Jonathan Ellis
@thescrabbleking.bsky.social
Accounting fan, wrestling fan, Eddie Kingston fan, Brock Nelson’s advocate (see roughly 90% of my Tweets), soccer fan, Isles fan, and feared enemy of ceiling fans 😤
I HEAR THE BALOGUUUUUNNNNN
February 17, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I HEAR THE BALOGUUUUUNNNNN
HIS NAME IS MAX DORIAN FRIED
AND HE’S BETTER THAN ROY HALLADAY, WHITEY FORD AND SANDY KOUFAX
AND YOU KNOW IT
AND HE’S BETTER THAN ROY HALLADAY, WHITEY FORD AND SANDY KOUFAX
AND YOU KNOW IT
February 16, 2026 at 4:26 PM
HIS NAME IS MAX DORIAN FRIED
AND HE’S BETTER THAN ROY HALLADAY, WHITEY FORD AND SANDY KOUFAX
AND YOU KNOW IT
AND HE’S BETTER THAN ROY HALLADAY, WHITEY FORD AND SANDY KOUFAX
AND YOU KNOW IT
I’d feel more dejected by this if MY CLIENT, BRRRRRRRROCK NNNNNNNNNELSON, DIDN’T CONQUER THE GERMANS
February 16, 2026 at 1:11 AM
I’d feel more dejected by this if MY CLIENT, BRRRRRRRROCK NNNNNNNNNELSON, DIDN’T CONQUER THE GERMANS
MY CLIENT, BRRRRRRROCK NNNNNNNELSON, CONQUERED THE DANES
a man in a suit and tie is standing on a stage in front of a sign that says mack down
Alt: IT FEELS SO GOOD RUNNING THIS GIMMICK BACK AFTER SO LONG
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 10:57 PM
MY CLIENT, BRRRRRRROCK NNNNNNNELSON, CONQUERED THE DANES
WREX IPSWICH AND LEAVE
February 13, 2026 at 9:55 PM
WREX IPSWICH AND LEAVE
ONE-TEE CITY BITCH
February 12, 2026 at 11:14 PM
ONE-TEE CITY BITCH
MY CLIENT, BRRRRRRRRRROCK NNNNNNNNNELSON, CONQUERED THE LATVIANS
a man wearing a suit and tie stands in front of a microphone with the number 5 on it
ALT: a man wearing a suit and tie stands in front of a microphone with the number 5 on it
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 10:45 PM
MY CLIENT, BRRRRRRRRRROCK NNNNNNNNNELSON, CONQUERED THE LATVIANS
CURAÇAOOOOOO 🇨🇼🇨🇼🇨🇼🇨🇼🇨🇼🇨🇼🇨🇼
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
CURAÇAOOOOOO 🇨🇼🇨🇼🇨🇼🇨🇼🇨🇼🇨🇼🇨🇼
Bad Bunny trained his whole life for that table bump
February 9, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Bad Bunny trained his whole life for that table bump
Apparently this aged well
For her sake, let's pray Tiffany Stratton don't have ANOTHER wardrobe malfunction lmfao #bws #wrestlemania
February 8, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Apparently this aged well
Reposted by Jonathan Ellis
Straplander?
Strapdaddy?
Strapdaddy?
February 8, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Straplander?
Strapdaddy?
Strapdaddy?
First thing that came to mind when I saw this btw lol
February 7, 2026 at 8:29 PM
First thing that came to mind when I saw this btw lol
Reposted by Jonathan Ellis
Rayne Leverkusen implies the existence of Rayne Möndchengladbach
Rayne Leverkusen Believed To Have Signed With WWE
Rayne Leverkusen Believed To Have Signed With WWE
European wrestler Rayne Leverkusen is believed to have signed with WWE. Fightful Select was first to report the news.
www.fightful.com
February 7, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Rayne Leverkusen implies the existence of Rayne Möndchengladbach
& SPECIAL THANKS TO BARZY FOR DELETING THE DEVILS’ COMEBACK CHANCES
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February 6, 2026 at 2:39 AM
& SPECIAL THANKS TO BARZY FOR DELETING THE DEVILS’ COMEBACK CHANCES
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BO-LIEVE IN THE DUBBBBBBB
roman reigns is standing in a wrestling ring with a sign that says ' the shield ' on it .
Alt: THE ISLES OF JUSTICE
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 2:37 AM
BO-LIEVE IN THE DUBBBBBBB
FORECHECK BY THE ZEKE
YEAH HE SWERVES WHEN HE DEKES
YEAH HE SWERVES WHEN HE DEKES
February 6, 2026 at 1:16 AM
FORECHECK BY THE ZEKE
YEAH HE SWERVES WHEN HE DEKES
YEAH HE SWERVES WHEN HE DEKES
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February 4, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Four letters, no apostrophe, ugh ugh, typo.
BO-LIEVE IN THE EXTRA POINT I’M NOT ENTIRELY SURE WE DESERVE
February 4, 2026 at 3:22 AM
BO-LIEVE IN THE EXTRA POINT I’M NOT ENTIRELY SURE WE DESERVE
DELETE MY DEPRESSION
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ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is pointing at something and saying delete .
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February 4, 2026 at 2:44 AM
DELETE MY DEPRESSION
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MELVINS LIKE THEM DON’T GET SAVED THE BELL
PENS COMMITTED THEIR NAMESAKE AND THEY JUST PAID THE PIPER
BECAUSE HE IS HIM AND HIM IS HE
AND HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHEFER
PENS COMMITTED THEIR NAMESAKE AND THEY JUST PAID THE PIPER
BECAUSE HE IS HIM AND HIM IS HE
AND HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHEFER
February 4, 2026 at 1:17 AM
MELVINS LIKE THEM DON’T GET SAVED THE BELL
PENS COMMITTED THEIR NAMESAKE AND THEY JUST PAID THE PIPER
BECAUSE HE IS HIM AND HIM IS HE
AND HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHEFER
PENS COMMITTED THEIR NAMESAKE AND THEY JUST PAID THE PIPER
BECAUSE HE IS HIM AND HIM IS HE
AND HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHEFER
BO-LIEVE IN THE EQUALIZER
February 4, 2026 at 1:14 AM
BO-LIEVE IN THE EQUALIZER
THE DEADLOCK HAS BEEN DELETED
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Alt: A WONDERFUL start!
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February 3, 2026 at 12:37 AM
THE DEADLOCK HAS BEEN DELETED
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Say En Vogue…
February 2, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Say En Vogue…