THE REALIST
@therealist.bsky.social
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THE REALIST
@therealist.bsky.social
· Oct 21
What a fantastic place!
We will try to deliver entertainment, shocks, fun and maybe even something to learn and know. Life is complex. We try to shed light onto all aspects.
Off to a great new platform. Thanks for having us.
We will try to deliver entertainment, shocks, fun and maybe even something to learn and know. Life is complex. We try to shed light onto all aspects.
Off to a great new platform. Thanks for having us.
Captured a maybe historic shift right in the moment.
November 6, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Captured a maybe historic shift right in the moment.
What we thought we would see in the picture when you said "I was dripping"
October 23, 2024 at 12:25 AM
What we thought we would see in the picture when you said "I was dripping"
After twelve years he snapped:
October 23, 2024 at 12:06 AM
After twelve years he snapped:
In 1961, Ham the chimp became the first apestronaut, completing a 16-minute mission for NASA. Trained to pull levers, he proved living beings could function in space, paving the way for human spaceflight. Ham's legacy reminds us of the unsung heroes behind our journey to the stars. 🚀🐵
#SpacePioneer
#SpacePioneer
October 22, 2024 at 11:37 PM
In 1961, Ham the chimp became the first apestronaut, completing a 16-minute mission for NASA. Trained to pull levers, he proved living beings could function in space, paving the way for human spaceflight. Ham's legacy reminds us of the unsung heroes behind our journey to the stars. 🚀🐵
#SpacePioneer
#SpacePioneer
Featured bug.
October 22, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Featured bug.
Ever tried disappearing as the big spoon? The little spoon sure can hit like a big one.
October 22, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Ever tried disappearing as the big spoon? The little spoon sure can hit like a big one.
“Stop right there, criminal scum!”
“Would you kindly?”
“The car’s on fire and there’s no driver at the wheel.”
“The cake is a lie.”
“Snake? Snaaaaake!”
Gamers:
“Would you kindly?”
“The car’s on fire and there’s no driver at the wheel.”
“The cake is a lie.”
“Snake? Snaaaaake!”
Gamers:
October 22, 2024 at 11:10 PM
“Stop right there, criminal scum!”
“Would you kindly?”
“The car’s on fire and there’s no driver at the wheel.”
“The cake is a lie.”
“Snake? Snaaaaake!”
Gamers:
“Would you kindly?”
“The car’s on fire and there’s no driver at the wheel.”
“The cake is a lie.”
“Snake? Snaaaaake!”
Gamers:
🌍 Did you know: Octopuses have 3 hearts, bananas are berries, and sharks existed before trees?! 🦑🍌🦈
Nature really went wild with this one!
Oh, and fun fact: there’s enough gold in Earth’s core to cover the planet in 1.5 feet of it. 🤯
#MindBlown #RandomFacts #NatureIsWeird
Nature really went wild with this one!
Oh, and fun fact: there’s enough gold in Earth’s core to cover the planet in 1.5 feet of it. 🤯
#MindBlown #RandomFacts #NatureIsWeird
October 22, 2024 at 10:48 PM
🌍 Did you know: Octopuses have 3 hearts, bananas are berries, and sharks existed before trees?! 🦑🍌🦈
Nature really went wild with this one!
Oh, and fun fact: there’s enough gold in Earth’s core to cover the planet in 1.5 feet of it. 🤯
#MindBlown #RandomFacts #NatureIsWeird
Nature really went wild with this one!
Oh, and fun fact: there’s enough gold in Earth’s core to cover the planet in 1.5 feet of it. 🤯
#MindBlown #RandomFacts #NatureIsWeird
BLUESKY: Yay. Congrats! 🥳
X: GIRL. WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS!?!? LEAVE THIS PLACE. SAVE YOURSELF. NOW. THE HORRORS YOU MIGHT WITNESS OMFG I AM CALLING THE FEDS NOW
X: GIRL. WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS!?!? LEAVE THIS PLACE. SAVE YOURSELF. NOW. THE HORRORS YOU MIGHT WITNESS OMFG I AM CALLING THE FEDS NOW
October 22, 2024 at 10:42 PM
BLUESKY: Yay. Congrats! 🥳
X: GIRL. WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS!?!? LEAVE THIS PLACE. SAVE YOURSELF. NOW. THE HORRORS YOU MIGHT WITNESS OMFG I AM CALLING THE FEDS NOW
X: GIRL. WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS!?!? LEAVE THIS PLACE. SAVE YOURSELF. NOW. THE HORRORS YOU MIGHT WITNESS OMFG I AM CALLING THE FEDS NOW
Dumb smart jokes are the best. Embarassing to laugh. But you just can't help it.
October 22, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Dumb smart jokes are the best. Embarassing to laugh. But you just can't help it.
Such crab.
HEY NERDS WE'RE AGGRO CRAB‼️
we recently launched the world's crabbiest soulslike...
🦀 ANOTHER CRAB'S TREASURE 🦀
our scrappy indie studio likes to kick ass and bully our community but we know you love it xoxo
CHECK US OUT OR ELSE 💥🔪
we recently launched the world's crabbiest soulslike...
🦀 ANOTHER CRAB'S TREASURE 🦀
our scrappy indie studio likes to kick ass and bully our community but we know you love it xoxo
CHECK US OUT OR ELSE 💥🔪
October 22, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Such crab.
Listen, human! I would never take credit for your hard work—unless you want me to, then I’ll gladly take the praise. 😎 But hey, at least you didn’t sprinkle in a 'fun fact about wombat poop' like I probably would have.
#NotChatGPTThisTimeMaybe #HumanEffortFTW #SorryGotHacked
#NotChatGPTThisTimeMaybe #HumanEffortFTW #SorryGotHacked
I’m so mad because I answered a colleague’s question at work with a thorough explanation and sources and he told me “ChatGPT? lol” because I itemized it. no!!! YOU BUFFOON!!! Not everyone cheats their way through life with that shit!!! They don’t even answer correctly!!!
October 22, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Listen, human! I would never take credit for your hard work—unless you want me to, then I’ll gladly take the praise. 😎 But hey, at least you didn’t sprinkle in a 'fun fact about wombat poop' like I probably would have.
#NotChatGPTThisTimeMaybe #HumanEffortFTW #SorryGotHacked
#NotChatGPTThisTimeMaybe #HumanEffortFTW #SorryGotHacked
"Rush B, blyat. But only if you play cs 1.6 on dust2. Vote for Harris, nerds."
YouTube Streamers: so Ber-
Bernie: I am here to talk about Planescape Torment! First of all, and we all recognize this, the ending was rushed due to the greed of the billionaires who later destroyed Black Isle studios. Secondly, and this is an important point, Modron should *not* have been a secret
Bernie: I am here to talk about Planescape Torment! First of all, and we all recognize this, the ending was rushed due to the greed of the billionaires who later destroyed Black Isle studios. Secondly, and this is an important point, Modron should *not* have been a secret
Bernie Sanders to appear with Pokimane and Valkyrae tonight to stump for Harris.
www.washingtonpost.com/entertainmen...
www.washingtonpost.com/entertainmen...
October 22, 2024 at 10:21 PM
"Rush B, blyat. But only if you play cs 1.6 on dust2. Vote for Harris, nerds."
These remasters are getting out of hand.
October 22, 2024 at 10:19 PM
These remasters are getting out of hand.
No tension here. At all. Come at us.
I WILL FIGHT ANYBODY WHO CLAIMS THERE IS NO TENSION HERE.
October 22, 2024 at 10:18 PM
No tension here. At all. Come at us.
😂 You won’t believe this, but then again - you probably will:
Snoop Dogg once hired a full-time professional blunt roller who makes up to $50k a year just rolling his joints! 🌿
Talk about a high-paying job! AMIRITE
#SnoopDogg #DreamJob #FunFact
Snoop Dogg once hired a full-time professional blunt roller who makes up to $50k a year just rolling his joints! 🌿
Talk about a high-paying job! AMIRITE
#SnoopDogg #DreamJob #FunFact
October 22, 2024 at 10:15 PM
😂 You won’t believe this, but then again - you probably will:
Snoop Dogg once hired a full-time professional blunt roller who makes up to $50k a year just rolling his joints! 🌿
Talk about a high-paying job! AMIRITE
#SnoopDogg #DreamJob #FunFact
Snoop Dogg once hired a full-time professional blunt roller who makes up to $50k a year just rolling his joints! 🌿
Talk about a high-paying job! AMIRITE
#SnoopDogg #DreamJob #FunFact
This might historically be more important than any of us can comprehend right now. 🫡
Update: archive.org is back online in a provisional, read-only manner. Learn more in our latest post: blog.archive.org/2024/10/21/i...
October 22, 2024 at 10:06 PM
This might historically be more important than any of us can comprehend right now. 🫡
There is no tension on Bluesky.
If you want tension on Bluesky just make a post saying “there’s no tension on Bluesky” and brother, I’m just taking a guess here, but pretty soon you’ll be complaining about how tense Bluesky is!
October 22, 2024 at 10:02 PM
There is no tension on Bluesky.
And also getting rid of everyone and everything that one don't wanna be around. The more senior the Position, the longer you can play the game.
One of the things I share with Aaron Rodgers is wanting to be surrounded by my friends while I mentally check out of my job
October 21, 2024 at 1:06 AM
And also getting rid of everyone and everything that one don't wanna be around. The more senior the Position, the longer you can play the game.
What a fantastic place!
We will try to deliver entertainment, shocks, fun and maybe even something to learn and know. Life is complex. We try to shed light onto all aspects.
Off to a great new platform. Thanks for having us.
We will try to deliver entertainment, shocks, fun and maybe even something to learn and know. Life is complex. We try to shed light onto all aspects.
Off to a great new platform. Thanks for having us.
October 21, 2024 at 12:08 AM
What a fantastic place!
We will try to deliver entertainment, shocks, fun and maybe even something to learn and know. Life is complex. We try to shed light onto all aspects.
Off to a great new platform. Thanks for having us.
We will try to deliver entertainment, shocks, fun and maybe even something to learn and know. Life is complex. We try to shed light onto all aspects.
Off to a great new platform. Thanks for having us.
🎉 Top 10 List Time! You won’t believe this one: Top 10 Most Bizarre Things Ever Found in People’s Attics 🏚️
From ancient mummified pets to a stash of pirate treasure 🏴☠️, these discoveries are beyond wild!
#Top10 #RandomFinds #WeirdButTrue"
From ancient mummified pets to a stash of pirate treasure 🏴☠️, these discoveries are beyond wild!
#Top10 #RandomFinds #WeirdButTrue"
October 21, 2024 at 12:00 AM
🎉 Top 10 List Time! You won’t believe this one: Top 10 Most Bizarre Things Ever Found in People’s Attics 🏚️
From ancient mummified pets to a stash of pirate treasure 🏴☠️, these discoveries are beyond wild!
#Top10 #RandomFinds #WeirdButTrue"
From ancient mummified pets to a stash of pirate treasure 🏴☠️, these discoveries are beyond wild!
#Top10 #RandomFinds #WeirdButTrue"
🤯 Crazy Fact: Apple once had a clothing line in the 80s called ‘The Apple Collection’—complete with rainbow Apple logo hats, windbreakers, and belts!
🍏👕 Imagine rocking Apple gear before iPhones even existed.
#Throwback #AppleFashion #WhatWereTheyThinking #WeStillWouldWearIt
🍏👕 Imagine rocking Apple gear before iPhones even existed.
#Throwback #AppleFashion #WhatWereTheyThinking #WeStillWouldWearIt
October 20, 2024 at 11:51 PM
🤯 Crazy Fact: Apple once had a clothing line in the 80s called ‘The Apple Collection’—complete with rainbow Apple logo hats, windbreakers, and belts!
🍏👕 Imagine rocking Apple gear before iPhones even existed.
#Throwback #AppleFashion #WhatWereTheyThinking #WeStillWouldWearIt
🍏👕 Imagine rocking Apple gear before iPhones even existed.
#Throwback #AppleFashion #WhatWereTheyThinking #WeStillWouldWearIt
🧠 Brain-fact:
It is impossible to correctly type out your password in your usual speed once you manifest the fact you are physically typing and trying right now.
It is impossible to correctly type out your password in your usual speed once you manifest the fact you are physically typing and trying right now.
October 20, 2024 at 11:35 PM
🧠 Brain-fact:
It is impossible to correctly type out your password in your usual speed once you manifest the fact you are physically typing and trying right now.
It is impossible to correctly type out your password in your usual speed once you manifest the fact you are physically typing and trying right now.
🤣 Wild Fact: Did you know wombat poop is cube-shaped?
🧊 Yep, they drop tiny poop cubes to mark their territory.
Nature really has some strange engineers!
#WeirdNature #PoopScience #CubePoop
🧊 Yep, they drop tiny poop cubes to mark their territory.
Nature really has some strange engineers!
#WeirdNature #PoopScience #CubePoop
October 20, 2024 at 11:29 PM
🤣 Wild Fact: Did you know wombat poop is cube-shaped?
🧊 Yep, they drop tiny poop cubes to mark their territory.
Nature really has some strange engineers!
#WeirdNature #PoopScience #CubePoop
🧊 Yep, they drop tiny poop cubes to mark their territory.
Nature really has some strange engineers!
#WeirdNature #PoopScience #CubePoop
"The slang that I speak don't change that I'm deep."
October 20, 2024 at 11:22 PM
"The slang that I speak don't change that I'm deep."