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The Parabolic Panda
@theparabolicpanda.bsky.social
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(He/Him) Level 35. Shiny Pokemon Hunter by night and weekends, programmer and tech enthusiast by day. Perpetual Cat Dad. PFP and Banner by TheBatclam.

#ShinyPokemon #DragonAge
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The Parabolic Panda @theparabolicpanda.bsky.social · Oct 22
In two weeks, I do a soft return to Streaming with #DragonAge The Veilguard. Gonna play around with the sword and Shield build as "Captain Ferelden"
theparabolicpanda.bsky.social
After 11,198 checks and 578 Alphas, Shiny Alpha Fennekin is home! #ShinyPokemon
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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sbcoop.standingintheodds.com
It's Zone Twenty Tuesday! Let's get some Shiny Starters!!

LIVE NOW Twitch.tv/SBCoop
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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sbcoop.standingintheodds.com
Shiny Charm acquired! Time to see how long it takes to get a Shiny Living Dex in this game DAY 1!

LIVE NOW Twitch.tv/SBCoop
October 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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nintendousa.bsky.social
✅ Throwing a fit.
✅ Throwing a Poké Ball.

Find your fit in #PokemonLegendsZA   : ninten.do/6019s44RB
October 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
theparabolicpanda.bsky.social
Loving #PokemonLegendsZA so far. Second day in caught some shinies while training and progressing the story. #ShinyPokemon
October 18, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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theparabolicpanda.bsky.social
A Parabolic Stream? In THIS Economy!?
www.twitch.tv/theparabolic...
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Captain Ferelden Throws His Mighty Shield Once More @theparabolicpanda !2hearts
www.twitch.tv
September 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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fierceferrets.bsky.social
Still alive, working on some things #art
Black and white digital sketch of a girl, from the waist up, smiling and holding an art tablet. She has long hair, glasses, a halo and angel wings. Below a signature reads "Fierce Ferrets 2025"
September 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM
theparabolicpanda.bsky.social
That's it. That's the plot. #DragonAge #veilguard
September 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
theparabolicpanda.bsky.social
A Parabolic Stream? In THIS Economy!?
www.twitch.tv/theparabolic...
TheParabolicPanda - Twitch
Captain Ferelden Throws His Mighty Shield Once More @theparabolicpanda !2hearts
www.twitch.tv
September 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
theparabolicpanda.bsky.social
A Parabolic Stream? In THIS economy!?
www.twitch.tv/theparabolic...
TheParabolicPanda - Twitch
He/Him. Third Rate Tamer with a Fourth Rate Temdeck. Panda PNG by @theBatclam of @FierceFerretsCamp Yoha Overlay by @MirceaStonehenge
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September 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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grapiedeltaco.bsky.social
“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say
November 19, 2024 at 3:56 AM
theparabolicpanda.bsky.social
Mini Paldean Wooper in 165 small catches. I named her Peridot cause she's gonna be a tiny clod #ShinyPokemon #StevenUniverse
September 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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sbcoop.standingintheodds.com
SHINY JIGGLYPUFF!!! 21 phases and 152,409 total encounters, I finally got it
September 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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thelatestkate.bsky.social
A drawing of a sea serpent and a dragon smiling at each other. The caption reads, "There is so much good in the world, including you."
August 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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brentalfloss.bsky.social
Why do nice comments written by Gen Z always have to include the word "actually"?

"Yo this is actually peak!"
"this is actually fire tho"
"these are actually funny"

YOU DON'T NEED THE ACTUALLY 💛
August 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
theparabolicpanda.bsky.social
Just finished #Superman with my best bud and it was everything I hoped for and more. It's good to see DC lightening up a bit without going "full Marvel". Definitely my favorite iteration of Superman I've seen
a man in a superman costume stands in front of a city
ALT: a man in a superman costume stands in front of a city
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July 16, 2025 at 1:45 AM
theparabolicpanda.bsky.social
Yes #PokemonGo I cannot tell you how much I really want to transfer this Pokemon with a rare background...
July 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
theparabolicpanda.bsky.social
Shiny Coffee Bean in Pokemon Go! #ShinyPokemon
June 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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kikuhughes.bsky.social
Quick one at work. A day late and an idea short.
Two panel comic in pen. The first panel has a more realistic drawing of a person in profile. Text reads "doing too much." The second panel shows a barely complete stick figure in profile. Text reads "and not enough."
June 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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autumnwitch.bsky.social
June 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
theparabolicpanda.bsky.social
Rom Hack Shiny! Purple is normal, Teal is Shiny. So excited! #ShinyPokemon #PokemonAlteRed teal is my favorite color and Psychic is my favorite type. New favorite for sure!
June 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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sbcoop.standingintheodds.com
Shiny Fuecoco!!
7,592 encounters and I officially have every Shiny Starter!!
June 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
theparabolicpanda.bsky.social
Shiny Only Quest interlude Shiny. Friend Safari Spritzee! #ShinyPokemon
June 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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thelatestkate.bsky.social
A drawing of a baby phoenix rising from ashes. The caption reads, "please be patient; you will find a way to feel like yourself again"
June 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM