The Smiling Goat
@thesmilinggoat.bsky.social
Just a goat, smilin'. None of that nonsense here. Talks to birds, squirrels, horses, dogs, cats, and sentient beings of all sorts.
What's going on here?
February 1, 2026 at 2:28 AM
What's going on here?
Never mind jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university -
1.) The Mediterranean World
2.) Crime in England in the 17th Century
3.) Canadian Constitution
4.) Opera
5.) Modern Texts in Political Theory
1.) The Mediterranean World
2.) Crime in England in the 17th Century
3.) Canadian Constitution
4.) Opera
5.) Modern Texts in Political Theory
Never mind jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university
1) New German Cinema
2) Primate Behavioral Ecology
3) Victorian Sexuality in Poetry and Painting
4) Phonology I
5) Psychology of Gender
(Guess my degree!)
1) New German Cinema
2) Primate Behavioral Ecology
3) Victorian Sexuality in Poetry and Painting
4) Phonology I
5) Psychology of Gender
(Guess my degree!)
Never mind jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university
1. German Cinema
2. Shakespeare: Tragedies and Histories
3. Horror Film
4. Philosophy of Mind (mistake)
5. Globalization and It’s Contexts
1. German Cinema
2. Shakespeare: Tragedies and Histories
3. Horror Film
4. Philosophy of Mind (mistake)
5. Globalization and It’s Contexts
January 31, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Never mind jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university -
1.) The Mediterranean World
2.) Crime in England in the 17th Century
3.) Canadian Constitution
4.) Opera
5.) Modern Texts in Political Theory
1.) The Mediterranean World
2.) Crime in England in the 17th Century
3.) Canadian Constitution
4.) Opera
5.) Modern Texts in Political Theory
Goodbye Catherine O'Hara, you beautiful, whimsical, magical queen.
January 30, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Goodbye Catherine O'Hara, you beautiful, whimsical, magical queen.
14 days until pitchers and catchers report!
January 28, 2026 at 5:46 PM
14 days until pitchers and catchers report!
Random people talk to me and tell me things. Today, as I was in the chip aisle, I stepped out of the way of a lady trying to go up the aisle. She thanked me, then stopped to show me that she found corn puffs to eat, because popcorn upsets her tummy. Good on you, madam!
January 28, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Random people talk to me and tell me things. Today, as I was in the chip aisle, I stepped out of the way of a lady trying to go up the aisle. She thanked me, then stopped to show me that she found corn puffs to eat, because popcorn upsets her tummy. Good on you, madam!
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All TDSB schools, sites and administrative buildings (including Child Care centres) will be closed to students and most staff on Monday, January 26, due to ongoing snow removal and a Major Snow Storm Condition and Significant Weather Event declared by the City of Toronto.
January 25, 2026 at 11:05 PM
All TDSB schools, sites and administrative buildings (including Child Care centres) will be closed to students and most staff on Monday, January 26, due to ongoing snow removal and a Major Snow Storm Condition and Significant Weather Event declared by the City of Toronto.
"Board of Peace."
a group of men in suits and ties are standing next to each other .
Alt: Dr. Evil and his henchmen laughing at their evil plans for the world.
media.tenor.com
January 24, 2026 at 12:19 AM
"Board of Peace."
CTV, who is this blowhard talking nonsense on this segment? He's one of the problems, as it sounds.
January 22, 2026 at 11:22 PM
CTV, who is this blowhard talking nonsense on this segment? He's one of the problems, as it sounds.
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January 19, 2026 at 11:29 PM
At least it's not the AL East.
January 16, 2026 at 5:08 PM
At least it's not the AL East.
Come home, Bo darling.
January 16, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Come home, Bo darling.
There are just so many people right now who deserve a swift and hard coup de pied.
January 15, 2026 at 7:02 PM
There are just so many people right now who deserve a swift and hard coup de pied.
Yet again, I say:
BLAST THIS MF INTO THE SUN 🚀
BLAST THIS MF INTO THE SUN 🚀
January 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
@girlswagger101.bsky.social Hi Swag! How are you doing?
January 6, 2026 at 11:06 PM
@girlswagger101.bsky.social Hi Swag! How are you doing?
You know those plug-in mug warmer coasters that keep your beverage warm? They get really hot. Ask me how I know.
January 6, 2026 at 6:50 PM
You know those plug-in mug warmer coasters that keep your beverage warm? They get really hot. Ask me how I know.
@buddyandbelle95.bsky.social Hi friend! Just popping in to see how you're doing.
January 5, 2026 at 11:33 PM
@buddyandbelle95.bsky.social Hi friend! Just popping in to see how you're doing.
@cdnhousehippo.bsky.social Checking in on you! How are you feeling today?
January 5, 2026 at 7:18 PM
@cdnhousehippo.bsky.social Checking in on you! How are you feeling today?
Transaction Friday would be trés bon.
January 2, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Transaction Friday would be trés bon.
Wherever and however this season greets you, my wish for you is that you find some joy and peace in each day, and that your heart smiles when you do. Merry Christmas, friends. 🎄🎅
December 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Wherever and however this season greets you, my wish for you is that you find some joy and peace in each day, and that your heart smiles when you do. Merry Christmas, friends. 🎄🎅
Can any of my friends here translate a 10-second video from Arabic to English?
December 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Can any of my friends here translate a 10-second video from Arabic to English?
It would be, like, totally tubular, if the Jays could, like, sign Bo Bichette or something.
December 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
It would be, like, totally tubular, if the Jays could, like, sign Bo Bichette or something.
@collingwoodjays.bsky.social @kaceyscrumbs.bsky.social
FYI -
Town under Boil Water Advisory | Town of Collingwood share.google/bAaUsRnfOL9Q...
FYI -
Town under Boil Water Advisory | Town of Collingwood share.google/bAaUsRnfOL9Q...
Town under Boil Water Advisory
Further to the Temporary Service Disruption Notice issued this afternoon regarding a major water main break, please be advised the Town is now under a BOIL WATER ADVISORY. This is a cautionary directi...
share.google
December 13, 2025 at 4:22 AM
@collingwoodjays.bsky.social @kaceyscrumbs.bsky.social
FYI -
Town under Boil Water Advisory | Town of Collingwood share.google/bAaUsRnfOL9Q...
FYI -
Town under Boil Water Advisory | Town of Collingwood share.google/bAaUsRnfOL9Q...
Are any of my friends here connected in any way to anyone who works in Canadian book publishing? If so, can I ask you some questions?
December 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Are any of my friends here connected in any way to anyone who works in Canadian book publishing? If so, can I ask you some questions?
This is not the #TransactionFriday I was looking for.
News: The #BlueJays have renewed the contract of president and CEO Mark Shapiro for 5 years.
December 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
This is not the #TransactionFriday I was looking for.
Anything cookin' at the winter meetings?
December 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Anything cookin' at the winter meetings?