i had a dream that my landlord sent me an email that just said "Work."
and i was extremely offended
and i was extremely offended
January 30, 2026 at 6:16 AM
i had a dream that my landlord sent me an email that just said "Work."
and i was extremely offended
and i was extremely offended
get out of my face before my face gets out of you
January 29, 2026 at 2:18 PM
get out of my face before my face gets out of you
watching Gordon Ramsay be a sassy bitch to the front desk on his weird ass show is annoying
January 29, 2026 at 8:21 AM
watching Gordon Ramsay be a sassy bitch to the front desk on his weird ass show is annoying
watching a video about hotel policies that refuse guests that live within a certain distance of the hotel and it being an anti-homeless policy
it is, yes. it's set by corporate or management for all the reasons you'd assume.
im annoyed that hotel staff are not a consideration in this discourse
it is, yes. it's set by corporate or management for all the reasons you'd assume.
im annoyed that hotel staff are not a consideration in this discourse
January 29, 2026 at 6:38 AM
watching a video about hotel policies that refuse guests that live within a certain distance of the hotel and it being an anti-homeless policy
it is, yes. it's set by corporate or management for all the reasons you'd assume.
im annoyed that hotel staff are not a consideration in this discourse
it is, yes. it's set by corporate or management for all the reasons you'd assume.
im annoyed that hotel staff are not a consideration in this discourse
exciting activities to try: not calling the front desk
January 28, 2026 at 1:24 PM
exciting activities to try: not calling the front desk
see what i learned is that my hotel may have a meth lab occasionally but we have them arrested and removed
another hotel in town has a meth lab, knows about it, and doesn't care because they need the business.
another hotel in town has a meth lab, knows about it, and doesn't care because they need the business.
January 27, 2026 at 11:50 PM
see what i learned is that my hotel may have a meth lab occasionally but we have them arrested and removed
another hotel in town has a meth lab, knows about it, and doesn't care because they need the business.
another hotel in town has a meth lab, knows about it, and doesn't care because they need the business.
my neck is tilted to one side and is less flexible on the other
January 27, 2026 at 6:05 AM
my neck is tilted to one side and is less flexible on the other
advisor: mistress the humans are revolting
me the demon lord: that's not a very nice thing to say
me the demon lord: that's not a very nice thing to say
January 25, 2026 at 9:59 AM
advisor: mistress the humans are revolting
me the demon lord: that's not a very nice thing to say
me the demon lord: that's not a very nice thing to say
rotc was a massive waste of time looking back on it.
January 24, 2026 at 9:11 AM
rotc was a massive waste of time looking back on it.
the return of spring and summer are personal attacks on me
January 24, 2026 at 9:05 AM
the return of spring and summer are personal attacks on me
the great thing about advice is how often it's terrible
January 23, 2026 at 10:48 PM
the great thing about advice is how often it's terrible
i can tell you the secret to success but then it wouldn't be a secret would it
January 23, 2026 at 2:08 AM
i can tell you the secret to success but then it wouldn't be a secret would it
guest: excited for the seahawks this year?
me: are they doing migration or something?
me: are they doing migration or something?
January 22, 2026 at 8:53 AM
guest: excited for the seahawks this year?
me: are they doing migration or something?
me: are they doing migration or something?
captains log. stardate whatever the fuck. it's 4am and im hungry.
January 20, 2026 at 12:26 PM
captains log. stardate whatever the fuck. it's 4am and im hungry.
my boss last week: why are we even working with these emergency housing non profits it's more trouble than it's worth
my boss today after receiving a $22,000 check from said programs: why aren't they sending us more people
my boss today after receiving a $22,000 check from said programs: why aren't they sending us more people
January 20, 2026 at 7:52 AM
my boss last week: why are we even working with these emergency housing non profits it's more trouble than it's worth
my boss today after receiving a $22,000 check from said programs: why aren't they sending us more people
my boss today after receiving a $22,000 check from said programs: why aren't they sending us more people
you think yourself my match? then prove it: swipe right
January 19, 2026 at 2:07 PM
you think yourself my match? then prove it: swipe right
bind -> bound
find -> found
grind -> ground
wind -> wound
mind -> mound
find -> found
grind -> ground
wind -> wound
mind -> mound
January 16, 2026 at 12:58 PM
bind -> bound
find -> found
grind -> ground
wind -> wound
mind -> mound
find -> found
grind -> ground
wind -> wound
mind -> mound
as a child someone asked if i wanted to meet their dog. i was expecting a regular dog but instead got some kind of toy breed
i was very disappointed and called it a ratdog and that is what i call them to this day
i was very disappointed and called it a ratdog and that is what i call them to this day
January 16, 2026 at 9:44 AM
as a child someone asked if i wanted to meet their dog. i was expecting a regular dog but instead got some kind of toy breed
i was very disappointed and called it a ratdog and that is what i call them to this day
i was very disappointed and called it a ratdog and that is what i call them to this day
i gotta tell you that i have never once received or given the compliment "talented" as somehow meaning that ability or skill was unearned
however going forward i will call people untalented at every opportunity. nice drawing you talentless piece of shit keep up the good work.
however going forward i will call people untalented at every opportunity. nice drawing you talentless piece of shit keep up the good work.
January 15, 2026 at 8:47 AM
i gotta tell you that i have never once received or given the compliment "talented" as somehow meaning that ability or skill was unearned
however going forward i will call people untalented at every opportunity. nice drawing you talentless piece of shit keep up the good work.
however going forward i will call people untalented at every opportunity. nice drawing you talentless piece of shit keep up the good work.
you must rise to meet the occasion. you must bow politely to the occasion. you must exchange business cards with the occasion.
you must introduce yourself to the occasion.
you must shake the occasions hand and ask for its name.
you must thank the occasion for meeting you on such short notice.
you must introduce yourself to the occasion.
you must shake the occasions hand and ask for its name.
you must thank the occasion for meeting you on such short notice.
January 15, 2026 at 6:28 AM
you must rise to meet the occasion. you must bow politely to the occasion. you must exchange business cards with the occasion.
you must introduce yourself to the occasion.
you must shake the occasions hand and ask for its name.
you must thank the occasion for meeting you on such short notice.
you must introduce yourself to the occasion.
you must shake the occasions hand and ask for its name.
you must thank the occasion for meeting you on such short notice.
what level of anxiety is making calendar reminders to apologize to people
January 15, 2026 at 4:51 AM
what level of anxiety is making calendar reminders to apologize to people
cartoonishly evil country
January 14, 2026 at 7:08 PM
cartoonishly evil country