Solomon Watkins
@thesolitron.bsky.social
Writer - Development Coordinator - Sound Designer ( he/they -Autiboy)
Mad that the entire circumference of our bodies excrete liquid. Why can’t we be like pigs
April 28, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Mad that the entire circumference of our bodies excrete liquid. Why can’t we be like pigs
We had a workshop on finding your writers voice, which I always thought meant who we were as a person identity wise, but actually drawing similarities between my scripts, the common denominator is someone who wants to be left the fuck alone lol. I’m Shrek haha
April 27, 2025 at 10:18 AM
We had a workshop on finding your writers voice, which I always thought meant who we were as a person identity wise, but actually drawing similarities between my scripts, the common denominator is someone who wants to be left the fuck alone lol. I’m Shrek haha
Can’t wait to get started writing Birth Person
April 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Can’t wait to get started writing Birth Person
People are really likening my pitch for Killerpiller uwu
April 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
People are really likening my pitch for Killerpiller uwu
That tree that smells like cum is in full force today
April 25, 2025 at 9:18 AM
That tree that smells like cum is in full force today
Cymbeline is ridiculous
April 21, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Cymbeline is ridiculous
A phantom poo and a poo phantom are largely different things
April 21, 2025 at 12:05 PM
A phantom poo and a poo phantom are largely different things
Can’t wait to get paid so I can buy anti chafe pants
April 15, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Can’t wait to get paid so I can buy anti chafe pants
What if there were vampires that fed only on saliva and when they kissed you it left you with an awfully dry mouth
April 15, 2025 at 6:08 AM
What if there were vampires that fed only on saliva and when they kissed you it left you with an awfully dry mouth
Trans caterpillars uwu
April 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Trans caterpillars uwu
No one feed books on the occult to chat gpt
April 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
No one feed books on the occult to chat gpt
Lots of dreams about pigeons last night
April 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Lots of dreams about pigeons last night
Have we never had a sexy hip hop Easter based song?
April 5, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Have we never had a sexy hip hop Easter based song?
I think we’re in burgatory
April 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I think we’re in burgatory
Mashed potato pompei
March 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Mashed potato pompei
That’s it! I’m going to write a musical comedy about getting hair transplants!
March 13, 2025 at 10:14 AM
That’s it! I’m going to write a musical comedy about getting hair transplants!
They should do one year of google maps where there’s a public tracker on the van and everyone can be silly
March 13, 2025 at 10:12 AM
They should do one year of google maps where there’s a public tracker on the van and everyone can be silly
Every step I take through london this week I live in fear someone will knock me and rip out my hair grafts. My anxiety has me imagining that I would turn into one of the things from I am Legend and eat their eyeballs if this happens
March 4, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Every step I take through london this week I live in fear someone will knock me and rip out my hair grafts. My anxiety has me imagining that I would turn into one of the things from I am Legend and eat their eyeballs if this happens
At what point did evolution decide a nerve in the back of our heads that makes you hiccup for 12 hours when swollen is a good idea
February 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
At what point did evolution decide a nerve in the back of our heads that makes you hiccup for 12 hours when swollen is a good idea
Imagine if the skin on our scalp was malleable and squishy like a but cheek
February 28, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Imagine if the skin on our scalp was malleable and squishy like a but cheek
As I’m layed down on the toilet seat massage table cushion, I look down to see my surgeon wearing blood stained beige crocks with badges on it. All very cutesy, then there’s one of a yellow duck holding a knife lol and that’s all I could see for two hours haha
February 28, 2025 at 5:47 AM
As I’m layed down on the toilet seat massage table cushion, I look down to see my surgeon wearing blood stained beige crocks with badges on it. All very cutesy, then there’s one of a yellow duck holding a knife lol and that’s all I could see for two hours haha
Ah yes
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I will be the hero to take out this suspicious old lady, and I’ll announce it to the world before I do
See it
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I will be the hero to take out this suspicious old lady, and I’ll announce it to the world before I do
February 22, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Ah yes
See it
Say it
Sort it
I will be the hero to take out this suspicious old lady, and I’ll announce it to the world before I do
See it
Say it
Sort it
I will be the hero to take out this suspicious old lady, and I’ll announce it to the world before I do
Reposted by Solomon Watkins
I think you pay extra for that.
February 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I think you pay extra for that.
I need to hear Owen Wilson pronounce Joao
February 19, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I need to hear Owen Wilson pronounce Joao