theonebmiller.bsky.social
@theonebmiller.bsky.social
September 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I know it’s a personal issue, but I don’t like the tone in which my Apple Watch asks “Are YOU walking???!?!”
September 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
How would you know who stole the cookie from the cookie jar unless you were there?

Who me? Yes You.

Couldn’t be! Then who?

Man ion eem know. I was at nap time.
September 22, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Phrases from 1997
I’m going to sizzler for dinner.
September 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
3,5,11
What’s y’all favorite top 3 pair of Jordan’s?

It’s 1, 5, and 11 for me
#SneakerSky
September 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Pure Energy
September 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I came into A Boat load of vinyl and now I’m pretty sure I have a new hobby.

Cc: @pitbullinpearls.bsky.social
September 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Reading the comments and realizing that i COMPLETELY misunderstood this…
August 31, 2025 at 5:15 PM
At Howard.
When did you get your first black male teacher?
August 30, 2025 at 5:37 AM
@pitbullinpearls.bsky.social has been on brand for YEARS. It’s clearly a way of life.
August 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Need to leave it in a lil while longer..
Something you’ll say in the bedroom and the kitchen?
August 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I, in an act of bravery, am finally ready to step out and live my truth.

I like the Boyz II Men version “Stand the Rain” better than New Edition’s.

Please respect my privacy at this time.
August 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Just as a reminder, “Can We Talk?” Is barely a top 3 song on that album and it’s definitely not TC’s best song ever.
July 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Die Hard 4 is the best one. Dont @ me.
July 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
ASSEMBLE !!!
June 19, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Life Lesson - You can’t always expect the same result just because you do the same thing as someone else.

The Moon sets too, but nobody admires it like a Sunset.

#FakeDeepQuotes
May 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Friendly reminder that it is divine alignment that Whiskey and Weekend have the same number of letters.

Do with that what you will.
May 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I’m of the opinion that Women are choosing the bear, because the bear isn’t choosing to fight the Gorilla.
April 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The Way You Move >>>>> Hey Ya!!
April 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Random Elementary school memory:

Hannah is a palindrome!

It was a story about kids calling the new girl a Palindrome without explaining what it was and she was about to crash out.
April 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
A poem for my educators.

Cats have claws,
Jars have lids.
When is Spring Break?
Cuz FTK….
March 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Random Nerd question. If time passes slowly in the Quantum Realm, why is Hanks wife the same age as Hank after being there for so long?
March 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I wonder if Aliens are on other planets like “Earth must be in Retrograde again…”
March 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Remember when it was culturally acceptable to mind your business? Let’s get back to that.
March 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Hey TL, do what you do !!
March 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM