Morticia mouse
@theroguerodent.bsky.social
Me and my mice are in your walls feed us 🐁😌
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She fraggles on my rock until I'm a muppet
January 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
She fraggles on my rock until I'm a muppet
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Sorry I peed on the floor 😔 I'm not house broken
December 20, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Sorry I peed on the floor 😔 I'm not house broken
One time long time ago I went to the bar with my bestfriend and on our way in a women stopped me on the street to tell me how gooooood her food was on the plate she was carrying and me being the people pleaser I am
December 16, 2024 at 2:01 AM
One time long time ago I went to the bar with my bestfriend and on our way in a women stopped me on the street to tell me how gooooood her food was on the plate she was carrying and me being the people pleaser I am
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A clown is never late, nor is he early, he is silly precisely when he means to.
#clown #meme #clownmeme #lotr #clowncore
#clown #meme #clownmeme #lotr #clowncore
December 7, 2024 at 2:02 PM
A clown is never late, nor is he early, he is silly precisely when he means to.
#clown #meme #clownmeme #lotr #clowncore
#clown #meme #clownmeme #lotr #clowncore
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December 7, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Anyone else super triggered by the response “k” idk what it is about it that just immediately sucks the fun outta things for me
December 5, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Anyone else super triggered by the response “k” idk what it is about it that just immediately sucks the fun outta things for me
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I was always taught if your ugly inside doesn’t matter if your pretty on the outside that ugliness inside seeps out your pours and changes your appearance
December 4, 2024 at 3:30 PM
I was always taught if your ugly inside doesn’t matter if your pretty on the outside that ugliness inside seeps out your pours and changes your appearance
The best part of waking up is folding her up like a slut
Or whatever Folgers said
Or whatever Folgers said
December 3, 2024 at 6:18 PM
The best part of waking up is folding her up like a slut
Or whatever Folgers said
Or whatever Folgers said
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[at food truck]
Me: "May I get a bowl of the Chicken Pho?"
Waiter: "Yes, you wanna spoon?"
Me: "Sure, what time do you get off?"
Me: "May I get a bowl of the Chicken Pho?"
Waiter: "Yes, you wanna spoon?"
Me: "Sure, what time do you get off?"
December 3, 2024 at 5:08 PM
[at food truck]
Me: "May I get a bowl of the Chicken Pho?"
Waiter: "Yes, you wanna spoon?"
Me: "Sure, what time do you get off?"
Me: "May I get a bowl of the Chicken Pho?"
Waiter: "Yes, you wanna spoon?"
Me: "Sure, what time do you get off?"
I’ll be hella social for like a week then go back into isolation for a month to regather myself from all my hard work
December 3, 2024 at 2:43 PM
I’ll be hella social for like a week then go back into isolation for a month to regather myself from all my hard work
This app is giving twitter before that humanoid Roblox character got his hands on it
December 3, 2024 at 1:47 PM
This app is giving twitter before that humanoid Roblox character got his hands on it
When someone gives you the rest of their food do you assume it’s cause they didn’t want to bring their dish to the kitchen? or were you an only child?
December 3, 2024 at 4:55 AM
When someone gives you the rest of their food do you assume it’s cause they didn’t want to bring their dish to the kitchen? or were you an only child?
If your wondering who I am
a blue stuffed mouse says i 'm just a little mousey around the housey ..
ALT: a blue stuffed mouse says i 'm just a little mousey around the housey ..
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December 3, 2024 at 4:49 AM
If your wondering who I am