The Money Cruncher, CPA
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The Money Cruncher, CPA
@themoneycruncher.bsky.social
A licensed CPA talking about personal finance.

I write http://TheCrunch.co for 10,700 readers

Not a financial/tax advice
People often ask “How do you invest your 401k?”

I do 100% into Vanguard Institutional 500 Index Trust ($VFFSX)

It has a 0.01% expense ratio

One of the best S&P 500 funds out there.
April 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Nvidia's CEO is avoiding $5 billion in taxes.

How? By using sophisticated tax strategies 99% of people have never heard of.

Here's how it works:
February 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
11 ways to save on taxes:

1. Max retirement contributions
2. Mega Backdoor Roth
3. Roth IRA/Backdoor Roth
4. Optimize charitable donations (stock/DAF)
5. Tax Loss Harvest
6. Tax Gain Harvest
7. Roth Conversions
8. T-bills instead of HYSA
9. Maximize HSA
10. 529 plan
11. Buy real estate
February 18, 2025 at 1:44 PM
If you earn $150,000 W-2, you will pay $25,247 in federal taxes.

If you contribute just $5,000 to a traditional 401(k), your federal taxes drop to $24,047.

That’s $1,200 in deferred taxes.

401(k) is not a scam.
February 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
How should you prioritize your money?

Here’s a general rule of thumb:

1. Build emergency fund
2. Get a 401k/403b match
3. Pay off high interest debt (8%+)
4. ESPP
5. HSA
6. Roth IRA
7. Max out 401k/403b
8. Mega Backdoor Roth
9. Pay off medium debt (4-8%) or taxable brokerage
February 17, 2025 at 2:14 PM
The IRS received 23,589,000 tax returns for the week ending Feb 7, 2025.

In the prior year, it received 25,553,000 tax returns.

This is a drop of 7.7%, or ~1.9M tax returns.

Fewer people are filing their 2024 tax returns vs 2023 so far.
February 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Growth of $5,000 since 2016:

High yield savings account - $6,362

$VTI (Total US Market ETF) - $16,672

You must invest to protect your money from inflation & build wealth.
February 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM
How to make your child a millionaire:

- Invest $200/mo in a 529 plan.
- By age 18, they can have ~$90,000 to pay for college tax-free.
- As soon as they have income (summer job), invest $550/mo until age 23 in a Roth IRA, then stop.
- By age 65, they can have a $1M portfolio tax-free (8% return)
February 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
My entire $250,000+ brokerage portfolio is invested in just 2 ETFs.

$VTI (20.38% 1y, 0.03% expense ratio) and $VGT (21.36% 1y, 0.09% expense ratio)

That's all I buy.

Stop overcomplicating your investments. Keep it simple & watch the fees.
February 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Many people don't want to get rich slowly.

Instead, they buy meme coins, day trade, or invest in penny stocks.

In 99% of the cases, they realize that it’s a losing game.

You can skip all that and just buy good ETFs instead (e.g. $VTI).
February 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
If you contribute to a 401(k), you MUST know this:

Vesting schedule.

In simple terms, this means how long you need to work until the employer's match is truly yours (your contributions are always yours)

You don't want to quit a job 10 days before you get "cliff" vested...
February 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I saw someone celebrating a $15,258 refund.

But it’s nothing to celebrate.

You gave the IRS a 0% interest loan for $15,258 throughout the year.

That’s $680 you could’ve earned with a 4.5% HYSA instead in a year. Adjust your W-4.
February 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Tomorrow I’m sharing how to file your own taxes for under $20, regardless of how much money you made or how complex it is (rentals or business income), in my free newsletter.

Link in bio.
February 8, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I ditched my savings account 1.5 years ago.

I use Vanguard Money Market Funds instead.

Their yields:
• Treasury 4.26% $VUSXX (state/local tax exempt)
• Muni 2.08% $VMSXX (federal tax exempt)
• Federal 4.28% $VMFXX

Fidelity/Schwab have their own MMFs.
February 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
If you don't know where to invest, look at $VTI. $100 of it gets you:

> Apple - $6.65
> Microsoft - $5.51
> Nvidia - $5.49
> Amazon - $3.65
> Meta - $2.24

And $76.46 worth of 3,604 other U.S. stocks with a 0.03% expense ratio.
February 6, 2025 at 2:09 PM
If you make $150,000 in W-2 in 2025 you will pay:

• $25,247 fed tax
• $11,475 payroll tax

If you make $150,000 from long term capital gains/qdividends, you will pay:

• $12,998 fed tax

Almost 3 times less tax. The tax code favors investors.
February 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
The national average savings account yield is 0.55%.

Yet the 4 week Treasury Bills are paying ~4.32% and no state/local taxes. Buy from Treasury Direct.

Or explore a Treasury ETF (i.e. $SGOV) or Treasury MMF (i.e $VUSXX)

Don't let banks rip you off.
February 3, 2025 at 2:02 PM
For those of you with modest incomes:

Long-term capital gains on stocks/ETFs can be taxed at 0%.

This means that you can harvest (sell then re-buy) these stocks/ETFs to increase your cost basis & pay less federal taxes in the future.

(might be subject to state tax)
February 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Big misconception about Roth IRAs:

"I don't want ALL my money to be locked up until 59 ½"

That's not true.

You can always withdraw contributions (money you put in) at any time without penalty or taxes from a Roth IRA.
February 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
4 ways to invest for your child:

1. 529 plan - tax-free growth and withdrawals for education
2. Roth IRA - if your child has earned income (good for business owners)
3. Brokerage - liquid & cheap funds (i.e $VTI 0.03% cost)
4. Trusts (for $$$$ net worth, avoid estate tax)
January 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I personally know someone who declined a promotion because the increase would’ve bumped him from the 12% tax bracket to 22%.

FYI - going into the next marginal tax bracket only means the money in that specific range is taxed at that higher rate, not all of it
January 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Republicans on the House Budget Committee just revealed 45 potential tax law changes.

I reviewed them all so that you don't have to.

Here's everything you need to know:
January 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
The goal is not to minimize taxes, but to maximize after-tax return.

For example, a 0.01% HYSA gives almost no return after taxes, while a 4% HYSA, even after taxes, can still leave you with ~3%.

The higher yield results in more money overall, despite paying more in tax.
January 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Big mistake beginners make with a Roth IRA:

Not investing within the account.

It happens more often than you might think:
January 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM
If you want to retire at 65, you need to save at least 15% of your salary starting at age 25 per Fidelity.

That 15% should be used to:

1. Maximize your employer’s 401k match
2. Pay off any credit card debt
3. ESPP (if you have)
4. HSA
5. Roth IRA
January 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM