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Michelle
@thelyingskirt.bsky.social
✨Gaaaaaayyyyyeeeeelor!

✨A lot going on at the moment but I forgot what it all was.

✨Just here for the vibes honestly
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Hi you guys it’s me Michelle from the old Hairpin Drops Podcast account!! I’ve rebranded okay please don’t forget me and all my banger bloops 🫶🏻
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"nobody who is actually GAY (hard g) would be that cringe and have THAT art on their wall!!"

hair-pins, emily dickinson, and pronoun swaps are too subtle to be real gay signs, and this is too "loud", gaylors delusional as usual. gotcha.

the man wall represents swifties talking about gays confirmed
December 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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and this comment lmao
December 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The place we’re having breakfast at today has an address of 8338 😅 gaylor is all around us 🙏🏻
December 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Kissing on the chin like that is what they taught us in middle school/high school theater just btw
Do you like kissing me?
Sure.
December 20, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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“who are we talking about now?” “travis, your boyfriend”

they ask “do you have a man?” i can still say “i don’t remember”
December 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
What do hets think of the love wins art??
December 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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The date. Is. FASCINATING. The hashtags are regarding mass violence against queer communities…. yea
December 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
This is actually wild. They’re so far behind. Like the patience of Taylor to still carry these fans along with the story 😭 I would’ve screamed by now like at least twice probably
December 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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I truly cannot believe she taught her audience about breaking the parallax and then had a piece of art about breaking the parallax that depicts her entire performance art — look past Miss Americana and you’ll see the gay.

Like. Someone sedate me.
Chat is this real?!!!?? (I don’t have Disney and refuse to pay so someone help)
December 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Love wins y’all (this is her house)😭☠️
December 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Wait what the fuck about the private jet. That’s been a HUGE focus on TnT though!! Like whether she’d fly back for the Super Bowl or not. Jetgate and her emissions. Jetgate pt 2 when she cease and desist-ed that jet tracking account. Is this part of burningitdownlor???
December 19, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Taylor skips (gallops) like a horse girl
December 19, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I should tell you guys that I deeply resonate with Kip because I too have been a gay smoothie maker who has dated a customer. I also added banana to every smoothie I made for myself. But it was high school and a Jamba so like not a fairytale 😅
December 19, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Starting the audiobook of Game Changer now 😍 🥅🏒
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I have to work on Fridays Taylor!! I can’t stay up til midnight and THEN watch 2 episodes!! Praying my half day doesn’t turn into a full day tomorrow 😫
December 19, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It’s so crazy how people write about Taylor. Like all these men talking about how frivolous she supposedly is. They hate her because she isn’t for them in any way. Most popstars are at least for the male gaze to some extent. And if she comes out… (1/2)
December 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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also a quick Gaylor note on this: it is v amusing (and simultaneously frustrating, for obv reasons) seeing HOW MANY EDITS of this sexy emotional forbidden *queer* love story are being set to Taylor songs...with people commenting "omg Dress is so them. Guilty as Sin? is so them. CIWYW IS TOO"
well...
a man with long hair and a beard is saying they are so close
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is saying they are so close
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Okay here are my skips from each album (I’m being so brave) 🧵
December 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The cloths sharing is wild to me!! Like how many articles of clothing do they share?? Is this normal straight man behavior?? Supposedly they don’t live together anymore?? Or do they and Travis splits his time like a child of divorce?? How does this all work to the hetlors???
Marni?? Marni?? Is he part of the polycule??
December 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I’m going to work now but I’m working up the courage to share my skip list because you guys might eat me alive 😂
December 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This post having 17 replies is so funny 😭 (but I 🫶🏻 false god btw)
OKAY IM READY TO SPEAK MY TRUTH FALSE GOD IS A SKIP FOR ME
as an intense lover listener I can't stand it I'm sorry
December 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
What do I watch until more Heated Rivalry comes out 😭
December 17, 2025 at 5:09 AM
The club scene in episode 4 where they just stare at each other across the room is so Someone Great which is also so Taylor Coded and my favorite movie and I’m not sobbing you are
a woman is crying in a dark room with a netflix logo in the corner .
ALT: a woman is crying in a dark room with a netflix logo in the corner .
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Okay so Shane calls Ilya “Rozy” in episode 2 and in episode 4 he’s dating Rose?? Ugh crying 😭
December 17, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Bruh the scene it’s Kip’s birthday party and Scott is outside is SO I Look In People’s Windows 😮‍💨
December 17, 2025 at 4:06 AM