🍻⚽️Parks⚽️🍻
@thesoccerdm.bsky.social
“That soccer guy.” Liquor Enthusiast. Documentary featured soccer tweeter. Amateur dungeon master.
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@thesoccerdm.bsky.social
· Nov 12
I have a game. What were you "known" for on Twitter?
I'll go first. I'm the woman who caused Dave Ramsey to mass-block Royals Twitter.
I'll go first. I'm the woman who caused Dave Ramsey to mass-block Royals Twitter.
I was that guy that caused the University of Memphis to change its basketball court because it looked like two blue dicks.
I also was the guy who lost his Roku remote and found it in a Cheez-Its box two weeks later.
I also was the guy who lost his Roku remote and found it in a Cheez-Its box two weeks later.
Player is lucky. Probably took every bit of restraint that cop possessed to not follow through with his natural instinct to pull out his gun and shoot a black man.
November 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Player is lucky. Probably took every bit of restraint that cop possessed to not follow through with his natural instinct to pull out his gun and shoot a black man.
Megyn “if there’s grass on the field, play ball” Kelly
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Megyn “if there’s grass on the field, play ball” Kelly
Man shut up.
Your entire state flipped in open revolt of what Trump and the conservatives are doing and then you just caved for nothing but a promise.
You are an absolute disgrace
Your entire state flipped in open revolt of what Trump and the conservatives are doing and then you just caved for nothing but a promise.
You are an absolute disgrace
My statement on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care:
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Man shut up.
Your entire state flipped in open revolt of what Trump and the conservatives are doing and then you just caved for nothing but a promise.
You are an absolute disgrace
Your entire state flipped in open revolt of what Trump and the conservatives are doing and then you just caved for nothing but a promise.
You are an absolute disgrace
At what point have you ever fought?
All you do is back down over and over and over. You are an absolute coward and a disgrace.
All you do is back down over and over and over. You are an absolute coward and a disgrace.
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 4:24 AM
At what point have you ever fought?
All you do is back down over and over and over. You are an absolute coward and a disgrace.
All you do is back down over and over and over. You are an absolute coward and a disgrace.
@durbin.senate.gov you absolute coward.
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
@durbin.senate.gov you absolute coward.
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
What was the point of the shutdown if you’re just going to cave for nothing?
Why even bother?
Why even bother?
November 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
What was the point of the shutdown if you’re just going to cave for nothing?
Why even bother?
Why even bother?
IT WAS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING WORKING
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
IT WAS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING WORKING
They caved and got absolutely fucking nothing.
These absolute shitheel cowards.
These absolute shitheel cowards.
The original Dem demands were:
1) Permanent ACA subsidies
2) Medicaid funding restored
3) No more blank checks for the regime (rescission)
They dropped Medicaid immediately. Went silent on rescission. Cut back to 1 year of subsidies on Friday. And surrendered today.
The Senate Democrats!
1) Permanent ACA subsidies
2) Medicaid funding restored
3) No more blank checks for the regime (rescission)
They dropped Medicaid immediately. Went silent on rescission. Cut back to 1 year of subsidies on Friday. And surrendered today.
The Senate Democrats!
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
They caved and got absolutely fucking nothing.
These absolute shitheel cowards.
These absolute shitheel cowards.
Never forget these amazing Sunderland fans once sang songs for a child rapist.
November 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Never forget these amazing Sunderland fans once sang songs for a child rapist.
3rd and 5 and you run it up the middle.
God I hate the fucking Eagles.
A missed FG is exactly what you deserve.
God I hate the fucking Eagles.
A missed FG is exactly what you deserve.
October 19, 2025 at 7:23 PM
3rd and 5 and you run it up the middle.
God I hate the fucking Eagles.
A missed FG is exactly what you deserve.
God I hate the fucking Eagles.
A missed FG is exactly what you deserve.
Every time I see Anthony Taylor, I am reminded that Arsene Wenger was right about him.
Disgrace to his profession.
Disgrace to his profession.
October 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Every time I see Anthony Taylor, I am reminded that Arsene Wenger was right about him.
Disgrace to his profession.
Disgrace to his profession.
It is still a foul if you get the ball and clear the player the fuck out.
October 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
It is still a foul if you get the ball and clear the player the fuck out.
The Palace-Bournemouth match has been so much fun.
October 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The Palace-Bournemouth match has been so much fun.
Turned on the NFL Thursday night game to watch the Eagles score on 4 straight “tush push” plays, a commercial break, an extra point, another commercial and now I’m watching Bob’s Burgers cause that was the most boring shit I’ve ever seen.
October 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Turned on the NFL Thursday night game to watch the Eagles score on 4 straight “tush push” plays, a commercial break, an extra point, another commercial and now I’m watching Bob’s Burgers cause that was the most boring shit I’ve ever seen.
The fucking VAR check was longer than 7 minutes
September 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The fucking VAR check was longer than 7 minutes
Get ready to be gaslit the entire fucking halftime about how that was the correct call.
It’s fucking absurd
It’s fucking absurd
September 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Get ready to be gaslit the entire fucking halftime about how that was the correct call.
It’s fucking absurd
It’s fucking absurd
This shit is fucking rigged man.
How on earth is that not a fucking penalty?
How on earth is that not a fucking penalty?
September 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This shit is fucking rigged man.
How on earth is that not a fucking penalty?
How on earth is that not a fucking penalty?
Taunting penalties are bullshit.
September 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Taunting penalties are bullshit.
So how are the Eagles going to run it 40 times down 26-7?
September 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
So how are the Eagles going to run it 40 times down 26-7?
The fucking Eagles are a perfect example of why I hate the NFL.
Talent everywhere and they run the most boring offense imaginable.
Talent everywhere and they run the most boring offense imaginable.
September 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The fucking Eagles are a perfect example of why I hate the NFL.
Talent everywhere and they run the most boring offense imaginable.
Talent everywhere and they run the most boring offense imaginable.
MARTINELLIIIIIIIIIIIIII
September 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
MARTINELLIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Wrestlepalooza may be the absolute worst name for an event I have ever heard
September 13, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Wrestlepalooza may be the absolute worst name for an event I have ever heard
0AndThreeco Iamaleava
September 13, 2025 at 6:02 AM
0AndThreeco Iamaleava
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!!!!!
September 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!!!!!