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what's up with people treating hotels like their own house. close your damn door and be quiet
November 21, 2025 at 10:22 AM
a guest was telling me he could punch a paved road so hard it shook or something. im not sure i understand
November 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
blowsoft
November 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
games can just be bad or mediocre. that's okay.
November 18, 2025 at 11:14 AM
plebs? are needed?
November 18, 2025 at 9:47 AM
using your superhuman strength to help people move
November 18, 2025 at 6:31 AM
i told my therapist exactly how often and with what intensity i experience shame and she was very "...!"
November 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
i have been informed.
November 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
i didn't understand the evangelion scene where the robot eats the angel and everyone freaks out. id be like "lol that thing got owned" and "can we make it do that every time"
November 17, 2025 at 8:19 AM
we must put a stop.
November 17, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
i had a dream about a centaur joining a dance class and then the teacher was angrily lecturing everyone about how traveling sucks because humans weren't meant to go places they were meant to be places
November 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
what if you just punched the xenomorph. would it be offended.
November 16, 2025 at 9:53 AM
LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.
November 16, 2025 at 6:33 AM
no mr wick i expect you to cry
November 15, 2025 at 11:50 AM
just because im bullet proof doesn't mean i don't have feelings
November 15, 2025 at 10:06 AM
shutting the fuck up: the loud assholes practical guide to existing in public
November 15, 2025 at 6:39 AM
i have a superhero named Chattanooga ChooChoo, a robot made from defunct steam locomotive parts. it's powers include running into things at high velocity, making unreasonably loud noises and producing so much smoke that everyone chokes
November 13, 2025 at 9:16 AM
i do not like the smell of flowers.
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
out of context and i refuse to elaborate but the life advice i received really didn't work out
November 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
suicide content warnings frustrate me because they imply that one should be considerate of others when discussing it. which i internalise as my own suicidal thoughts being an inconvenience to others, so best not to mention them.

so im not sure suicide content warnings are a net good actually
November 8, 2025 at 5:14 AM
i wish i had an off switch like data in measure of a man
November 4, 2025 at 5:08 AM
me, just risen from the dead: well this sucks
November 3, 2025 at 12:19 PM
if a penny saved is a penny earned then a penny spent is a penny stolen. and that's why shoplifting can't be a crime officer
November 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM
every time i learn a fact about the tropics im like "wow sounds like the tropics fucking suck and are useless"
November 2, 2025 at 11:16 AM