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Kaylin
@themselftheelf.bsky.social
Bitches aint shit, I’m bitches
Guitar, drums, estrogen 🏳️‍⚧️
I like magic cards too much
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Upstairs neighbor is playing somewhere over the rainbow on ukulele for the last ten minutes. I live under tumblr in 2008. Please kill me please.
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Fuck. I don’t think I’m doing so good.
November 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I have so much anger over how my position was handled at work and this smug mother fucker just gets to carry on like the most friendly man on earth and I have to sit and struggle. I hate pompous male managers with inflated egos. I want awful things to happen to this man.
November 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Can’t even call your manager a dick without getting written up these days. Weak bitches I tell ya.
November 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
If you do injections you should definitely pick up a box of Pokemon bandaids. I never look at which one I grab for a fun surprise and today I literally screamed. Fuckin love this guy.
November 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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I’m crying
November 16, 2025 at 1:32 PM
My friend and I were playing yugioh on the porch and an older kid in the neighborhood saw us and came over with a ziplock bag of magic cards for us. I saw avatar of woe and I was hooked.
What's the lore behind you getting into @magic.wizards.com?

#WOTCstaff
November 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
My uncle is a US catholic bishop. Fucking guy.
12 Nov 2025 -- U.S. Catholic bishops overwhelmingly vote to officially ban all affirming care for trans patients at Catholic hospitals. More than one in seven patients in the U.S. are treated each day at Catholic hospitals. @rikiwilchins.bsky.social
U.S. bishops officially ban gender-affirming care at Catholic hospitals
The bishops' decision formalizes a yearslong process for the U.S. church to address transgender health care. They also approved a special message on immigration, expressing concern over enforcement an...
www.npr.org
November 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Sitting in my feelings tonight and really wanna be done with that
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
It was my first day back at work and my shoulders are so sore now 😭 I’ll give anyone anything for a shoulder massage I swear
November 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Granny crafts and bein a lil freak tonight I got the tea steeping and everything
November 12, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Some of my favorite copies of my favorite card. Alpha, beta, and signed unlimited are so cool but the foil Rebecca Guay art from masques will always be my favorite. The Frazetta secret lair is also up there, I love his artwork.
November 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
My upstairs neighbors fuck like it’s the end of days and it makes my ceiling creek and shake like an old wooden ship. I want awful things to happen to them.
November 7, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Fuckin GOT EM
November 7, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Going through my clothes and forgot I bought this skirt about a year before coming out. Fuck I love this skirt.
November 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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I need to take the trash out but my neighbor is outside.

- an introvert’s dilemma
November 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Hey @magic.wizards.com 👋 you got another apology or clarification for those hundreds of artists who've publicly said they won't fuck with you anymore if you use gen "AI" in your games?
November 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
After a month of dead end phone calls, paper work and appointments I’m finally getting paid while on my leave. Celebrating with some mengu cube and 2-1’d with a fun lil channel deck ☺️ I’m so relieved
November 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Make sure you vote today! I’m hoping Minneapolis can finally get rid of the dipshit mayor boy we’ve been stuck with.
November 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
My parents came to visit and it was really nice. My mom made me brought me some chili and an onion and my dad brought me a cooler of beer he doesn’t like. Honestly perfect ☺️
November 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
My electrolysist gave me a handful of corn after my appointment today. I love him.
November 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
My tire is flat but my ass is fat. I’m crying I can’t afford this hahaha
November 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM
It’s cool it’s cool the graveyard alone was fun
Anyone wanna hang in a graveyard tonight?
November 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM