Sgt. Kirby
@thesgtkirby.bsky.social
Writer/Video Editor/Game Designer/Kirby Enthusiast || Ruler of the maple leaf || 21 y/o || sunspot's husband || 🌈
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If I told a hitman to target him/her/themself, would he/her/they do it?
March 31, 2025 at 1:25 PM
If I told a hitman to target him/her/themself, would he/her/they do it?
I have so many fucking free games from gog it's insane
December 5, 2024 at 3:56 PM
I have so many fucking free games from gog it's insane
It's kinda gas like maybe. It's just not worth it lol
Round 2 on Wingstop since they pleaded for my business with a $0 delivery fee, let's see if it's gas or ass
December 4, 2024 at 10:33 PM
It's kinda gas like maybe. It's just not worth it lol
I feel so free on this site, I can say whatever batshit insane thing I want
December 4, 2024 at 7:12 PM
I feel so free on this site, I can say whatever batshit insane thing I want
"How can enjoy this Lusamine fanart? Where's her massive futa cock?"
December 4, 2024 at 7:12 PM
"How can enjoy this Lusamine fanart? Where's her massive futa cock?"
Unfortunate to say, but I don't have a Spotify wrapped because I'm a hipster loser bitch
December 4, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Unfortunate to say, but I don't have a Spotify wrapped because I'm a hipster loser bitch
Round 2 on Wingstop since they pleaded for my business with a $0 delivery fee, let's see if it's gas or ass
December 4, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Round 2 on Wingstop since they pleaded for my business with a $0 delivery fee, let's see if it's gas or ass
Nintendo finally added the best Splatoon song to their music app
December 3, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Nintendo finally added the best Splatoon song to their music app
My needy attentive starved ass could NOT be in a healthy relationship:))
December 1, 2024 at 11:28 PM
My needy attentive starved ass could NOT be in a healthy relationship:))
Just saying, Sega should give Sonic Team a Bajillion dollars and let Rouge be completely butt ass naked for the next sonic game
December 1, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Just saying, Sega should give Sonic Team a Bajillion dollars and let Rouge be completely butt ass naked for the next sonic game
God, today was the fucking worst shit ever
November 30, 2024 at 10:22 PM
God, today was the fucking worst shit ever
I LOVE FALLING ON GLASS I TOTALLY WANT TO NOT KILL MYSELF 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
November 30, 2024 at 10:19 PM
I LOVE FALLING ON GLASS I TOTALLY WANT TO NOT KILL MYSELF 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
Shout out to the lowest point in my life where I took a 40 mg edible before bed and work up for work still crazy high and still drove
November 30, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Shout out to the lowest point in my life where I took a 40 mg edible before bed and work up for work still crazy high and still drove
Also that random players call "horrible do not play" with 7000 hours because that would really suck
I want an MMO that im has no locked out content, a flat monthly rate and is easy to just play alone by myself
November 30, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Also that random players call "horrible do not play" with 7000 hours because that would really suck
I want an MMO that im has no locked out content, a flat monthly rate and is easy to just play alone by myself
November 30, 2024 at 3:13 PM
I want an MMO that im has no locked out content, a flat monthly rate and is easy to just play alone by myself
Sonic gens has some very strange things that people do while playing it. Everytime I see someone play Rooftop Run or fight the Egg Dragoon they always change the song to endless possibility. This is a subtle reminder that Endless Possibility is the best Sonic song
November 30, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Sonic gens has some very strange things that people do while playing it. Everytime I see someone play Rooftop Run or fight the Egg Dragoon they always change the song to endless possibility. This is a subtle reminder that Endless Possibility is the best Sonic song
Counting all my physical games plus my steam library, I have over 1,000 video games
November 29, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Counting all my physical games plus my steam library, I have over 1,000 video games
Had to hold myself back from buying more games for black Friday
November 29, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Had to hold myself back from buying more games for black Friday
George Orwell never said this lame ass shit
November 29, 2024 at 12:10 AM
George Orwell never said this lame ass shit
THERE'S A THIRD NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM MOVIE!?
November 28, 2024 at 6:47 PM
THERE'S A THIRD NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM MOVIE!?
You can say this, but they always just mean Tony Hawk Pro Skater 1 and nothing else ever
I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs
November 28, 2024 at 12:23 AM
You can say this, but they always just mean Tony Hawk Pro Skater 1 and nothing else ever
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Knocked Loose and Poppy performing “Suffocate” on Jimmy Kimmel Live! (2024)
November 27, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Knocked Loose and Poppy performing “Suffocate” on Jimmy Kimmel Live! (2024)
I love the robot fucker community!!
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What a good community
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What a good community
November 27, 2024 at 9:11 PM
I love the robot fucker community!!
*Child*
*Child*
*Child*
*Flesh*
*Child*
*Child*
What a good community
*Child*
*Child*
*Child*
*Flesh*
*Child*
*Child*
What a good community
I've come up with a contingent plan for when I start losing hair
November 26, 2024 at 11:43 PM
I've come up with a contingent plan for when I start losing hair