TheNakedReader
@thenakedreader.bsky.social
📚🐈🏳️🌈👨❤️👨🔞🇨🇦🏳️⚧️🍉 he/him
Gay, nudist, exhibitionist, literature nerd. Not always in that order
Gay, nudist, exhibitionist, literature nerd. Not always in that order
“All such restrictions, every such rule that reared its head, came from my parents. And now I had nothing more to do with them. But when you open the birdcage, the bird will always need time to realise it's free to fly.”
January 11, 2026 at 7:35 PM
“All such restrictions, every such rule that reared its head, came from my parents. And now I had nothing more to do with them. But when you open the birdcage, the bird will always need time to realise it's free to fly.”
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What a horny little book
January 4, 2026 at 6:33 PM
What a horny little book
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November 4, 2025 at 4:17 AM
“I'm alone among the full ashtrays and empty glasses, the remains of a successful birthday celebration. One by one, I undo the knots on the balloons, bring them to my lips, and inhale your breath.”
The queer longing and heartache in @lawrenceschimel.bsky.social ‘s lines make me just 🫠🫠
The queer longing and heartache in @lawrenceschimel.bsky.social ‘s lines make me just 🫠🫠
January 4, 2026 at 5:04 PM
“I'm alone among the full ashtrays and empty glasses, the remains of a successful birthday celebration. One by one, I undo the knots on the balloons, bring them to my lips, and inhale your breath.”
The queer longing and heartache in @lawrenceschimel.bsky.social ‘s lines make me just 🫠🫠
The queer longing and heartache in @lawrenceschimel.bsky.social ‘s lines make me just 🫠🫠
"’Nothing you see here is actually what it appears to be’…’Do you mean the thing inside us and the thing outside us are the same thing?'”
This is my first Can Xue and it is such a surreal and wild ride. As I read I often ask myself if I had an edible earlier and just forgot 🧐😵💫
This is my first Can Xue and it is such a surreal and wild ride. As I read I often ask myself if I had an edible earlier and just forgot 🧐😵💫
January 3, 2026 at 1:25 PM
"’Nothing you see here is actually what it appears to be’…’Do you mean the thing inside us and the thing outside us are the same thing?'”
This is my first Can Xue and it is such a surreal and wild ride. As I read I often ask myself if I had an edible earlier and just forgot 🧐😵💫
This is my first Can Xue and it is such a surreal and wild ride. As I read I often ask myself if I had an edible earlier and just forgot 🧐😵💫
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what should my 2026 reading goal be? I was thinking 16 books!
January 1, 2026 at 4:03 PM
what should my 2026 reading goal be? I was thinking 16 books!
Turns out Storygraph has an end-of-year 2025 wrap after all, so here’s some stuff from mine! Plus a nude to stay on brand lol. (Also, if you want to follow me on there, I’m @chrispy_krunch 😉)
December 31, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Turns out Storygraph has an end-of-year 2025 wrap after all, so here’s some stuff from mine! Plus a nude to stay on brand lol. (Also, if you want to follow me on there, I’m @chrispy_krunch 😉)
“The past exists to us, but it doesn't exist in itself. What's important is the way we relate to it. And the way we relate to things is something we can change.”
I know many of you had a shitty 2025, so this made me think of you. I wish you all brighter days ahead! Naked hugs and kisses! 🫂🥰😘
I know many of you had a shitty 2025, so this made me think of you. I wish you all brighter days ahead! Naked hugs and kisses! 🫂🥰😘
December 31, 2025 at 11:33 AM
“The past exists to us, but it doesn't exist in itself. What's important is the way we relate to it. And the way we relate to things is something we can change.”
I know many of you had a shitty 2025, so this made me think of you. I wish you all brighter days ahead! Naked hugs and kisses! 🫂🥰😘
I know many of you had a shitty 2025, so this made me think of you. I wish you all brighter days ahead! Naked hugs and kisses! 🫂🥰😘
So grateful for friends like @gearguyto.bsky.social 🥰
December 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
So grateful for friends like @gearguyto.bsky.social 🥰
In 2026 I want to have more friends like these guys! I want more naked hangs, naked adventures, and buddies who insist on fun naked photos!
Taken 8 years ago today, perhaps the best photo ever taken of me.
December 29, 2025 at 12:48 PM
In 2026 I want to have more friends like these guys! I want more naked hangs, naked adventures, and buddies who insist on fun naked photos!
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Excuse me ? Does anyone know the muffin man? 🤔💁🏾♂️🙄🤭
December 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Excuse me ? Does anyone know the muffin man? 🤔💁🏾♂️🙄🤭
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Catch up on some reading these holidays?
📸: @redhot100.bsky.social
📸: @redhot100.bsky.social
December 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Catch up on some reading these holidays?
📸: @redhot100.bsky.social
📸: @redhot100.bsky.social
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What if instead of Fat Cock Friday it was Fiction Cover Friday and we posted the books we’re reading? 🤔 (with background cock, obviously) #fcf
December 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
What if instead of Fat Cock Friday it was Fiction Cover Friday and we posted the books we’re reading? 🤔 (with background cock, obviously) #fcf
I got these for Jólabókaflóðið last night and for Christmas this morning. The in-laws know me so well lol (although I have already read the Tanizaki, but I’m always happy to have different editions).
I think I know what I’ll do for the rest of the day! 🤓
I think I know what I’ll do for the rest of the day! 🤓
December 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I got these for Jólabókaflóðið last night and for Christmas this morning. The in-laws know me so well lol (although I have already read the Tanizaki, but I’m always happy to have different editions).
I think I know what I’ll do for the rest of the day! 🤓
I think I know what I’ll do for the rest of the day! 🤓
A throwback to October when I started this, since I *finally* finished it today. Thought I’d post it since finishing a Pynchon always feels like an achievement.
And Merry Christmas everyone! 🥳
And Merry Christmas everyone! 🥳
December 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
A throwback to October when I started this, since I *finally* finished it today. Thought I’d post it since finishing a Pynchon always feels like an achievement.
And Merry Christmas everyone! 🥳
And Merry Christmas everyone! 🥳
“The woman dies. She dies to provide a plot twist. She dies to develop the narrative. She dies for cathartic effect. She dies because no one could think of what else to do with her. Dies because there weren't any better story ideas around.”
Sidenote: when at the in-laws, the only naked time is 6am 😜
Sidenote: when at the in-laws, the only naked time is 6am 😜
December 24, 2025 at 12:09 PM
“The woman dies. She dies to provide a plot twist. She dies to develop the narrative. She dies for cathartic effect. She dies because no one could think of what else to do with her. Dies because there weren't any better story ideas around.”
Sidenote: when at the in-laws, the only naked time is 6am 😜
Sidenote: when at the in-laws, the only naked time is 6am 😜
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“We spend our lives trying to become ourselves. Few people ever succeed.”
December 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
“We spend our lives trying to become ourselves. Few people ever succeed.”
Happy FCF, everyone! My winter break starts today and I’m so excited! I can finally catch up with some of the books I’ve been meaning to read!
December 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Happy FCF, everyone! My winter break starts today and I’m so excited! I can finally catch up with some of the books I’ve been meaning to read!
"We're not perverts, we're labourers in the dream factory!"
December 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
"We're not perverts, we're labourers in the dream factory!"
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Beholder by @ryanlasala.bsky.social This book takes you on a journey of family, love and discovering one's self. All the while reflecting these images back at you. What do you see in your own reflection?
It is quite difficult to describe this book without spoiling it, so just go read it. #read
It is quite difficult to describe this book without spoiling it, so just go read it. #read
December 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Beholder by @ryanlasala.bsky.social This book takes you on a journey of family, love and discovering one's self. All the while reflecting these images back at you. What do you see in your own reflection?
It is quite difficult to describe this book without spoiling it, so just go read it. #read
It is quite difficult to describe this book without spoiling it, so just go read it. #read
Was absolutely feral today! I figured this kind of procrastination was more fun than getting some work done 😁
December 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Was absolutely feral today! I figured this kind of procrastination was more fun than getting some work done 😁
“Apocalypse! What a silly word. I can tell you there's no word like it in Ojibwe…Our world isn't ending. It already ended. It ended when the Zhaagnaash came into our original home down south on that bay and took it from us.”
December 6, 2025 at 1:50 PM
“Apocalypse! What a silly word. I can tell you there's no word like it in Ojibwe…Our world isn't ending. It already ended. It ended when the Zhaagnaash came into our original home down south on that bay and took it from us.”