Jonathan Ellis
@thescrabbleking.bsky.social
Accounting fan, wrestling fan, Eddie Kingston fan, Brock Nelson’s advocate (see roughly 90% of my Tweets), soccer fan, Isles fan, and feared enemy of ceiling fans 😤
HE CAN SLAM A TORNADO
HE CAN WIN IN OT YEAH
WHEN YOU PLAY FOR FOUR PERIODS
THERE AIN’T NO AIN’T NO WITH WE 💙🧡
HE CAN WIN IN OT YEAH
WHEN YOU PLAY FOR FOUR PERIODS
THERE AIN’T NO AIN’T NO WITH WE 💙🧡
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media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
HE CAN SLAM A TORNADO
HE CAN WIN IN OT YEAH
WHEN YOU PLAY FOR FOUR PERIODS
THERE AIN’T NO AIN’T NO WITH WE 💙🧡
HE CAN WIN IN OT YEAH
WHEN YOU PLAY FOR FOUR PERIODS
THERE AIN’T NO AIN’T NO WITH WE 💙🧡
OH COME THE FRICK ON GUYS
KYLE PALMIERI
THE AMBASSADOR OF WINTHEGAMERIGHTATTHELASTADOR
THE AMBASSADOR OF WINTHEGAMERIGHTATTHELASTADOR
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November 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
OH COME THE FRICK ON GUYS
KYLE PALMIERI
THE AMBASSADOR OF WINTHEGAMERIGHTATTHELASTADOR
THE AMBASSADOR OF WINTHEGAMERIGHTATTHELASTADOR
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November 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
KYLE PALMIERI
THE AMBASSADOR OF WINTHEGAMERIGHTATTHELASTADOR
THE AMBASSADOR OF WINTHEGAMERIGHTATTHELASTADOR
Reposted by Jonathan Ellis
If yall been wondering why I haven’t fucked with this sport for almost a decade? This. This is precisely why.
Government is shut down. Chaos in airports. 42 million going hungry. 24 million face skyrocketing healthcare costs. Economy in turmoil. And the president of the United States is in the Fox broadcast booth calling plays for a football game.
November 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
If yall been wondering why I haven’t fucked with this sport for almost a decade? This. This is precisely why.
ADRENALINE IN MY SKIN
CLEANEST SHEET EVER FROM ILYA SOROKIN
CLEANEST SHEET EVER FROM ILYA SOROKIN
November 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
ADRENALINE IN MY SKIN
CLEANEST SHEET EVER FROM ILYA SOROKIN
CLEANEST SHEET EVER FROM ILYA SOROKIN
BO-LIEVE IN THE BRACE 💙🧡
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November 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
BO-LIEVE IN THE BRACE 💙🧡
BO-LIEVE IN THE LEAD
November 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
BO-LIEVE IN THE LEAD
ADRENALINE IN MY SKIN
BREAD JUST GOT BAKED BY ILYA SOROKIN 😱
BREAD JUST GOT BAKED BY ILYA SOROKIN 😱
November 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
ADRENALINE IN MY SKIN
BREAD JUST GOT BAKED BY ILYA SOROKIN 😱
BREAD JUST GOT BAKED BY ILYA SOROKIN 😱
OH REALLY? YOU DON’T SAY. *PTSD eye twitch*
The reductions to flight capacity are the government shutdown’s latest effect on the airline industry, which has dealt with staffing troubles and high wait times in recent weeks.
United, Delta, American Airlines Stocks Fall After FAA Announces Flight Reductions
The reductions to flight capacity are the government shutdown’s latest effect on the airline industry, which has dealt with staffing troubles and high wait times in recent weeks.
www.forbes.com
November 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
OH REALLY? YOU DON’T SAY. *PTSD eye twitch*
WREX CHARLTON AND LEAVE
November 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
WREX CHARLTON AND LEAVE
What kind of toxic waste plant am I looking at…? 😭
November 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
What kind of toxic waste plant am I looking at…? 😭
I AM ATTRACTED TO YOU IN A MANNER THAT TRANSCENDS PLATONIC KINSHIP SOTO 🙏🏾
November 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I AM ATTRACTED TO YOU IN A MANNER THAT TRANSCENDS PLATONIC KINSHIP SOTO 🙏🏾
Heading home from Dallas today and I’m still in astonishment over the Stars fans’ National Anthem gimmick. Did NOT expect that lol
November 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Heading home from Dallas today and I’m still in astonishment over the Stars fans’ National Anthem gimmick. Did NOT expect that lol
🌎🥶🧥
November 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
🌎🥶🧥
WREX…a fan……and leave? ._.
November 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
WREX…a fan……and leave? ._.
Well this is a pleasant read right as I land in Dallas following an hour-long tarmac delay.
Transportation chief Sean Duffy threatened to ground all U.S. flights amid the ongoing shutdown, warning "we'll shut the whole airspace down."
Trump official threatens to ground all flights before Thanksgiving in shutdown standoff
Transportation chief Sean Duffy threatened to ground all U.S. flights amid the ongoing shutdown, warning "we'll shut the whole airspace down." As the stalemate drags into the second month, it's adding more potential risk to the aviation system and putting a further strain on air traffic control staf...
bit.ly
November 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Well this is a pleasant read right as I land in Dallas following an hour-long tarmac delay.
What if—hear me out—we DON’T have that policy conversation?
Sometimes “no” is all a conversation needs to be. “Hell no” if you’re feeling loquacious.
Sometimes “no” is all a conversation needs to be. “Hell no” if you’re feeling loquacious.
Rep. Adam Smith: "This country has not agreed to have the death penalty for drug smuggling. If we want to have that policy conversation, we can have that policy conversation, but the president has unilaterally decided that lethal force is going to be applied. It's an enormous expansion of power."
November 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
What if—hear me out—we DON’T have that policy conversation?
Sometimes “no” is all a conversation needs to be. “Hell no” if you’re feeling loquacious.
Sometimes “no” is all a conversation needs to be. “Hell no” if you’re feeling loquacious.
HEYHEY in my defense, I’m an express bus boy; I take the ferry like once a year (typically on the day of the marathon) lmfao
"HOW WILL ZOHRAN PAY FOR FREE BUSES" screamed the Staten Islanders who have a free ferry
November 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
HEYHEY in my defense, I’m an express bus boy; I take the ferry like once a year (typically on the day of the marathon) lmfao
Really cool! But I’m not sure how to feel about Hangman’s address getting doxxe—oh that’s just the Jaguars’ stadium address. ……………I’m not sure how to feel about the Jaguars’ address getting doxxed. 😕
Hangman sends signed merch to the fan who brought the "ICE FEARS HANGMAN" sign and then got it removed
THAT'S OUR MENS AEW WORLD CHAMPION!!
THAT'S OUR MENS AEW WORLD CHAMPION!!
November 3, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Really cool! But I’m not sure how to feel about Hangman’s address getting doxxe—oh that’s just the Jaguars’ stadium address. ……………I’m not sure how to feel about the Jaguars’ address getting doxxed. 😕
HE IS A VISIONARY
HE IS A REVOLUTIONARY
HE IS
MATT
FREAKING
SCHAEFER
HE IS A REVOLUTIONARY
HE IS
MATT
FREAKING
SCHAEFER
November 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
HE IS A VISIONARY
HE IS A REVOLUTIONARY
HE IS
MATT
FREAKING
SCHAEFER
HE IS A REVOLUTIONARY
HE IS
MATT
FREAKING
SCHAEFER
APPARENTLY IT WASN’T PAGEAU
ESPN NEEDS TO GET REACCLIMATED WITH THE SIMON SYSTEM
ESPN NEEDS TO GET REACCLIMATED WITH THE SIMON SYSTEM
November 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
APPARENTLY IT WASN’T PAGEAU
ESPN NEEDS TO GET REACCLIMATED WITH THE SIMON SYSTEM
ESPN NEEDS TO GET REACCLIMATED WITH THE SIMON SYSTEM
OMG NO WAY LMAO
IT’S HE IT’S HE IT’S JGP 💙🧡
IT’S HE IT’S HE IT’S JGP 💙🧡
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November 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
OMG NO WAY LMAO
IT’S HE IT’S HE IT’S JGP 💙🧡
IT’S HE IT’S HE IT’S JGP 💙🧡
AYO THE—[buffering]—IS [buffering] BETTER [buffering] UP
November 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
AYO THE—[buffering]—IS [buffering] BETTER [buffering] UP
Can someone edit this with the Undertaker gong or a Sting/Sandman cameo?
NAU converts a 2 point try in the dark, the lights went out after the snap
November 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Can someone edit this with the Undertaker gong or a Sting/Sandman cameo?