freak in me acknowledges the freak in you
He is out of CONTROL and also I do really of appreciate his strategy of out-weirding fans
January 5, 2026 at 11:06 PM
He is out of CONTROL and also I do really of appreciate his strategy of out-weirding fans
Okay I will write it out and send it to you! I learned to make this when I was like, sixteen, and the pro Bubbie tip is to save enough to fry in butter and eat with sour cream the next morning
January 4, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Okay I will write it out and send it to you! I learned to make this when I was like, sixteen, and the pro Bubbie tip is to save enough to fry in butter and eat with sour cream the next morning
Would you like my bubbie’s gnocchi recipe?
January 4, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Would you like my bubbie’s gnocchi recipe?
It’s true that’s why they gave me Canadian citizenship this year
December 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
It’s true that’s why they gave me Canadian citizenship this year
Dylan have you heard about Heated Rivalry
December 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Dylan have you heard about Heated Rivalry
I’m not okay what the FUCK
December 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I’m not okay what the FUCK
The fact that I didn’t get to see them in person haunts me. But I did visit where they were found!
December 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The fact that I didn’t get to see them in person haunts me. But I did visit where they were found!
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What if I get a tattoo of Buddo
‘Buddo’ - a rare representation of a human figure from the British Neolithic, dating to around 2900-2400 BC. Discovered at Skara Brae in the mid-C19th, it was re-discovered amongst the archaeological collections at Stromness Museum in 2016. 📸 My own. #FindsFriday #Archaeology
December 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
What if I get a tattoo of Buddo
On my inner thigh so any time anyone goes down on me Buddo is just chilling there.
December 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
On my inner thigh so any time anyone goes down on me Buddo is just chilling there.
What if I get a tattoo of Buddo
‘Buddo’ - a rare representation of a human figure from the British Neolithic, dating to around 2900-2400 BC. Discovered at Skara Brae in the mid-C19th, it was re-discovered amongst the archaeological collections at Stromness Museum in 2016. 📸 My own. #FindsFriday #Archaeology
December 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
What if I get a tattoo of Buddo
Didn’t we get the bar to chant hearts in/dicks out at least once?
December 20, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Didn’t we get the bar to chant hearts in/dicks out at least once?
Oh!! Oh!! Hello!!!!!
December 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Oh!! Oh!! Hello!!!!!
The rituals? Intricate.
December 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
The rituals? Intricate.
WAIT that’s the one I’m watching right now, I fucking love Victoire!
December 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
WAIT that’s the one I’m watching right now, I fucking love Victoire!
Favorite Top Chef contestants?
December 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Favorite Top Chef contestants?
Unfortunately I can see the burlesque acts already
December 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Unfortunately I can see the burlesque acts already
That’s really been the only thing keeping me back, I guess
December 4, 2025 at 4:41 AM
That’s really been the only thing keeping me back, I guess
Gay And Horny this year!!
December 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Gay And Horny this year!!
They’re all fucking, Abe.
December 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
They’re all fucking, Abe.